Mya, trying to convince herself: I’m straight. I’m as straight as uncle Renly is gay—
Sansa: hi
Mya: —I’m as gay as uncle Renly is gay
Mya: wait
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Edric: Guys, I don’t think Gendry likes me. Every time someone says my name, he gets pissed off and glares at me like I killed his puppy or something
Bella: It’s because your name is Edric.
Gendry, appearing out of nowhere with his warhammer: fucking edric dayne
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Bella: I can’t believe I almost slept with my brother
Arya: I can’t believe I was almost put in a love triangle with my own brother/cousin and a lannister
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Gods, I was strong then.
thought I should share my masterpiece...s
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Arya: Gendry doesn’t have a crush on me
Sansa: yes, he does
Mya: yes, he does
Bella: yes, he does
Bran: he does so
Edric: yes, he does
Jon: he does?
Gendry: yes, I do
Jon: you do?
Jon:
Jon: wait, what does gendry do?
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