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i think it should be law that wherever your sound town is for spotify wrapped is where you can live. for free.

anyway rb with your spotify wrapped sound town 🫡

#ithaca ny #cause I like hadestown??? #idk but okay

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The bottom shelf of my bookcase is the “Hall of Important Books” aka the books that mean the most to me. In it we have Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, A Tale of Two Cities, and of course, the entire The Folk of The Air series

#these are all the same level of cultural relevance in my mind #we also have howls moving castle #it’s the one year anniversary of me reading tcp twk and tqon and to celebrate the coassion I’m becoming obsessed again #tcp #the cruel prince #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #the folk of the air #tfoa #should i tag the other books i mentioned? #sure #pride and prejudice #little women #a tale of two cities

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If you want to feel like you’re playing one of those mobile hair salon games instead of doing the hair of a real human being then I’m your gal

*sitting dead silent at a hair salon as I stare blankly at my own reflection for an hour* the hairstylist must think I’m so normal right now

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*sitting dead silent at a hair salon as I stare blankly at my own reflection for an hour* the hairstylist must think I’m so normal right now

[human-being61]

pack it up boys, biphobia is over

They really do know their audience

#/j #ofc but just in case #anyway I say this with love #i love them sm #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej

[human-being61]

I have gained like forty followers in the past week and they’re all porn bots

#i cant do this anymore #save me #tumblr fix your app

[human-being61]

All of the posts about math are about math trending so how tf did it start trending in the first place????

#math

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Idk what happened to me but for some reason I guess I misread papyrus and thought this was talking about shipping perry the platypus and mettaton

“this ship would never happen because this and that and blah” well have u considered. that love is beautiful and i do whatever i want

#papyton #undertale #perry the platypus #idk wtf happened I just read platypus instead of papyrus #and I was like ok if they ship that ig no shame on my part

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You aren’t a real tumblr user if you haven’t felt the excitement of thinking you have a new follower only to realize they’re a porn bot

#tumblr #why have four of them followed me within the last day #what about me screams “I’m so desperate I will fall victim to the flirtation of an obvious robot’’ #I’m not saying that’s an INCORRECT assumption persay but still

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Absolutely living for the political fiasco in England rn. Nice to know that the US isn’t the only shit show around here

#uk #liz truss #boris johnson #not trying to say that the US is so much better than the UK or anything like that #us still sucks hard #I’m just glad I get to make fun of another country for once #I mean the Brits are the ones making fun of the UK the most rn so it feels okay #mutual mocking you feel me #y’all make fun of us we make fun of you it’s a symbiotic relationship #prime minister #england #British #uk politics

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This is poetry

#wtf do i tag this as #no gay #that just makes me look homophobic #save or firefighters #firefighter #idk I think it’s funny #laugh clown

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Guys you have to listen to distractible and get it to number one on Apple and Spotify. if not for mark’s tasteful nudes, then to beat Joe Rogan

#I’m a minor so it’s not like I’m gonna buy his only fans anyways #I’m just supporting the cause #but just imagine #‘why am I not number one anymore?’ #‘well Joe you ever heard of markiplier? good and you’re familiar with only fans right?’ #markiplier #mark fishbach

[human-being61]

p,,,a,,,s,,,t,,,a

#pasta #pasta is love pasta is life #LIVE LAUGH PASTA

[human-being61]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

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I personally need to know cardans reaction to finding out that balekin made Jude kiss him while she was in the undersea

list of reasons why we need another tfota book

tfota series spoilers

cardan doesn’t know that jude knows about the dress

cardan doesn’t know that jude used to poison herself ( i need his reaction )

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN HIS MIND WHEN HE WROTE HER NAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN

we need a cardan pov.

we need more jurdan.

i want to see their relationship develope further :D

i need some flashback to qon where cardan was in the mortal world

because millions of ppl agree with me

#he wouldn’t have been as upset about Jude killing him if he knew #also the whole stabbing herself through the hand thing at his older brothers command #tfota spoilers #OH and they never talked about cardans letters and how his mom intercepted them #I hope they had a long talk after qon #the folk of the air #tcp #tfota #cruel prince #the cruel prince #the wicked king #wicked king #queen of nothing #the queen of nothing

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My favorite consistency about Jude in the whole series is that no matter what Cardan did, married her, made her queen, saved her from being kidnapped, she would always be like “hmmm what a schemer what a little trickster what a dirty vile man who knows what he’s got up his sleeve”

so u're telling me Jude found a paper on which Cardan wrote her name like a hundred times and decided "oh, it must be because he hates me."????

#the cruel prince #jude and cardan #cardanandjude #the lost sisters #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfota #tcp #jurdan #tfota spoilers

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While we’re all celebrating marks birthday, let’s take a moment to wish someone else a happy birthday…ME

#me and mark having the same birthday will always be my favorite flex #markiplier #mark fishbach #I like to pretend the happy birthday messages are directed to me for funsies