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this y/n is so me core

hey if you’re still taking milo manheim recs i was wondering if you could do some fluff for him? maybe some suggestive or slight smut if you do that?

thank you!

i am!! thank you so much for requesting i haven’t had one in a while so here we go!!

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milo manheim x reader

you had a tendency to wonder what people were thinking about you all the time, it was something you had always done, even if it was people you hated or people who hated you, you needed to know what they were thinking of you. This thought extended to people you found attractive such as milo manhiem. you and milo have been friends since you were five years old. he became your best friend and since then, you two have stuck together.

milo knew that you did this, he saw how you listened to peoples conversations, how you had a tendency to interrupt just so they would repeat their sentence and you could capture their thoughts. the way you texted people asking them what they thinking about, you could see the look of peoples face and know that they were thinking something deep and philosophical. you always wondered and you always asked.

this wasn't something that you hid. everyone knew this and it was a bit scary that they knew but you went with it. you were an open book and milo wanted to explore you. he wanted to read you over and over again which is what led us to here.

you and milo sat in your flat, you had bought it a year ago with him when you moved to los angeles because you didn't want to separate from each other and this was the safest option. you had your own room and he had his but you shared a bathroom.

you had movie nights every friday night, you went to the beach every Saturday. when he was filming , you would drive him there and pick him up. when you were working, he did the same for you. you shared a car just to be safe. you had the money to not share one but there was something intimate about sharing a car.

the way your chapstick sat in the front cupholder, his car fresheners mixed with the candles you brought home from work. the way you had to change the driver seat when he drove because he was taller then you. there was something intimate about it and you liked that.

"movie night, what are we feeling?" milo asked as he walked in with popcorn and sour patch kids and chocolate just so you would have a choice in what you wanted.

"oh my god, this new movie came out. its called coastal ruins . i was thinking we could watch it" you told him and he smiled as he sat down next to you and turned on coastal ruins. it had to do with a surfer boy and a girl who a streetracer. you and milo didn't know that there was gonna be a heavy sex scene but there it was.

you turned to milo in hesitation to see that he was already staring at you. your faces were close already and you could feel his breath on your mouth. that was when you leaned in and kissed him, he kissed you back with passion and emotion.

his hands drifted down to your waist and he pulled you into his lap with a smile on his face. you began to rock your hips back and forth when you felt his hardened cock under you.

"is this okay?" he asked as his hands drifted up to your chest and you nodded.

"wait , wait what does this mean for us?" you asked him and he stared at you

"youre wondering what im thinking again" he said and you nodded. he leaned his forehead against yours with a smile and stared into your eyes.

"I want to be your boyfriend, i want to hold your hand and kiss you but I also want to have sex with you" he stated

"id love that" you told him

"yeah? youll be my girlfriend?" he asked

"Ill be your girlfriend" you told him and you got closer to him which led you two making out again and eventually you got closer and closer until you were connected.

but you were closer then before.

A/N: thank you so much for the request. it has been a complete drought and I hate how I just disappeared so I hope you liked this!

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hazel callahan gf headcanons

she will bring you little gifts every other day, like a flower she picked up from the street or a candy, things that reminds her of you.

she is kind of dominant but the moment you put your hands in her she becomes WEAK

she wants to be the little spoon every night

she will try to teach you how to do small bombs just in case you need it

she will make you wear her shirts because she thinks you look cute on them

she also steals your clothes when you dont see

SIMP.

she anotates random facts that you say to her in her little notebook

her love language is gifts

she likes to watch cartoons, her favorite is probably Adventure Time because she was in love with marceline when little

hazel loves to invade your personal space

usually gets asleep first, but when she don't, she likes to touch your hair to make you sleep

boobs lover

she talked to you first but with the excuse to help her with the fight club thing

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BOTTOMS + trivia

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PLS ME PLS

to all my baby girls, who would like to be on the tag list to make sure i get everyone for this upcoming knight hazel series? <3 please reply and reblog so i can build the list 💋

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holy. shit.

i heard abt spider hazel

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ruby cruz is making your daughter question if she's bisexual or a lesbian

#no but seriously what am i #ruby cruz #hazel callahan #kit tanthalos #willow 2022 #bottoms 2023

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in the mood to sit under a tree and listen to hozier and just watch the world move around me and cry probably

#this is because i heard the opening of would that i

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i need to know more about hazel callahan immediately. you don't get it guys. i'm obsessed with her in a way that is mentally deteriorating and i can't bring myself to care.

what the FUCK is the national meat association, and how did she begin volunteering there? was she actually with her uncle???

bombs. how did she start? when did it start? hey, maybe even: WHY did she start?

hazel is proficient in: note-taking and group communication. has she ever considered playing dungeons and dragons? specifically with me, preferably one-on-one, maybe even over a candle-lit dinner and wine?

where does she shop for her clothes? because part of the reason i'm fixated is because i need her closet and i need to be her.

i need to know everything about her, and i need her to know that there's a bunch of gay girls out here that faint when she's onscreen. i hope she's happy, and i hope people reply to her emails, and i hope she's kissing a girl right now. and i wish it was me.

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idk what the hell she's talking about, but i'm so in love with her that i literally do not care

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In conclusion of watching Bottoms three times, I would like to be as hot as Hazel Callahan while also being with Hazel Callahan romantically please and thank you

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12 year old me: do we still like harry potter?

18 year old me: we’re in love with his dad

12 year old me:

#marauders #james potter #prongs #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #padfoot #moony #wormtail #help me

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i didn't knew the civil wars break was messy you know why?

So, the official story is that there was "internal discord and irreconcilable differences of ambition." I think there was a bit more to it than that.

First of all, what you have to understand is that Joy and JPW were not married. I can't remember if JPW was with anyone at the time, but Joy, at least, was married and the man she was married to (Nate) was their manager. Joy and JPW not being married is extremely significant to the story because, if you're familiar with The Civil Wars, then you know the two of them had some of the most enchanting and electrifying artistic chemistry I've ever seen from two people (and have yet to see again) and a lot of people (myself included) thought they were together.

Anyway, Joy and JPW allegedly started to go their separate ways creatively after Barton Hollow. According to her, she was the one who started to drift away from him first. She describes their split as a "divorce" and said that they don't talk anymore. Following the fall of The Civil Wars, her marriage to Nate also collapsed (and almost failed, though I think they're still together). While Joy, in some way, attributes the destruction of *waves hand* everything to rumors spreading about a romance between herself and JPW, it's not hard to see why those rumors spread. Me personally, I think there was a bit of emotional infidelity (at the very least) going on between her and JPW that might have caused problems (and I'm not saying that to be messy or judgemental or anything like that; songwriting, making music with someone is intimate and sometimes this shit just happens) but they'll never confirm or deny either way.

The point is that the destruction of The Civil Wars was nasty and thorough, so the fact that they agreed to collaborate with Taylor again for Safe & Sound (Taylor's Version) is fucking HUGE. I doubt they had much significant contact throughout the rerecording process (if they had any contact at all; if they each recorded their parts separately, they wouldn't need to interact at all) but the fact that both of them even agreed to it at all is pretty shocking to me. They don't even acknowledge The Civil Wars' existence. Joy went on to make her own music, JPW went on to make his own music, I think, but nothing they're doing now is as good as what they did back then. I don't know if they lost something intrinsic when they split, but whatever it is, they each have yet to get it back. That's why I still listen to The Civil Wars and not whatever it is they're doing on their own. You can't replicate greatness and you certainly can't get it back once it's been broken.

This was long, but there you have it! The fruits of one of my untapped hyperfixations. I should really go to bed lol

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james potter my love my life

how different marauders characters would act at a taylor swift concert w/ you ⭑

inspired by this post by the lovely @bealovesmarauders

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remus knows her discography by heart. he was originally a little insecure to sing the whole time, but he can’t help but sing along when you look so cute dancing and screaming the words to each song. he probably would’ve been the one to buy tickets after you came to terms with your chances of getting them being so slim, so when he surprised you with them you were over the moon. he would’ve gotten you two lower bowl seats so you would be really close but also able to see every single visual. he also would’ve offered to stand and wait in the merch line during the openers and before the concert started so you could have fun and watch them and have a cute t-shirt to take home.

james “swiftie” potter would be going absolutely feral. he would’ve gotten floor seats that were at least in the first ten rows so he could feel everything. he would’ve made a huge ordeal about surprising you with the tickets. i just know he would take you out to a fancy brunch before you guys got ready for the concert. he would probably want you two to go as miss americana and the heartbreak prince and people would definitely use your pictures as inspo for their shows. i also think he’d be the type to propose during lover or love story if you were at that point in the relationship. he would’ve been all cute about it too and told everyone around you so they could film and take pictures for you guys during the moment. he would also make a show of carrying you back to your car after the concert, even if your feet didn’t hurt that bad from the extremely uncomfortable shoes you inevitably would wear.

oh, sirius. i feel like he’s a total music snob and was really only going originally because you were so excited about it. but then he gets to the concert and he’s awestruck. he would’ve gone insane during the beat drop in don’t blame me but also prob would’ve teared up during my tears ricochet. he would’ve loved every moment of it and would immediately regret not learning all her songs before the concert. i think he’d be so obsessed that the minute he got home he would’ve gone online and bought you two more tickets for either the second night in your city or the next closest show. he’d also probably make you explain all the lore and stories behind everything on the way home. you just know that next time, he will be so prepared he will outshine every other swiftie boyfriend in the crowd. he’s also a rep girly.

lily is a swiftie through and through. there’s not doubt in my mind that she’s not an evermore and lover girly. she would’ve fought hard for those tickets and she would be so proud when she surprised you with them. you and her would spend so much time picking out the perfect themed outfits for the night and would definitely end up in a few of those “my fav outfits i saw at the era’s tour!” videos. she definitely has a note in her notes app where she keeps track of all the surprise songs and which ones she wants (she was heartbroken after dbatc and clean were taken in the same night, but she also knows that there’s not a single song that she’d be disappointed in getting). it honestly doesn’t matter where your seats are because no matter what you two will be having so much fun it won’t even matter in the end.

regulus, unlike sirius, actually prepared for the concert. he was definitely doing his research before hand. he was never a big taylor swift fan before, but when he saw your eyes light up when you told him you got tickets, he knew he had to be ready. he spent months listening to each album one by one, making playlists, attempting to learn words, and maybe even looking into the meaning behind the songs. he may get a little too caught up in connecting each song to one of her relationships and prob would wear and “i <3 T. S.” shirt to the concert. like james, he would’ve offered to carry you out of the arena, but unlike james, he would’ve listened to you saying no and would’ve been content simply holding your shoes in one hand and your hand in the other.

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good things snape did:

- ship wolfstar

- kill dumbledore

- die

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so basically im in love with her

DAISY JONES + outfits 1.01 “Come and Get It” 1.02 “I’ll Take You There” 1.03 “Someone Saved My Life Tonight

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help me help me help me help me help me

aaron taylor johnson for vanity fair 📸