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duyundun · 8 years
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A rare glimpse at the Duyundun audience as they prepare for the encore..
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duyundun · 10 years
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Legion of Boom
Interesting Fact:  The Legion of Boom is the nickname for the Seattle Seahawks secondary, and also the nickname given to Duyundun's drum kit.
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duyundun · 10 years
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We are now behind the Horseshoe Falls portion of Niagara Falls, notable for its 173 ft vertical drop and average annual flow rate of 85,000 cubic feet of water per second. Horseshoe Falls is the most powerful waterfall in North America, helping to produce 4.4 gigawatts of hydroelectric power for New York State, registering a continuous 85 decibels in volume (equivalent to a lion's roar), and functioning as Duyundun's most effective bedside white noise generator - helping them sleep soundly through the night.
Niagara Falls Tour Guide
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duyundun · 10 years
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Duyundun-sponsored competition - loudest car fart!  The members of Duyundun nearly spilled their goblet of blood around 5:48..
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duyundun · 10 years
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Beach of Bones (Salton Sea), Duyundun's Favorite Vacation Getaway
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duyundun · 10 years
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Rare bird's-eye view of the Duyundun live show.
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duyundun · 10 years
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That guy in the background, reading the magazine and being fucking bored, is Duyundun's lead guitar player.
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duyundun · 10 years
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The first time I heard Duyundun was the last time I heard anything.
Ludwig van Beethoven
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duyundun · 10 years
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Duyundun blows the best smoke rings.
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duyundun · 11 years
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Duyundun Sends the Government Back to Work
US Govt: We're not ready to negotiate. Waaahhhhh!
Duyundun: Listen, your diapers are full, alright? We're Duyundun and you've got one option.
US Govt: We're the government, our options are limitless. Our shit smells like roses and stacks of money.
Duyundun: Your option is to wake up tomorrow, put your penny loafers back on, kiss your mistress goodbye, direct your driver to the Capitol, and start pushing papers.
US Govt: Or what?
Duyundun: Or we'll distribute our album to your sons and daughters - the rims of their ears will catch fire in a smoldering halo around their headphones, and their eardrums will rattle like gravel in a coffee can, and their blood-brain barrier will boil in their skull bucket; they'll allow the Devil to pump their hearts full of tar and they'll abandon everything but the drive to worship our demonic riffs.
US Govt: Oh. Oh god no. Ohhhhh.. what - is - happening?
Duyundun: Compelling, right?
US Govt: We're blind! Your righteous voice has congealed my vitreous fluid! Our optic nerves have unraveled!
Duyundun: See ya tomorrow, slackers.
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duyundun · 11 years
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Duyundun took a couple bites - the shark continued dancing.
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duyundun · 11 years
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Duyundun is that chainsaw, that pumpkin is your eardrum.
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duyundun · 11 years
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Duyundun re-carved your pumpkin with their foot.
Doctor Maarten
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duyundun · 11 years
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It's Halloween again, and Duyundun hasn't noticed.
John Carpenter
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duyundun · 11 years
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The human body has about 10.5 pints of blood - Duyundun can drink 11 pints in one sitting.
Joaquin Alcaraz Gracia (RIP)
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duyundun · 11 years
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A rare glimpse of your inner ear during a Duyundun listening party.
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duyundun · 11 years
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Heroin is addicted to Duyundun.
US Drug Enforcement Agency
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