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Hisoka & Illumi Drunk Fic PART #3

TW: SA❗️⚠️non-consensual sexual contact ⚠️

AN: Nothing sexually graphic though. This will be posted on my AO3 with the previous chapters.

At some point the Hisoka realized that housekeeping would be by soon and they should dip before they are found with a dead body in the bathroom. An hour of travel later the pair are stumbling into Hisoka’s rather luxurious apartment at the top of Heaven’s arena. Being a floor master has its perks.

Somewhere along the lines Illumi went from drinking only for the game, to nursing a bottle of wine like a 40 year old going through a divorce. Hisoka had sobered up quite a lot by now but Illumi was waisted. So Hisoka stumbled towards his bedroom, half carrying an ill looking Illumi. Illumi had insisted on walking even tho it would have been easier for Hisoka to just full on cary him. Illumi tipped the last of the bottle down his throat before dropping the empty bottle unceremoniously on the carpet of Hisoka’s bedroom.

“Tsk Illumi your gonna stain my rug,” Hisoka shoves Illumi onto his light pink bed spread.

“Nggh,” is all Illumi can say. His brain feels like mush and his parent’s words about never letting down your guard are ringing in his ears. But for the first time In forever he ignores those voices. Its so cozy here and the mush of his brain feels fuzzy and warm. Drunken thoughts float through his mind and they aren’t exactly happy thoughts. Though he feels cozy and warm he also feels a pain of sorrow in his chest. For the first time in a long time Illumi lets his guard down. Its scares Illumi to know how defenseless he is right now but he can’t find the energy to care.

Illumi looks so pretty. Flawless black hair draped across the bed. Deep dark eyes framed with beautiful lashes. Lips parted and dainty. Illumi is a beauty and Hisoka wants him all for himself.

Illumi forgets where he is as increasingly emotional thoughts swirling in his mind. He isn’t really there, he is in his own world away from anyone else.

Suddenly Hisoka is ontop, and Illumi can’t move. Lips and teeth attacking Illumi’s neck. Hands are fumbling at his hips, trying to slip beneath his shirt. Hips grinding into his thigh. And Illumi can’t move. His head is spinning trying to understand the situation. Is this something bad? Does Illumi need to protect himself? Why is he hesitating to attack Hisoka? Hisoka isn’t hurting him. But then why is Illumi panicking? Why does he want to scream? Why can’t he make a sound? Why does this feel so wrong? Why is it that for the first time in years, Illumi feels tears welling in his eyes.

Hisoka has thrown caution to the wind and decided to go for what he wants. If Illumi really doesn’t want this, he is strong enough to stop it, Hisoka reasons.

Illumi has been completely unresponsive. After a few minutes of making out with Illumi’s limp body Hisoka gets annoyed, he’s never been one for pillow princesses. Hisoka lifts off Illumi to see his face, intending to scold the pretty man for being such a lousy toy. But it is in that moment that Hisoka realizes something is very wrong. Illumi’s is motionless, dead eyes wide and unfocused, lips limply parted in a silent scream. Illumi’s whole déminer is wrong. But what scares Hisoka most are the tears that have started flowing down Illumi’s temples.

“Illumi?”, Hisoka asks hesitantly. Oh fuck, he had underestimated how defenseless Illumi had been. It was clear Illumi hadn’t enjoyed any of that. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

It takes a moment for Illumi to realises that Hisoka’s weight is no longer pinning him down. His vision had gone dark sometime in the past few minutes and is coming back, slowly, fuzzy. Illumi lays motionless trying to process what the fuck just happened.

“H-Hisoka?” Illumi stutters. “Whats happening.” Dirty, Illumi feels dirty.

“Hisoka, Hisoka”, Illumi slurs. He can still feel the ghost of Hisoka’s invasions.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m here Illumi, its just me.” Hisoka breaths a sigh of relief. To soon.

“You are strange Hisoka… you have sex just to feel good.” And with that Illumi moves for the first time. Tears streaming, expression unreadable, he curls up on his side hiding his now exposed chest, and promptly falls asleep.

“Fuck” Hisoka groans. He knows he messed up really fucking bad and he knows he hurt Illumi. What scares him most is the innocence in Illumi’s words. They didn’t sound like the words of a grown man, drunk or otherwise.

Hisoka hopes Illumi was too drunk to remember.

That night Illumi learns that there is a type of torture he was not trained to cope with.

And Hisoka learned that a lack of ‘No’ doesn’t mean a ‘Yes’.

AN PLEASE READ: Hisoka reasons that Illumi would have been able to stop him. This is a dangerous way to think. Research shows many Sexual Assaults happen with the victim completely silent and/or showing no signs of a fight. This is especially true with neurodivergent people and/or those with cognitive or physical disabilities. Lack of a struggle does NOT mean consent. Consent should always be freely given, clear, and eager.

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#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #headcanon #ship bingo #fanfic #hisoka #hisoillu

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Opinions and analysis of Illumi Zoldyck

Does he feel emotions, feelings and sensations?

A popular opinion in HxH community is that Illumi doesn’t feel any emotion because, as he says, in the Zoldyck family they are raised only as killing machines (even if they have other roles too: Illumi has an educational and training role and Killua is designed to be the future patriarch of the Zoldycks), but in the story he actually has a different behaviour.

Let’s just concentrate on his actions, not only on his facial espressions and on what he says.

We know that sometimes Illumi gives his victims the possibility to ask for a last wish. We know it because of the guy in the Hunter exam, Illumi’s target, that asked him to let him fight Hisoka before dying and Illumi accepted his wish, letting him go (and letting him try to fight him until the guy was about to hit Hisoka). Hisoka than says that Illumi of course accepted his last wish and the other says that it’s true because he had pity of him.

So Illumi feels pity.

Next he says, during his transformation from Gittarackur to his real appearance, that isn’t a nice sensation, but he’s glad Hisoka is enjoying it.

So he can actually feel discomfort and feeling glad that other people enjoy something about him.

He is proud of his brother reaching the last part of his exam and feeling annoyed because of his willingness to be with Gon instead of him and the family.

He can feel proud and annoyance.

He thinks that Hisoka is fully trustworthy or wouldn’t explain him the secret of Nanika (something that Zoldycks don’t want people to know outside the family) and, even if his family says Illumi never works with others, before doing anything on his own he usually asks Hisoka for help.

So Illumi feels trustful towards Hisoka.

He gets really angry when Killua doesn’t obey him because he thinks he’s doing the right thing to protect everyone in his family.

Illumi feels even anger.

And when Hisoka does his joke (joke? 🤨) about you-know Killua Illumi basically explodes in a homicidal rage and is about to kill Hisoka instantly.

So he has problems to control his emotions sometimes (angry issues?) and his homicidal instincts. He even cares a lot about Killua.

This is another point. Illumi acts against Killua, true, but because he thinks that what he’s doing is the best thing for Killua and the family. Even Bisky said that Illumi loves his younger brother a lot, a sick and perverse love, but still love.

Illumi even feels love.

That’s why i think that Illumi can actually feel anything like a normal person, but since he’s trained to be a machine has a tendency to not show emotions and ignore them if they goes against his goals and orders (but he still has problems to control anger when is about Killua) and experiences his emotions in an atypical way compared to ordinary people.

Anyway, that was my analysis and thank you for reading! I wish you all a nice day!

[thank you @suckitdeku for helping me with the grammar corrections]

#illumi zoldyck #illumi headcanons #illumi hxh #illumi hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter #hxh #zoldyck family #hxh analysis #headcanon #hisoka morow

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Hisoillu headcanons:

Relationship type

* I would like them to be together or at least be fwb however they might not be I ship it

* Hisoka is the reason Illumi started wearing crop-tops with camisoles

* I dont think they are dating or anything during the first couple arcs

* They dont label themselves

* Illumi refuses to call Hisoka even a friend

* Illumi describes there relationship as a mutually beneficial arrangement

* I think it gets sexual at some point

* Hisoka was Illumi’s first relationship of any-type outside of the Zoldycks

* They are legally engaged/eloped (for financial reasons and other reasons they would state)

* They try to drop everything to help if the other calls for assistance

* They don’t keep track of favors, their arrangement

* Illumi gets less robotic when he’s been around Hisoka for a while (I see this is the anime)

*Their relationship isn’t exactly healthy but its the closest to a healthy relationship of anykind either of them have

View on each-other

* Hisoka think Illumi is pretty as fuck

* Illumi finds Hisoka interesting and strange

* Illumi likes Hisoka’s ass

* Hisoka thinks Illumi is a delusional weirdo

* Illumi is one of Hisoka’s favorite toys

* Illumi doesn’t trust Hisoka at first but gets more and more trusting as he gets used to Hisoka and more confident in his own abilities

* Hisoka thinks Illumi is more messed up in the head than he is (he’s probably right in a lot of ways)

Fluff and emotions

* Illumi asked Hisoka for a hug cause he forgot what one felt like

* Illumi is extremely bottled up//shuts out his emotions

* They are both fucked up Hisoka knows this but Illumi doesn’t

* Illumi has a near-complete lack of awareness on how fucked up and mentally I’ll he is

* this^ makes Hisoka feel kinda sad for Illumi

(See my post on Hisoka vs Illumi Psychological profiling)

Sexual

* Illumi can hold his breath for a long time so is always going in for more kisses before Hisoka can catch his breath

* Illumi gives Hisoka the “tingly feeling”

* Hisoka is flirty and tries to start a fwb situationship with Illumi

* Illumi thought sex was just for making babies before Hisoka explained that was in-fact not the case

* Illumi is virgin (at least before Hisoka but maybe they’ve never actually had sex) (depends what you consider virgin)

* Illumi is on the asexual spectrum particularly due to his natural being and partly due to the abuse he faced as a child

* Illumi’s sex drive is very low and he needs to be particularly in the mood for anything to happen

* Hisoka tries to get him in the mood a lot but doesn’t always succeed

* Illumi never payed attention to any sexual urges he may have had before he met Hisoka

* Illumi tries masturbating for the first time when Hisoka mentions how good it feels

* They aren’t exclusive

* partners (or even anyone else he really talks to)

* Illumi is quite

* Illumi probably panicked and nocked Hisoka out the first time Hisoka tried touching while they Kissed

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #headcanon #hisoka morow #hisoillu #illumi is pretty #illumi is very mentally ill #illumi is fucked up #hisoka #hisoka marrow

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I love how the 2011 anime made Illumi’s hair significantly longer than in the manga. Like bro is emo rapunzel.

#illumi zoldyck #hunter x hunter

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Hisoka chilling with his inlaws lmfao

I love the Zoldycks <3

Hehe

#hisoillu #hisoka x illumi

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I can’t blame Illumi for trying to stop Nanika from saving Gon.

Like yeah that sounds bad but Illumi was like acting under the impression that the wish would kill the whole Zoldyck family and thousands of other lives.

Like without knowing that Killua can command and that Alluka doesn’t ask for something cruel after healing someone, I would also have been trying to stop Killua and Alluka!

I kinda feel like a little communication on Killuas part could have helped. I mean I get that he is scared that Illumi is gonna take control of Alluka but you can at least tell him that there won’t be any cost for saving Gon.

#illumi zoldyck #hunter x hunter #the zoldyck family #you cant hate illumi #killua zoldyck #alluka zoldyck #hxh alluka #yes alluka is trans a girl

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Chapter #3 of “HisokaXIllumi Drunk Fanfic”

AN: My chapters are always short but #4 will be here soon. Im gonna post all chapters of this fanfic on my Wattpad so new readers can easily catch up. My Wattpad is in pinned post.

Hisoka contemplates for a moment. There are so many juicy questions he could ask however he didn’t want to scare Illumi away. It would have to be a boring question for now. “What was your first job as an assassin?”

Illumi pauses a second before responding, suddenly sober and serious, “Hmmm the memory is faded, I was four years old… My father took me along for a trivial job. He easily rendered the target immobile and had me deliver the final strike.”

Hisoka listens, unexpectedly intrigued. Illumi betrays no emotion. It’s unsettling even to Hisoka’s ears. Illumi was already an assassin at four years old? How can he speak so nonchalantly.

“So wha-was your first job?” Illumi drawls.

Hisoka takes a sip, “My first real job was being a stage hand for a traveling circus when I was about 10. I would set up props, tend to the animals, clean the stage between acts. In my free time I learned tricks from some of the performers.”

Illumi smiles slightly and sighs. “Sounds nice… sounds freeing.”

Hisoka wishes he could know what was going on in Illumi’s mind. His face was nearly impossible to read but it had softened and his words were almost, sad, that is if Hisoka had to pin an emotion to them.

“You’re so free, Hisoka. How do you do it.” Its a rhetorical question but Hisoka almost wants to answer, he tries to word it in his head but illumi interrupts his thoughts:

“Nevermind, I shouldn’t be thinking like that. I’m just drunk.” Illumi’s words are rushed and messy.

“Thinking like what?” Hisoka nudges the drink to Illumi’s mouth, now interested. Illumi sips. “What shouldn’t you be thinking like?”

Illumi looks at Hisoka, silent. Hisoka takes that to mean a ‘no comment’.

Thats fine Hisoka has plenty of questions he wants answered. Hmmm which one. Ah! A classic one but an interesting warmup, “Whats your body count?”

Illumi perks up, “Hisoka Im literally an assassin.”

“No I mean like… body count.” Hisoka tries to give nonverbal hints but Illumi just stares at him all bug eyed. Hisoka sighs with exasperation and nudges Illumi to drink again before asking, “I mean; how many people have you fucked?”

“Oh” Illumi breaths out, “Like sex?”

“Christ Illumi, yes, sex! I think that was clear!”

Illumi looks confused “I don’t have children Hisoka. I thought you knew that.”

“Yeah, I figured,” Hisoka snorts, “what does that have to do with my question?”

Illumi just looks more confused, “Well sex makes pregnancy and pregnancy makes kids.”

Hisoka rolls his eyes dramatically, “I know that Illumi but thank you.” Then it occurs to Hisoka and he snaps his focus at Illumi, “Illumi? You do know that people can have sex and not have children, like with protection, right?” ‘Or if its gay sex’ Hisoka thinks but doesn’t add.

“Why would you want that?” Illumi is having a hard time figuring why anyone would have sex to not have kids, like whats even the point then?

Hisoka would have found Illumi’s confused expression cute if he wasn’t so flabbergasted by the grown man’s complete lack of sexual understanding.

“Because Illumi! It feels good!” Hisoka half-yells exasperatedly. “Wait so, you have never had sex. Like ever?!”

Illumi is starting to get it. Hisoka has sex. Probably a lot. Which is why he always talks about it. Illumi had always found the magician’s fixation with sex jokes to be strange given that the man had no desire to have children.

“So you have sex? Just to feel good?” Illumi giggles. Now that Illumi really thinks about it hisoka does most things just cause it feels good so why would sex be any different. “You are strange, Hisoka.”

Hisoka would usually agree that he is the strange one but when I comes to Illumi thats more debatable. (Its no debate Illumi wins the weirdo award.)

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #hisoka #illumi fanfic #fanfic #hisoillu #illumi fanfiction #hisoka and illumi drunk fic #hxh drunk fic

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Hisoka & Illumi are opposite in what fuels them:

Hisoka is driven buy power, pleasure, and gratification

Illumi is driven by Zoldyck honor, control, and practicality

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #headcanon

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Wanted to share one of my favorite Hisoillu Fanfics:

For clarification I did NOT write this

However it is a favorite fanfiction of mine because it explains Illumi perfectly.

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #fanfic #hisoka morow

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Hisoka vs Illumi psychology profiling

The main difference between Hisoka and Illumi is that Hisoka is aware that he is fucked up but either doesn’t care to change it or finds it to difficult to.

Hisoka appears to have ASPD with extreme, unregulated sadomasochistic components and hypersexuality. In simple terms, he has a lack of regard for others simply because he does not feel emotions of empathy in the same way most people do, if at all. He lives to fulfil his desires and chases anything that gives him pleasure. For example his most obvious fixation is finding pleasure in fighting those with power. And he gets pleasure in inflicting or receiving pain. (That last one is actually quite common but hisoka takes it to another level 😭)

Illumi on the other hand is NOT aware that he is fucked up.

Illumi has a warped idea of what love is and what it means to care for someone. He thinks his abusive relationship with Killua is what it means to love and care for family. Which is really sad. When looking at Kikyo’s character it is safe to assume she treated Illumi the same way or even worse than Illumi treats Killua. Illumi and Kikyo have striking similarities within the way they view love and family. Illumi is driven by an intense need for control (likely stemming from not having any control as a child.) and the pride he feels to protect his family and do what he feels is best for the Zoldyck legacy. (I think he is subconsciously salty that Killua is the heir and not him the eldest.)

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #incorrect quotes #headcanon

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Hisoka and Illumi DRUNK! fic

PART #2

AN: sorry this is short part #3 will be out very soon. Go read Part #1 if you haven’t already

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Hisoka returns with bottles of water and a plate of sandwiches. Illumi is sitting upright again, though his eyes look glassier than usual.

“Here, drink some water and eat something.” Hisoka uncaps a water and hands it to Illumi. Illumi obliges.

“You are strange, Hisoka.” Illumi’s tone suddenly serious.

Hisoka arches his eyebrows and inquires, “No doubt about that. But what makes you say so now, Illumi.”

“You… aren’t as heartless as you seem.” Illumi drawls, a small smile on his lips, void eyes piercing.

“Well you are just as heartless as you seem.” Hisoka states defensively, unsettled by the kindness in Illumi’s words.

Illumi reaches for a sandwich takes a bite, swallowing before changing the topic with; “I bet 2 shots.”

And so they were back at it. This time Illumi won and Hisoka downed the 4 shots and leans back on his hands, shoulders slouching. “Look at that, you might actually win.” Hisoka drawls in a manor that is supposed to be sexy. (And for the record is sexy.)

“What’s in those.” Illumi points to the two unopened bottles.

Hisoka smiles at the bottles. It was starting to get boring playing poker maybe they should switch things up a bit, “Ah those. A rare tonic. Quite expensive.” Hisoka answers but Illumi has a feeling there is something more to it.

“What type of tonic?” Illumi asks flatly.

“Would you like to try some?” Hisoka challenges, a sly smile playing at his lips.

Illumi scoffs, flopping back down on his side in a way the Hisoka can’t help but find adorable, “You think I’d drink something when you haven’t told me what is in it?”

Hisoka shrugs, “Fair enough, its a truth tonic. Any question asked within 2 minutes of each sip is answered truthfully or not at all.”

“So it doesn’t make you answer a question?” Asks Illumi, perking up with interest.

“Correct. It can only insure that any words that come out of your mouth within the 2 minutes are truthful. But it cannot make you answer.” Hisoka grimaces slightly as the 4 shots he recently had take affect.

“Wow.” Illumi giggles slightly again. “That-thats-“

“Pretty cool hmm?” Hisoka finishes.

“Sooo,” Illumi slurs, rolling onto his back, “If you drink some I can ask you anything and insure that the answer is correct.”

“Exactly, wanna play?” Hisoka hands Illumi a glass of the tonic then pours himself one. Before Illumi can answer Hisoka takes a sip, “There, ask me anything.”

Illumi sits up and thinks, “Lets start simple then. Tell me Hisoka, what do you think of me?”

Hisoka raises his eyebrows, a peculiar question, “I didn’t take you as one to care what other think of you.”

“I don’t. I’m just curious, you are difficult to read.” —Illumi

Hisoka laughs at that, Illumi is definitely harder to read them him. “I think you are interesting Illumi, a sort of puzzle to figure out. You’re a difficult one too.”

Illumi nods, that makes sense to him. Hisoka much like himself doesn’t have friends. Hisoka only keeps people around to be his toys and games. The more challenging the game the better. Illumi finds a strange pride in being one of Hisoka’s favorite games. Illumi takes a sip, “You’re turn.”

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Will be posted here too. (These are both my accounts)

PART #2 Hisoka & Illumi DRUNK fic will be out Monday the 11th

Go read PART #1 if you haven’t already!

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #fanfic #hisoka #hxh 2011

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FANFICTION Its 1:30 am so i wrote this out of no where

PG-13: talk of sexual themes but no sexual acts

TW: character worries about SA

Plot: Asexual Illumi finds himself having a heat unexpectedly after taking suppressants for too long. The closet safe place is Hisoka’s penthouse. Illumi just makes it in time.

PART 1

Hisoka was alarmed when Illumi Zoldyck showed up at his penthouse in full heat.

“Hisoka Im sorry I needed somewhere safe.” Illumi pants holding on to the door frame and shaking from trying to not to collapse.

Hisoka isn’t alarmed easily but right know Illumi seems 10 times more vulnerable then he has ever seen the man.

Illumi stumbles forward and Hisoka catches him. Illumi’s scent is amazing and Hisoka has to mentally slap himself.

Hisoka half caries Illumi to his bedroom. “I almost didn’t make it here,” Illumi starts to cry.

The sobs send chills through Hisoka, Illumi never cries he hardly ever shows emotion. That being said he has never seen Illumi in heat before so maybe this is normal for him?

Illumi is laid down on the bed and Hisoka sits next to him waiting for Illumi to say more.

“I-I almost didn’t make it. I could have died or worse, raped and left pregnant. Hisoka I was so scared. I almost didn’t get away.“ Hisoka hears Illumi’s deep voice break for the first time.

“Illumi you did make it though, you just stay here. You’ll be safe.” Maybe its his alpha instincts but Hisoka has a sudden strong urge to protect Illumi at all cost while he is in heat.

Despite his reputation for being promiscuous and constantly horny, at the age of 26 Hisoka is actually able to control his alpha very well. Yes, Illumi’s heat is effecting him but he respects Illumi enough to push that aside as much as he can.

“Illumi, I’ll be back in a moment I just need to go get some things. Is there anything medicine you usually take?”

“I don’t know,” Illumi’s breathing is ragged, “haven’t had a heat in years… suppressants.”

“You’re on suppressants? Was this heat expected?”

“No,” Illumi writhes struggle for words.

“Never mind we can talk later let me go get you somethings. I’ll be back as fast as I can.” With that Hisoka leaves the bedroom and heads swiftly for the kitchen. He takes two pill bottles from the cabinet and takes a pill from the first one; a suppressant of his own. He doesn’t usually take them but has them for emergencies like this to prevent him from going into rut. Then he gets a glass of water and a thermometer and heads back to Illumi.

Illumi looks worse than when he left. He is read hot and writhing trying desperately to hold himself back and maintain some dignity.

“Illumi here, something for the pain.” Hisoka helps Illumi take the pain medicine and drink some water.

“Thank you,” Illumi whispers through his ragged breathing.

Hisoka then used the forehead thermometer to check Illumi, 101.3F, he’ll be okay, Hisoka will watch it.

“Do you need anything else?” Hisoka asks then hesitantly adds, “I can help you if you want me to… I’m an alpha you know.”

“No,“ Illumi whispers immediately. “I-I dont like doing that.” Illumi cries harder.

“Hisoka I hate this.” Illumi feels scared and small, like being 17 again locked in his room having his first heat. Illumi doesn’t like to talk about it but he hates the idea of sex or anything sexual. It disgusts him. Heats are the only time he ever has sexual feeling and it is hell for him. This is why he always takes suppressants. He has only had 3 heats prior to this; once that first time at 17 again at 19 and again at 21. He was supposed to let himself have one every other year but last year it had been too difficult to make himself do it so against the advice of his doctor he had stayed on the pill illegally. He had been fine up until a couple hours ago when it had hit him like a freight train and he found himself far from home unable to protect himself.

“Okay okay, it was just an offer.” Hisoka watches Illumi curly up on his side, slick is wetting throw his pants.

“Wanna put something more comfortable on? Im gonna go grab some towels to put under you so you can stay clean.” Its unlike Hisoka to be this serious, especially about something that could warrant many sex jokes however the vulnerability Illumi is showing is enough of a shock to make him grow up for the time being.

Illumi hums is appreciation as Hisoka lays the bed with fresh towels and helps illumi into a nightgown. He leaves Illumi’s underwear on not wanting to make him feel unsafe.

Illumi finally falls asleep and Hisoka takes this opportunity to braid the man’s long raven hair so that it won’t be tangled with all the writhing and thrashing that will occur once he wakes.

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #omegaverse #asexual illumi #fanfic #asexual #omega illumi #alpha hisoka #illumi fanfic

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HisokaXIllumi DRUNK! Fanfiction

AN: Im new at writing so please give me feedback. I got writers block so I’m gonna post this as a part one PART TWO ON ITS WAY.

TW: drinking- dead body- assassination- blood- its literally about Hisoka and Illumi

If you would have told Illumi Zoldyck that by 4am he would be playing shot poker with Hisoka AND winning he would have laughed in your face. (Which for Illumi means subtly sneered while keeping his distance.)

11:06 pm

Illumi is on the phone listening carefully as his most recent client gives him information about the target, “You’re information has been very helpful. I’m confident I can get the job done within the next 12 hours at least.”

12:24 pm

Illumi is sitting at a bar of a grand casino in YorkNew City. He has zeroed in on his target. A 43 year old ginger woman in a very expensive looking cream dress adorned with pearls. She was accompanied by a tall old man of maybe 75 years. Not a threat. This would be an easy job.

12:25 pm

Illumi’s eyes flick sharp to the left head not moving. His eyebrows raise as Hisoka waltzes to his side, glace of red wine in hand. Sure Illumi wasn’t expecting to see Hisoka here but he has learned to expect the unexpected, there is no need for theatrics.

Hisoka obviously disagrees, “Oh what a surprise! I didn’t take the Zoldycks for gamblers!”, his voice dripping with theatrics.

“Hush Hisoka, don’t go announcing me like that,” Illumi replies swiftly, gauging any change in the targets behaviour though he is sure she is out of earshot.

Hisoka follows his gaze to land on the ginger woman, “ah I see. You’re on the job are you?”

“Yes and I should be done soon this target is rather easy.”

“Thats a shame. I was hoping to see some fun. I’ve been very bored. Could I possibly tag along incase any fun does arise?” Hisoka uses his best ‘mock-innocence’ voice.

Illumi considers, all the while not loosing sight of the target. “Well I guess so. I don’t see anyway a job this easy could be messed up.”

Hisoka gives Illumi a stink eye for that comment but quickly recovers, “Oh goody!”

5:43 am

Hisoka looks at the lifeless body of the ginger woman in the hotel-room bathtub. Illumi cleans the blood off himself and sets the scene to look like a suicide. His face is emotionless but if Hisoka had to put an emotion to it he would say Illumi looked somber. Or maybe somber was Illumi’s natural state.

“Well that wasn’t any fun. She was so weak. Why would anyone want her dead.” Hisoka sighs turning to Illumi.

“I know nothing but the job I am given. It is not my place to question my employers.” Illumi states matter of factly.

Hisoka groans is annoyance, “Why must you always speak like a living dictionary.” Hisoka strokes his chin, “don’t you ever let your hair down?… figuratively of course.” He adds with a wave of his hand. “You could be so much fun if you did.”

“Fun?” Illumi dries his hands and walks out the bathroom door, Hisoka right behind. “I have no need for fun. Fun doesn’t get you anything. Training and work does.”

“Well aren’t you the life of the party.” Hisoka’s words drip with sarcasm.

“Look, you got that job done quickly. You said so yourself. That means you probably have oh I’d say 6 hours before anyone is even expecting anything of you. Lets have some fun shall we.”

Illumi doesn’t look convinced so Hisoka is surprised and delighted when his answer comes sooner than expected. “Fine damnit. What do you have in mind.”

Hisoka smiles slyly. “Hisoka I am NOT having sex with you.” Illumi states flatly.

Hisoka shrugs, “Oh well, was worth a shot. Speaking of shots, have you ever played shot poker? I feel like gambling AND drinking. We are in a casino afterall.”

“Lets get going then.” Illumi grabs his wallet and heads for the door but Hisoka catches him by the wrist.

“I’d prefer to have our very own private match here,” Hisoka waves his hand and a full deck of cards appear in his hand all fanned out, “I brought up some wine and whiskey earlier, It should be in the fridge.”

Illumi wordlessly heads for the kitchenette and pulls the rather small bottles from the fridge. There are six in total. Two red wine, two whiskey and two are something Illumi can’t identify.

“Ah you found them.” Hisoka smiles. He is sitting on the floor around the oval coffee table shuffling the cards and laying out the glasses.

Illumi places the bottles on the floor next to the table, “Right, so how do we play.”

“I assume you have played poker before?”

“Yes yes but what are the additional rules. For one I see no chips.”

“That is because we bet with shots instead.” Hisoka explains. “Unlike with regular poker it is the looser that takes it all. The looser will down all the shots bet.”

“And how does one win this game?” Illumi enquirers leaning back on his hands.

“Simple! In our version we win by making the other too drunk to keep playing.” Hisoka’s smile is thin and excited.

“And what determines ‘too drunk to keep playing’?” Illumi asks eyeing the six bottles.

Hisoka looks annoyed at this question. “Till one of us passes out, throws up, or admits defeat.“

“May I add to that list?” —Illumi

“Be my guest.” —Hisoka

“Well as you know my family trains all of us as kids to be immune to poison. This means that I could be unaffected by alcohol if I chose to. However I have found a way that allows me to get drunk or high like anyone else if I want to. My condition is that neither of us use such protections.”

“Well if that is all lets begin. I bet 1 shots of whiskey.” Hisoka looks for any reaction but Illumi has a resting poker face as it is.

“Then I bet 2 shots of wine.”

Hisoka wins this round and Illumi drinks the shots, “I’ve never liked whiskey but the wine is actually good.”

Hisoka wins the next rounds and Illumi is suffering from it. Even without using his poison protection abilities he has a high tolerance for alcohol, but 3 shots of wine and 2 shots of whiskey in he is definitely feeling it.

“Come on Illumi, you can do better than that dont make me stay sober the whole night.” Hisoka teases.

The next round goes to Illumi and Hisoka smiles with surprise. He had bet 2 shots on this one.

“There almost even now.” Illumi says his voice loose with alcohol, as Hisoka downs his 4 shots.

Hisoka looks down his nose at his now empty shot glass. “Hmmm I have to disagree with you the whiskey is much better than the wine.”

Illumi giggles and Hisoka’s focus snaps to him in shock. “Why you staring at me.” Illumi slurs, still giggling to himself.

“Illumi you’re giggling.” Hisoka laughs.

“What, I giggle!” Illumi looks confused and that just makes Hisoka more amused, “You cackle sure but you don’t giggle!”

Illumi shrugs lazily. And tips over with unintended grace to lay on his side “I think I’m drunk.”

“You THINK?” Hisoka gets up to grab Illumi (an himself honestly) some much needed food and water.

“Lets keep playing Im fine.” Hisoka hears Illumi’s deep voice whine and a hand grab his arm.

Hisoka is taken aback by the contact Illumi is not a touchy person at all. “I’m just getting us some food and water so we can continue.”

Illumi reluctantly releases his grip and flops back down. Hisoka can’t help but notice how pretty Illumi is. The man’s raven hair matches his void eyes and long lashes.

PART TWO COMING SOON

A Favorite fan art:

(Unfortunately do not know original artist.)

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