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Hey ! Its me Shreezan . What's this website about ?

Leave me alone you stupid bitch.

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If you make there is only one spiderman into a series please tag me in it

trust me, i would love to whip out fanfics like noodles, but i wouldn’t know what to do with this series. Plus, i’ve observed that sequels always do tend to be pretty shite than the original 🤣

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MASTERLIST

please bear with me as i try to work this thing jfc OR come stab me thnx

not my post but how to “avoid rapists” *sigh* because we’re always held responsible for our own safety:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/157608737188/through-a-rapists-eyes-pls-take-time-to-read

 ^ VERY IMPORTANT ^

GOTHAM (TV Series)

Victor Zsasz

Doing it in the GCPD : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152660628443/more-fucking-victor-fucking-zsasz-in-the-gcpd

That ASSistance pun that started it all : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152739293013/wow-i-need-some-assistance-from-this-assassin

CHARACTER PARALLELS 

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152860585473/james-aubrey-and-james-gordon-harvey-bullock

WATCH BREAD NYGMA (yes you read that right)

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153217075238/say-hello-to-our-baked-chief-of-staff-bread

A PLAYLIST BY JERVIS TETCH, BY ME

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153425456318/i-bet-jervis-playlist-is-just

A SHAKESPEARE ONE

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/158141890403/i-find-it-hilarious-that-people-specially-fellow

MARVEL (Cinematic Universe)

Spiderman

Limits (pun) : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/158098841468/spideycentral-peter-parker-in-a-mathletes-shirt

Dating Peter Parker would be the worst : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172379305443/dating-pepe-r-porker-would-be-the-worst

There is only one Spiderman (uno spiderio) : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/173738611968/there-is-only-one-spiderman-peter-parker-x

Black Panther Headcanons:

 for (princess) Shuri :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172856751828/headcanons-for-princess-shuri

for Killmonger :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172919535993/headcanon-for-killmonger

for Okoye :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172857141823/headcanons-for-okobae

GHOSTBUSTERS

Jillian Holtzmann

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/160288824478/me-babe-come-over-jillian-im-busy-me-i

ADDITIONAL (my awful posts from, like, 2013)

On Black Lives:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/148746993573/its-just-funny-that-people-blame-black-folks-for

On Maturity (using fries as metaphor):

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/149405784808/fries

On Spanish, my youth:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/151520080293/spanish-spinach

On Illuminatis and their... well, see for yourself:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152470829188/if-two-illuminati-members-sneak-out-during-a

On accepting gay children:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153432351918/how-do-parents-not-accept-gay-sons-or-lesbian

Oh this is funny:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155161897623/enough-oswald

On New Year’s Resolutions:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155243671048/2017

On thrones and wives:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155808033663/im-just-saying-id-treat-my-girl-like-a-queen

On washing my skin:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/156123720793/royalsuggestions-lavender-suggestion

On  First Impressions:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/157388361283/did-you-guys-know-that-your-brainbody-only-takes

Ah, romance:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/161564912933/lucidasuggestions-enamoringsuggestion

#gotham #gotham on fox #black panther #black panther fanfiction #black panther headcanon #black panther smut #spiderman #spiderman x reader #peter parker #peter parker fanfic #peter parker smut #peter parker x reader #shuri x reader #shuri fanfiction #shuri fanfic #Erik Killmonger #killmonger #eric killmonger #killmonger smut #killmonger x reader #jillian holtzmann #jillian holtzmann x reader #jillian holtzmann imagine #kate mckinnon #kate mckinnon imagine #kate mckinnon x reader #Okoye x reader #Okoye #Avengers

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When will I be able to kiss you?

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this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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reblogging again

“Broken” “laughed at” “called a plant” “misunderstood” like is that everything you’ve got? really ??? compared to “abuse” “r*pe” “murder” you really wanna talk about how you belong here?

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hey there! i recently found you tumblr and im in love with it! i was wondering what your background is! im half hispanic half white. ok bye i want friends uWu

Oh, my dad's side is Angolan and my mom is Nepali! We live in Nepal! Thank you so much for reaching out to me! I made this tumblr solely as a bait for more friends XD. I'm more active on instagram, come say hi, let's be friends immediately! :D

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.