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Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

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As a non-driver, the amount of times I've nearly gotten hit by someone looking at the phones while driving, even CITY/STATE OFFICIALS, is staggering.

#STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONES WHILE DRIVING #SINCERELY EVERYONE

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Commissions!!

So like... due to the corona virus I'm out of work until April 6th... I've already been out for almost a week now. Can't pay bills with no job so if you can, please commission me 

>> https://www.deviantart.com/kittysjiri/journal/Commissions-are-back-open-832987596

#commissions #corona virus #no work

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My commissions are back open!

The commission price file is too big to put here so if you like my style (example below), check out my DA page! >> https://www.deviantart.com/kittysjiri/journal/ 

#commissions #commissionsopen

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He’s going to vote – are you?

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Meet my Etrian Odyssey group the Sunscars! Though EO2U was my first one, named Unfortune, I love that guild too much to make an OC group of it so here's my alternate guild! Top left to right: Conrad - Class Fortress/Subclass Landsknecht Xhiara - Class Arcanist/Subclass Runemaster Arcadia - Class Landsknecht/Subclass Bushi Bottom left to right: Damien - Class Sniper/Subclass Nightseeker Ezra - Class Medic/Subclass Dancer Basic story: Xhiara's mother, a runemaster, fell in love with an Arcanist and they somehow had a child. She lived with her parents in Tharsis until her mother's passing when she was still young and then moved permanently to live with her father in the Misty Ravine. The rest of the guild happened to come across her during their adventure into the labyrinth and eventually asked Xhiara to join them on their adventures. Fun Facts: - Conrad is the mother of the group - Xhiara's father is deaf so she knows sign language and often signs when in deep thought - Arcadia is probably the only normal one - Damien is incredibly immature and enjoys embarrassing others - Ezra is actually a guy. He identifies as cisgender and is only interested in women (that doesn't mean that he won't take advantage of a man), he just likes to wear women's clothing Fun fun fact! I started this (according to the file) 08/18... so this has been a WIP for over a year...

#etrian odyssey #etrian odyssey oc #etrian odyssey oc guild

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Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

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so I did a thing. Link, I know you look good but you need to pay attention to your surroundings before you start posing for pictures

#botw #breath of the wild #link #botw link

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JJBA pt. 5 OC

So I've been bingeing JJBA Golden Wind and I honestly couldn't help it so here's my character. God I hate those colors but I literally spent 4 hours messing with combinations and this one looked the best. Her face shape isn't quite right either...

Name: Asia Stracciatella (Ah-zee-ah Sta-rach-uh-teh-lla) Namesake: Gelato variety Stand: Creedence Clearwater Reference: Creedence Clearwater Revival Age: 19 Birthday: Feburary 24, 1981 Height: 170cm

Stand ability: Flora Manipulation

She can create life-sucking flowers and vines and flower bombs. Her stand’s not very strong so it’s mostly defensive. Its main function is reconnaissance and danger sense, which can sense a stand and its range. Can be made worse by intent to kill and strength of the stand. Range is 3m but can extend up to 100m however anything further than 3m leaves her vulnerable to attack. Detachable flowers can be given to comrades and if she’s within 25m of them or on the phone, she can hear the flower cry which alerts her to danger. Flowers can then be dispatched and travel to the crying flower for further communication as long as they’re within 25m. When she sends Creedence on recon she transfers her consciousness to her stand and therefore physically cannot move her leaving her completely vulnerable. She can also have someone else join her on the recon by stepping into her vine circle, holding her hands, and pressing their forehead to hers. Must be done before activated. If someone’s with her, their stand will momentarily be incorporated into hers. Her stand can also be wrapped around her for defense/offense. tw, self harm

History: Because she grew up in the same town as Bruno Bucciarati, she often came down to the beach to play with the young Bruno while his father was out fishing. When she was 9 years old, her grandmother, who had been caring for her, passed away and she was sent to live with her parents in the city. Her parents made it very obvious that she wasn’t wanted in the household and stole the money that her grandmother had left for her to attend school. Asia would often watch the school children leave the building in silent jealousy as she actually liked school. Her odd behavior caught the attention of a young white haired boy who offered to teach her what he learned during the day as it was also a good way for him to study. This went on until she was 14 and her parents were murdered by a member of Passione who took interest in her natural ability to sense danger and allowed her to live if she joined. She was put through vigorous training for almost 2 years which left her feeling hollow and numb. She ran into a much older Bucciarati a few years later and admitted that she even though he was holding her hand, she couldn't feel him. Her body only responds to pain so she cuts herself to feel human. With a lot of TLC from the male, she eventually bounced back into herself, and even got to meet the boy who went over his studies with her who thought she was dead (can you guess who it was?  Leone Abbacchio ). Later on she was with her roommate who wanted to join Passione but the lighter went out. Upon relighting it, her roommate died from the arrow but because Black Sabbath saw her step into a shadow, it attacked her and gave her Creedence Clearwater. She had no idea what had just happened and went to Bucciarati in a panic. Asia never called Bucciarati by his last name. It's always Bruno. The same can be said for Abbacchio since she called him Leone when they were younger. She also has a cat. His name is Mattone. (Dob't worry, someone's looking after him while she's gone)

SPOILER WARNING!

Because of her ability to sense imminent danger, her presence is an instant canon divergence as no one dies [I haven't finished the series yet, I'm just waiting on episodes to drop to update so I'm not entirely certain if saving everyone IS possible. I'll definitely find out as I go]. HOWEVER, because of this, once Bucciarati and co betray Diavolo to save Trish, the girls are listed as "Capture" while the others are "Kill", mostly because a stand like Asia's is too valuable to get rid of.

- Everyone on the trip got a danger flower  so when Bucciarati went in with Trish and was attacked by Diavolo, she was able to send a flower and warn him to stay back at least 2 meters, which prevented him from being fatally injured while she and Giorno sent Creedence through the floor to retrieve Trish (the plan sort of backfired but no one died).

- She was with Abbacchio *cough* *cough* they’ve been dating for almost 3 years. how did it happen? beats me (sue me) *cough* when those kid's ball got stuck. When Doppio appeared in the group, she felt that something was off and prevented him from killing Abbacchio by using her stand to remove it from a distance.

- In Rome she was able to help Bucciarati defeat Secco from a distance, and her body later switched with Abbacchio's. Before King Crimson used his ability, she suddenly felt as if Narancia was in extreme danger and touched him with her stand moments before time skipped. That was all the time that was needed for her stand to yank his consciousness (and technically his soul) out and into a vine that she wrapped around her hand. She'd never done that before so she, too, thought Narancia was dead until she saw the vine. She placed it on Narancia's body after Giorno was back into his but the boy was unconscious from having his soul forcibly removed again.

- (more to come as the episodes release)

#jjbapt5 #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 5 #jojo part 5 oc #jojo oc

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DEJ2019 - 04 - Nap Pals

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#yuuichiro hyakuya #mikaela hyakuya #owari no seraph #seraph of the end

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DEJ2019 - 18 - Bounty Hunters

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I made his head WAY too small. Maybe I'll fix it one day I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#ashitaka #san #princess mononoke

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DEJ2019 - 16 - Insert Your Colors

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#shizuo heiwajima #durarara #drrr

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DEJ2019 - 12 - Freedom

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#9s #neir automata

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DEJ2019 - 11 - Tossin' Onions

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge.

FUN FACT: I was gonna do Ganta from Deadman Wonderland but decided to go with Pitou though regretted it because I wanted to draw Pouf in their hands but I can't draw him I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#pitou #neferpitou #hxh #hunter x hunter

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DEJ2019 - 08 - Stack o' Cute

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#yuno #asta #black clover

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DEJ2019 - 07 - Take a Swing

This is a part of SenshiStock 's draw everything june challenge. I decided to tap out this year. My summer class really ate up a lot of my free time and made it such a chore to even get this far, which is never something you want to say about a hobby

#link #legend of zelda #skyward sword