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imagine a building with 12 stories where the elevator music goes up a key for each floor you're on so it'd be Ground : C

Second Floor : C#

...

Twelfth : B

#elevator #elevator music #keys #music #building

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By this definition a carrot could be a spice

#carrots #spices #carrots are spices #🥕

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Somebody made a website to count down the Michael Jackson biopic release date

THANK YOU

#michael jackson #michael #michael biopic #thank you

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I ate stuff on a plate and now it's just in my stomach

That is so badass

#badass #eating #plates

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bald

#bald

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OKAY BIG NEWS

SPONGEBOB FOURTH MOVIE JUST GOT ANNOUNCED

Thing is the movies have consistently gone downhill, so I'm really scared how this turns out. Release date is December 19, 2025.

#spongebob movie #spongebob #squarepants #new movie

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Dead people would give better life advice than alive people

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🫘 🍗 ✈️ 🦵 📦 🍵 🤖 🖕🏻🖕🏿🇬🇧🇿🇦👑👠🍼9️⃣🔫👽💿

There is only one other person on Earth who understands what these emojis mean.

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This was supposed to say "I love the word bread" but it's funnier with the accidental missing word

i love the bread

#bread #words #i love bread #i love words

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i love the bread

#bread #words #i love bread #i love words

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there is rain so i am sad

#seasonal depression #rain #sad

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Send the link I don't know about the Mister Shit allegations

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

#mister shit #allegations #youtube

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Imagine going to a gay bar and having no one hit on you

#gay bar #ego kill

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Just realised I've been posting a lot on Tumblr lately

To my friends on Tumblr this a sign that my depression is getting worse

#tumblr #posting a lot #ahhhhhh

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The beginning of Shrek is how I imagine my life once I move out/be happy

#shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is everything #why are there so many tags for shrek #moving out

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Please use a comma next time, I got hot guys by accident

The ugly duckling is a heartwarming tale of how everything works out fine if you eventually get hot