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do you ever just think about how the vulcans see spock as ‘too human’ and the humans see spock as ‘too vulcan’ but captain james tiberius kirk accepts and loves both of his vulcan and human attributes and encourages spock to embrace both sides and those two actually invented being in love

#i adore them

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morgan: it may have been a stupid decision, but it was MY stupid decision and i could never turn my back on it

#derek morgan #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #the bau #cm incorrect quotes

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criminal minds remake where everything is the same except garcia has unfiltered access to the vine boom sound effect

#criminal minds #penelope garcia #garcia criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #the bau #bau team

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emily: sharing a bed? weak.

emily: real women share a jail cell.

#criminal minds #jemily #emily prentiss #agent prentiss #bau #the bau #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #jj criminal minds

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i need girl dad spencer reid right now

#criminal minds #spencer reid criminal minds #spencer reid #reid criminal minds

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BAU Job Application Form

thank you for your interest in joining the bau

requirements for the position include:

field experience

firearms qualifications and training

references from at least one other government agency

references from a professor and/or superior at the academy

candidates who suffer from car sickness need not apply

candidates who suffer from travel sickness on planes need not apply.

candidates who suffer from travel sickness on helicopters need not apply

a traumatic childhood is advised

mommy and/or daddy issues are encouraged

one or more dead parents is preferred, if no dead parents, we'll accept a dead sibling at a push

applying candidates must be in possession of perfect facial features

skinny queens only unless you're our personality hire

the ability to mindread is unfortunately a non-negotiable (we'll often announce that 'we need to give the profile' without conferring with each other, and you need to be ready to do your part immediately)

any successful candidates will have the highest pain tolerance known to man

please arrive with the acceptance that at some point you WILL experience at least one - but almost definitely more than one - of the following: abduction, gun shot wounds, knife wounds, grievous bodily harm, forced cannibalism, electrocution, the potential to be buried alive, adoption of a secret identity, travel to another part of the world almost certainly against your own free will, the certain endangerment and possible murder of a family member or friend, drugging and/or death (perhaps more than once)

we hold a united and consistent disdain for authority, so candidates who are opposed need not apply

children of serial killers welcome

addicts welcome

vigilantes welcome

rogue agents encouraged

please prepare your best, most disdainful 'ma'am'. you will be asked to demonstrate this at some point during the interview process, and your ability to deliver with conviction will affect the success of your application.

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glass onion but the dagger squad:

bradley bradshaw - actor!!!! rich famous actor, kinda himbo maybe like the birdie jay of the group but much less offensive

jake seresin - kinda gives the miles bron of the group vibe, rich maybe old money, all hanging on to his ‘golden titties’

natasha trace - gives major claire debella vibes. maybe not a mother or anything but hardcore girlboss politician or lawyer or something like that

reuben fitch - IDK WHY BUT GIVING BENOIT BLANC VIBES?? like maybe the moustache just gives detective but in my mind hes benoit.

mickey garcia - he would probs be the duke of the group. defo not right wing mens rights vibe but gives twitch/yt streamer vibes maybe just a gamer?

javy machado - i cannot decide who he would be cs the only person left us cassandra/helen but he def does not give them vibes so maybe id make him an added person to the group and make andi an oc?? or shes just not part of this ig🤷‍♀️

robert floyd - def gives lionel vibes, super smart and nerdy, stylish and definitely quite scared of jake(miles) and finds it hard to say no to his demands

#this is perfect oh my god????

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[on a hike] jj: it’s beautiful out here. emily: and quiet. hotch: too quiet. rossi: did we lose someone? [cut to morgan with a bear in a headlock]

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spencer: That’s right! For just the small fee of looking in my direction once, you too can earn my friendship and overbearing presence forever!

#criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #day 1 of me ​characterising characters based on stuff my friends and i have said

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The Dagger Family (tgm/the addams family)

The Lover - Bradley Bradshaw

The Matriarch - Natasha Trace

The Helper - Jake Seresin

(More below the cut)

The Mad Scientist - Reuben Fitch

The Gentle Giant/Butler - Robert Floyd

The Cousin - Mickey Garcia

The (never-aging) Warlock Grandpa - Javy Machado

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thoughts on Cop!Jake and Firefighter!Bradley?

hmm…

i think its sufficient to say that i like this AU

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he stole her youth and?????? promised heaven???? the men start wars????

yet??

troy???

hates????

HELEN?????

#maisie peters #the history of man #the history of man maisie peters #song #music #how am i meant to sleep at night knowing what i know #history of man #maisie peters youve done it again