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cal: I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I love you

merrin: that’s great, cal. especially considering the fact we’ve been married for 6 entire years

#in honor of jedi survivor and the canonizing of the greatest ship ever #incorrect star war #star wars #cal x merrin #jedi survivor spoilers #just in case

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anakin: obi wan are you injured??

obi wan: I am not injured. but I may have been lightly stabbed.

ahsoka: you were STABBED?

obi wan: LIGHTLY. stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you

#incorrect star war #star wars #disaster trio

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cal: I told greez that his ears turn purple when he lies

merrin: do they?

cal: nope

merrin: then why did you tell him that?

cal: so I can do this

cal: hey greez, do you love us?

greez, with his hands over his ears: no

#incorrect star war #star wars #jfo #jedi survivor #mantis crew

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rex: we need a plan

hardcase: I have a plan

jesse: no yelling

tup: no cursing

fives: no explosions

hardcase: I no longer have a plan

#tcw #501st legion #incorrect star war #star wars #himbo idiots

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bo katan: we can’t lose, because we have this. *points to her chest plate*

din: we have heart?

bo katan: heart? no, me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us

#incorrect star war #star wars #din djarin #bo katan kryze #the mandalorian

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echo: I accidentally fell asleep with my armor on last night. sometimes I think I’m stupid

fives: oh don’t worry, I do that all the time

echo: wear your armor to bed?

fives: think you’re stupid

#incorrect star war #star wars #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #tcw

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obi wan: what’s with the napkin on the glass door?

ahsoka: anakin keeps walking into it, so I thought that would help

anakin: oh cool! a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*

#himbo energy #incorrect star war #star wars #disaster trio

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leia: I fell

han: from heaven?

leia: no, I literally fell-

han: in love with me the moment you saw me?

leia: MY ARM IS BROKEN

han: okay but do you think I’m pretty? be honest

#incorrect star war #star wars #leia organa #han solo #han x leia

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phee: what makes you all smile?

omega: friends and family

wrecker: snacks

hunter: victory and success

tech: face muscles

#incorrect star war #the bad batch #tbb #star wars

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echo: are you high?

fives: am I what?

echo: high

fives: hello

#incorrect star war #star wars #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives

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instructor: welcome to salsa class, everyone! who’s ready to dance?

ezra: *holds a bag of tortilla chips behind sabine* I think there’s been a misunderstanding

#incorrect star war #ezra bridger #sabine wren #star wars

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ahsoka: *sneaks into the temple quarters at 2am*

obi wan: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to explain where you’ve been?

ahsoka: I was with, uh, with … anakin!

anakin: *also turns around in a swivel chair* nice try— *doesn’t stop spinning* obi wan I can’t stop the chair. a little help—

#incorrect star war #incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano

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anakin: i think you’re overthinking it

obi wan, tired: i think you’re underthinking it

#HI GUYS IM BACK #just took a small hiatus :)) #welcome back to #incorrect star war

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obi wan: why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub of water? anakin: because your toast will get soggy!

#disaster duo #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #area man close to death as he considers the realities of raising a ten year old #star wars #incorrect star war

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merrin: what? i’m not aggressive!

cal: yesterday you whacked me with a baking sheet and stole my chocolate chips

merrin: survival of the fittest, bitch

#yes i am tagging this #cal x merrin #lolll #incorrect star war #star wars #mantis crew

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leia: i can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant

han: well, on a good day i’m both

#han x leia #icons #incorrect star war #star wars

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boba: i’m not so sure you’re stakeout material

fennec: i’m a chronic insomniac, i was born for this

#boba fett #fennec shand #star wars #incorrect star war