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Nightwing

Ooo you wanna kick me through a field goal so fucking badly

#saffyposty #dc comics #nightwing #dick grayson #batman

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hi eli

#waves #janewords

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mirror master ✨ That’s us! Mirror Master and… Evan.

CONSTANTINE more like mirror Muppets. You are both a pair of morons.

mirror master ✨ Which muppets. Beaker and Bunsen? Statler and Wardolf?

CONSTANTINE dick and balls.

mirror master ✨ Muppets are serious business, Constantine.

#mirror master #sam scudder #john constantine #hellblazer #dc comics #mod tim

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Dr. Kirk Langstrom 🦇 I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who stole my work and tried to take over Gotham 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may turn out to be evil and leave you wanting.

PLASTIC MAN 😀👍 i also choose this guy’s evil wife

#manbat #kirk langstrom #plastic man #eel o'brian #dc comics #mod tim

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#do you think this godforesaken post will ever stop getting notes.

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commander cold just in a good mood and NOTHING CAN RUIN IT wait hold on [ commander cold has muted The Flash!, Godspeed, capt. cold, flash freeze, IMPULSE , the sexier flash, kid flash, and Iris West. ] NOTHING CAN RUIN IT!

#commander cold #dc comics #the flash #the renegades #mod tim

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commander cold yo dude are you good

ZOOM I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander back to the Keystone Police Department to spill the beans...

I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check the Clown’s files here— I don’t NEED to open the folder, because I know what’s in there. It’s a big ol’ CREAM PIE, GANG. It’s a CLOWN TOY. HELLO!! Something used to cause inconvenience, not kill! A little bit of trivia that I happen to know about The Clown as a rogue. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most criminal profiling cases, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!

Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a case where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of a rogue who doesn’t kill NEVER having a gun in a circus is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.

Introduced at the top as the best criminal profiler in Keystone City, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!

Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!

IIIIII CANNNNNNOOOOOTTTT WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

commander cold so you're coping well

#hunter zolomon #commander cold #reverse flash #zoom #the flash #the renegades #long post #mod tim

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christ. since when did the hal ollie barry post reach 6k+ notes..

#j #ooc

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David Singh [ David hears it. And he kneels over and spots Marco. And he gives him an ice cold stare. ]

...Weather Wizard.

weather wizard. 🌦 [ nervous smiling emoji ]

how’s the honeymoon?

pied piper 🎵 we haven't had time for a honeymoon yet.

[ hartley says, as if nothing is wrong. ]

David Singh We're still in the planning stages. Will you come out from under the desk?

weather wizard. 🌦 i’d rather not, if it’s all the same to you.

David Singh Come out from the desk.

weather wizard. 🌦 would it help if i stole shit?

David Singh NO!

weather wizard. 🌦 you know, to make it look less like he’s cavorting with the enemy.

David Singh It would NOT help one bit! I can't believe out of EVERYTHING you could say to me, you'd suggest MORE CRIME!

weather wizard. 🌦 it’s all i got, boss.

#weather wizard #marco mardon #david singh #hartley rathaway #pied piper #an oldie but a goodie #flash rogues #dc comics #mod tim

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why the hell not

#mod javier

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hey guys who reblogged this to this blog and why

#janewords

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[MR NOBODY 😘 at 9:27 AM:

FUCK YOU, WASHINGTON DC! If you're dumb enough to participate in politics this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to vote for Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada! Bad deals! Government that breaks down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find good policy in the Brotherhood of Dada, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better president, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your vote, bring your ballot, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because in Mr. Nobody's America, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to the Brotherhood of Dada HQ, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get to pass one law! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only with Mr. Nobody, the only president that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This campaign ends the minute after you write us a ballot, and it better not be invalid or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada: The White House's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Washington DC! Guaranteed!]

#mr nobody #doom patrol #discord #dc #dc comics #janewords

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dcgceu containment breach

#mod frankie #i want a better mod name but im fucking stupid

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a dcgceu joke has hit over 1k notes which means the next step is canonizing all of our bullshit

#janewords

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[shrike

oh my gd the joker died on 9/11

black dove. 🕊

[custom emoji of a shiba dog smiling and holding a party popper]]

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Happy Anniversary! DCGCEU Joker was killed a year ago today!

#mod tim