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Quirin: Boy! Don’t make me come up there and be a parent!

Varian: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #tangled the series #varian #quirin #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas #long time no see everybody

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Varian: Uh-oh.

Rapunzel: Is that a good uh-oh, or a bad uh-oh?

Cassandra: Is there ever a good uh-oh?

#source: dragons: rescue riders #cassandra #varian #Rapunzel #Incorrect tangled quotes #tangled the series #tts #RTA #mod goggles

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Varian: Tale as old as time

Eugene: Meme as old as vine

Both, singing: beauty and the YEEEETT!!

Rapunzel: Wha-

Cassandra: Don't. Questioning it only encourages them.

#source: tumblr #Eugene Fitzherbert #Rapunzel #Cassandra #Varian #Incorrect tangled quotes #tts #rta #tangled the series #mod goggles

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Varian: Eugene, I think you should play the role of my father.

Eugene: I don’t want to be your father.

Varian: That’s perfect, you already know your lines.

#source: community #tangled the series #incorrect tangled quotes #tts #rta #varian #Eugene Fitzherbert #mod goggles

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Cassandra: I'm so gay for Eugene.

Cassandra: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.

Cassandra: Screw you, Eugene.

#source: tumblr #tangled the series #incorrect tangled quotes #tts #rta #eugene fitzherbert #cassandra #mod goggles

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Varian: I'm never wrong.

Varian: I thought I was wrong once-

Varian: BUT I WAS WRONG.

#source: vine #tangled the series #incorrect tangled quotes #tts #rta #varian #mod goggles

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Rapunzel, referring to Eugene: He's... he's dead!

Cassandra: *yawns*

Cassandra:

Cassandra: Not the idiot! What do you want me to say?

#source: vine #tangled the series #Rapunzel #Eugene Fitzherbert #cassandra #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod goggles

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Introducing Mod Goggles!

Our first new Mod has been selected: Mod Goggles! Welcome!

#not a quote #mod varitas #mod goggles

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Looking for new Mods!

Hey guys!

So I suppose y’all have noticed by now that this blog has been quiet for the last while. The unfortunate truth is that, though running this blog has been a lot of fun, real life is taking precedent and I no longer have much time to research and queue a quote for every day.

However, the idea of letting this blog quietly die makes me sad, so this post is an open call for new mods! For those who are interested, please send a DM to @aj-reblogs with two or three examples of quotes (with sources).

This isn’t goodbye for me— I’ll still be a mod— but I can no longer devote as much time to this blog as I’d like. I’m looking for 1-3 new mods, so not everyone who is interested will become one, but if you love Tangled and funny quotes, please feel free to apply!

—Mod Varitas

#not a quote #mod varitas

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Quirin: Son, did you clean your room?

Varian: Oh, y- *starts coughing*

Quirin: Varian! Are you alright?

Varian: *continues coughing*

Quirin: *runs to the kitchen and grabs a drink of water*

Varian: *swipes it and drinks* Thanks, dad. I must have had a bug in my throat or something. Anyways, I’m going to meet Eugene now.

Quirin: Okay, have fun, son.

*later*

Eugene: So you just randomly started coughing?

Varian: It’s called a diversion.

#source: unknown #tangled the series #varian #eugene fitzherbert #quirin #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas #(submitted by the-power-of-alchemy)

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Eugene: I hate how Alexa is marketed as “part of the family”.

Eugene: Like, if I wanted an untrustworthy, cold, and emotionless machine in my life, I would just talk to Cassandra.

#source: unknown #tangled the series #eugene fitzherbert #cassandra #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas #(submitted by ashy)

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Quirin: Hello, I’m home!

Varian (running up to give him a hug): Oh, dad! You’re back! Man, am I happy to see you!

Varian: Really happy! So, so happy!

Varian: I mean, you have no idea how hap-

Hector: Point taken, kid.

#source: unknown #tangled the series #varian #quirin #hector #the brotherhood #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas #(submitted by the-power-of-alchemy)

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Rapunzel: Whatcha watching, Cass?

Cassandra: Hockey.

Rapunzel: I didn’t know you liked hockey.

Cassandra: Oh, I love hockey... except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing.

Rapunzel: ...you mean the puck?

Cassandra: FIGHT, YOU TIME-WASTING FIGURE SKATERS, FIGHT!!

#source: pearls before swine #tangled the series #rapunzel #cassandra #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas

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Kiera: I can’t believe Zhan Tiri is real! I thought she was something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.

Eugene: Kiera, vitamins are real.

Kiera: Well, now I’m thinking they could be.

#source: coco #tangled the series #eugene fitzherbert #kiera and catalina #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas

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Eugene: Rapunzel, you keep saying “ring-bear” instead of “ring-bearer.” Will there or will there not be a bear at our wedding?

#source: how i met your mother #tangled the series #eugene #rapunzel #new dream #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas #tts #rta

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Assert your dominance by calling your friends by their Social Security number.

Varian

#source: tumblr #tangled the series #varian #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas

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Cassandra: This is pushing your luck.

Eugene: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.

#source: pushing daisies #tangled the series #cassandra #eugene fitzherbert #tts #rta #incorrect tangled quotes #mod varitas