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THANKS FOR 1000 FOLLOWERS!!

Reggie: You know how you put your hand in a bag of crisps, and you get grease on it? What I did is, I got like two bags of Monster Munch, I opened them, and then I put it in a bowl! So now I have Monster Munch in a bowl!

Alex: ... Reggie, there are two minutes until Caleb comes and steals our souls

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Alex: You guys wanted to see us?

Flynn: Yes, so I have a ghost science headcanon

Alex:

Julie: She means a hypothesis

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Alex: What are the rocks

Luke: That’s us.

Reggie: Which one’s me?

Luke: The little, deformed one.

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Reggie: Hey Willie, I think Alex mixed up our lunch boxes

Reggie: *shows a lunch box with a piece of paper inside that says ‘I love you so much <3’ on it*

Willie: Oh, that explains this.

Willie: *shows a second paper with “Please be good. For the love of God, be good” written on it.*

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Reggie: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Alex: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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Would people be interested in a video essay about Julie and The Phantoms and the concept/trope of unfinished business?

I am looking to start making video essays this year and I’m trying to figure out if people would be interested in a video essay about this topic? If so, what are some aspects of the show you think would be interesting to touch on?

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Flynn: I got called a lesbian in Walmart today.

Julie: Why?

Flynn: I was being a lesbian in Walmart.

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Alex: The fact that I like Willie more than the rest of you combined does not mean I don’t like the rest of you.

Reggie: Oh

Luke: Combined?

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Reggie: We need to be sexy. Wait no, the other one: stealthy.

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Carlos: I turned out perfectly fine, thank you very much!

Julie: Yesterday you thought a ghost made your toast.

Carlos: YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! THEN WHO DID IT, HUH?!?!

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Julie: Alex, can you hang the lights?

Alex: Why?

Julie: You know why!

Alex: Yes, but I want to hear you say it

Julie:

Alex:

Julie, glaring: I’m too short!

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Luke: I regret giving you that blender for your birthday.

Reggie: *sipping cake* Why?

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Reggie: Do you wanna play a game?

Julie: ... Sure?

Reggie: It’s called ‘Willie or Luke’. I’ll give you an actual quote I’ve heard Alex say, and you guess if he was talking to his boyfriend or Luke.

Julie: ...

Julie: Awesome

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Alex: Did you guys get the eggs?

Luke: Even better!

Alex: ...What did you do?

Reggie: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

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Luke: *writing lyrics* She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Julie: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen

Flynn: When his parents built a very strange machine

Reggie: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen

Alex: *dances the macarena*

Luke: Horrible job everyone

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Flynn: You can never lose an argument if you end it with ‘shut up nerd’.

Carrie: Yes you can.

Flynn: Shut up nerd.

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Police officer #1 at the phantoms’ death: So what was the murder weapon?

Police officer #2: Hot dogs

Police officer #1: What?

Police officer #2: Hot dogs!

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