calamar-the-squizard

[calamar-the-squizard]

I’m just saying I would make a deal with Niklaus Hendrix any day of the week that man already owns my heart whatever else he wants he can have

#jrwi #niklaus hendrix #jrwi riptide #definately not being horny on main #desire daddy #papa of possibility #granter of all wishes #all I want for Christmas is him #captain Hendrix #jrwi show

[calamar-the-squizard]

I have a lifesize cardboard cutout of N from Pokémon black and white

I am currently dming a dnd campaign and a call of cthulu campaign

And I play vr chat a lot (more than anybody should)

@not-a-dalek @oops-all-moths @gayleafpool

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog !

I was born with an extra set of ribs :D

Green is my favourite colour

And

I have a very unhealthy obsession with dragons (which somehow didn’t bleed into this blog )

@very-evil-bubbles @smelgor @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @thejokig23 @chasmwilt @inwayovermyhead and @ anyone else who wants to join in! (You don’t need to answer if you don’t want to!)

#out of character.

[calamar-the-squizard]

I vote we all ignore Harry Potter and move on to the truly good wizard book series - Septimus Heap

[calamar-the-squizard]

Sometimes you just need to watch the world. Just really take the time to take everything that is going on in. Time to understand everything going on in your environment . Trust me it’s nice

[calamar-the-squizard]

Some physics nerd tried to tell me clouds are white cause they act like a prism and not because the wizards in the cloud factory are all boring and don’t wanna make colorful clouds

#soup slayer #wizardposting #clouds #physics #magic

[calamar-the-squizard]

My gnome blender broke

#soup slayer #pyromancy #wizardposting #help #worst thing to ever happen on September 11th #my day literally can’t get worse

[calamar-the-squizard]

In twilight's hush, a sound did soar,

A knock upon my humble door.

With puzzled brow, I rose to see,

What visitor sought entry.

To my surprise, what did I spy?

A walrus with a twinkling eye!

His whiskers gleamed, his tusks did shine,

In the pale moon's gentle light divine.

With a curious glance, I let him in,

To hear the tale of his journey begin.

From icy seas, he'd come ashore,

Seeking mysteries beyond the ocean's roar.

With gentle grace, he settled near,

His presence filling the room with cheer.

A walrus at my doorstep, rare and grand,

A visitor from a distant land.

And so we sat, the night grew old,

As tales of adventures bold were told.

A walrus knocking, a tale so true,

In dreams and wonder, the night withdrew.

#walrus #fairy #knocking on the door #poetry

[calamar-the-squizard]

WANTED

If you guys see this mushroom call the cops immediately she is a highly dangerous criminal who stole a lot of my potion Ingredients.

#pyromancy #soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #soup #wizardposting #anti soup #fire magic #hate soup #bingo the booba shroom #this is really old art lmao #like 3 years old #art #mushroom

[calamar-the-squizard]

This may be a controversial opinion, but, if the adventurer the king hired to rescue the princess I hold in my keep can’t even defeat 3 hellbeasts he doth not deserve said princesses hand in marriage.

#soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #soup #wizardposting #anti soup #fire magic #hate soup #pyromancy #adventure #wizard #she’s here willingly because her dads a bit of a dick

[calamar-the-squizard]

I unfortunately don’t want to get my cloak wet but thank you for the offer

opinions on soup (asking for a friend) and second question do you know where someone could find a large quantity of soup in one place (still asking for a friend)

I dunno tumblr user soup-slayer…….. you seem stressed though. why don’t you get into this nice hot bath I drew for you. don’t mind the chopped celery, carrots, onions and chicken carcass

#pyromancy #soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #soup #wizardposting #anti soup #fire magic #hate soup #help

[calamar-the-squizard]

true wizards do not jelq or looks max with gooning; the goons are the golblins

#goblinhatepost

[calamar-the-squizard]

I was in my tower sorting scrolls (as you do) when this little creature crawled through my magic mirror. Does anybody know what kind of familiar this is?

#wizardposting #pyromancy #soup slayer #fire magic #familiar

[calamar-the-squizard]

ScribeGPT is gonna get an apprentice killed in a wizard duel one of these days.

#pyromancy #soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #soup #wizardposting #anti soup #fire magic #hate soup

[calamar-the-squizard]

Are you more,

A: a deer standing in a field

B: a vampire standing under an umbrella

C: hatsune Miku

D: Doug

#soup slayer #wizardposting #help #deer-standing-in-a-field #Doug #miku #hatsune miku #mythology #like-Adam-Sandler-vampire #not the Romanian ones #okay

[calamar-the-squizard]

Red 40 cookies

[calamar-the-squizard]

Someone walked up to me one day and went WIZARDPOST RIGHT NOW! And then I cast knee to the dick on him.

#soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #pyromancy #soup #anti soup #wizardposting #fire magic #hate soup #totally-happened

[calamar-the-squizard]

*a hand dramatically claws up through the ground and I head myself up through the earth*

I am finally back after an incident with casting banish on a soup in a very reflective bowl don’t wanna talk about it but just know I have made it back safely

#pyromancy #soup slayer #fuck soup #all my homies hate soup #soup #anti soup #wizardposting #fire magic #hate soup