"Now you might be more enlightening to talk to, but if you can't connect the users who phone in correctly, I'm going to have to get Roz back I'm afraid
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"Merry Christmas Freddie, come on in. What did your mother get you? A knife? I see."
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"I know I said I wanted to replace Eddie but this really is goo much!"
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"I'm surprised the Black Mesa Transit System is even running on Frasier Crane Day!"
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"Ah why hello Peach. No I'm afraid Niles isn't here anymore. He found his special moon and departed for another universe."
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"Ghosts? Goobs? Gobbers? Daphne I believe one of your brothers is here!"
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"Now really Alan, put the gun down I think there's been a misunderstanding. When I said that there was a 'Dark Presence' in my apartment, I only meant that Lilith had stopped by to drop Freddie off for the weekend!"
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"No I think I'd rather not see your Jumbo Barrel, thank you"
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"Freddie!"
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"When I ordered a tossed salad and scrambled egg, I didn't think they'd come to my door wearing the egg on their face and toss the salad right at me"
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"welcome gnome"
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"Dad, it's staring again."
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"Now Frasier listen here, the museum description says they are 'sneaky beings that slowly creep through the darkness carrying knives and lanterns' and that 'their incessant, innocent stare stabs through opponents, pushing them over the brink of despair'...
...remind you of anyone?"
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"The Wandering NC? You've outdone yourself this time Niles."
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"No, Dad, I have not overdone it on the sherries, there is walking seed at the door"
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“When they said I'd have to fight deadly constructs I thought they just mean constructs of the mind!"
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"Ah Turgle, do come in. Glup not accompanying you tonight?"
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