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incorrect-misfits · 3 months
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Sharon: Whenever a man sleeps with a lot of girls he's a "player"
Sharon: But when i do it i'm a lesbian
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incorrect-misfits · 3 months
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Charlotte: I'll work with you on this under one condition
Sharon: What?
Charlotte: You cannot fall in love with me
Sharon: Pfft, not a problem
*they shake hands*
Charlotte: Ok then *walks away*
Victor: You ok?
Sharon:
Sharon: I think we have a problem
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incorrect-misfits · 3 months
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Morgan: I wouldn't hesitate to strangle you-
Ronan: Can you even reach my neck???
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incorrect-misfits · 3 months
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Victor: Can i be frank with you guys?
Masha: Sure, but i don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Victor:
Leo: Ooh can i still be Leo?
Masha: SHH LET FRANK SPEAK!
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incorrect-misfits · 3 months
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Masha: *reading a recipe* Beat three eggs
Yelena: At what? Hand to hand combat?
Masha: Must be
Charlotte:
Charlotte: Out of the kitchen you two NOW
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incorrect-misfits · 4 months
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Masha Tarasova listing all of her achievements:
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incorrect-misfits · 4 months
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Masha: Kelso, i need a minute of your time
Knox:
Knox: How about i give you two since you scare me
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incorrect-misfits · 4 months
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Ronan: It's been nineteen long years since i came into this world screaming, crying and covered in someone else's blood
Charlotte:
Sharon: In other words it's his birthday
Ronan: Yes
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incorrect-misfits · 4 months
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Luna: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said
Morgan: And for punching me in the face, right?
Luna: No, you definitely deserved that
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incorrect-misfits · 4 months
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Sharon: As they always say, where there's smoke there's fire
Charlotte: And probably Masha
Charlotte: She'd be the one who started the fire
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incorrect-misfits · 6 months
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Morgan: If you were my girlfriend I'd put poison in your coffee
Luna: If you were my girlfriend I'd happily drink it
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incorrect-misfits · 6 months
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Ronan: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Luna: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”.
Ronan: How about you, Masha-bear?
Conrad: Probably “road work ahead”
Masha:
Masha: I speak many languages, but this is none of them-
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incorrect-misfits · 8 months
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Natasha: I'm sorry for everything....and i love you
Sharon: Wrong number
Natasha: You're standing right infront of me
Sharon: Wrong address
Natasha:
Charlotte: Please leave a message after the beep
Sharon & Charlotte: Beeeeeep
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incorrect-misfits · 8 months
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Sharon: *blocks Conrad after one too many Pokémon memes*
Conrad: Unblock me i have something to tell you
Sharon: *unblocks him*
Conrad: *texts* I love you mom
Sharon:
Sharon: *short-circuits*
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incorrect-misfits · 8 months
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Masha: I have a question
Sharon: Alright, shoot
Masha: *shoots the ceiling* Ok can i ask now?
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incorrect-misfits · 8 months
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Luna: *tosses a picture of Carol into the fire*
Luna: Maybe if i love my ptsd it will leave me too
Ronan:
Ronan: I'm sorry i shouldn't laugh but-
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incorrect-misfits · 8 months
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Conrad: *strolls into the lab*
Charlotte: Why are your boots wet?
Conrad: There was a puddle
Charlotte: And why exactly did you step in it?
Conrad: It was a puddle
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