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MKAY so,

I haven't been doing any MHA bs recently, so imma start branching out to other animes.

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BNHABS: #041

[Class 1-A eating out as class]

Iida: *trying to start conversation*

I hear chefs leave a little bit of toxin in the Fugu fish here.

[Todoroki, overhearing in silence]

Waiter: And what can I get for you, sir?

Todoroki: Fugu. As much as the restaurant can provide.

[Everyone freezes]

Midoriya: Todoroki-kun, no-

#bnha #bnha funny #anime #bnha incorrect #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #bnha kaminari #mha

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BNHABS: #040

Kirishima: [to Bakugou] Hey, spell "me".

Bakugou: Okay, "M-E".

Kirishima: You forgot the D.

Bakugou: There's no D in "me".

Kirishima: Not yet~

Bakugou: ...

Bakugou: My place, 12:49AM sharp. Don't be late.

#bnha #bnha funny #anime #bnha incorrect #incorrect bnha #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #mha kiribaku

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BNHABS: #039

Midoriya: Everyone, did you hear? The Chinese coronavirus appeared in Japan!

Todoroki: My time has come...

Midoriya: Todoroki, no-

Sero: Kaminari, why are you laughing?

Kaminari: Nothing...

[in his thoughts]

Kung Flu.

#mha kaminari #mha #my hero academia #bnha kaminari #bnha incorrect #bnha funny #bnha #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha midoriya #bnha todoroki #bnha sero

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BNHABS: #038

[In a courtroom]

Kaminari, as Sero’s lawyer: Please! My client is trapped in a penny?

Sero: Kaminari, what..?

Judge: ...I beg your pardon?

Kaminari: He's in a cent!

Judge: ...You are going to jail with him.

Midoriya, in the jury: Why American money though..?

#my hero academia #bnha kaminari #bnha incorrect #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha funny #bnha #mha kaminari #mha #anime

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BNHABS: #037

Kaminari: Holding your breath while trying to get rid of the hiccoughs is like turning your lungs off and on again.

Midoriya: You're comparing the remedy for hiccoughs to an on/off switch?

Todoroki: Why not? I'd do the same to my old man's life support.

Bakugou: What the hell is wrong with you people??

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BNHABS: #036

Midoriya: When you are in a relationship, don't break the other person's heart.

Todoroki: *looks away smiling*

Midoriya: *cheerfully* Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them!

Todoroki: Midoriya, no-

Bakugou: Best do it when you're younger, you have 270.

Todoroki: You two are scary.

#boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha #bnha incorrect #bnha funny #bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #mha kaminari #mha #anime

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BNHABS: #035

Midoriya: Merry Christmas Everyone!

Kirishima: Wait, who are you speaking to?

Midoriya: Them! *points to you*

Kaminari: *whispering* Someone get Yaoyorozu-san, cuz Midoriya-kun just broke the 4th wall...

Midoriya: Wait! Before you do, everyone say it together with me!

[All of Class 1-A gathers in front of the camera]

Midoriya: All together now! 1, 2, 3!

Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

#anime #mha #mha kaminari #my hero academia #incorrect bnha #bnha incorrect #bnha funny #bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #christmas

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BNHABS: #034

Kaminari: You guys...

People who take care of chickens...

are literal chicken tenders.

[long silence]

Bakugou: Out. Get...OUT!

#mha #my hero academia #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha #bnha incorrect #bnha funny #anime

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BNHABS: #033

Kaminari: If you donate blood, one day...maybe in the far future, your blood could be swimming around in some other guy's next bon-

[the class falls dead silent]

Jirou: [hand over Kaminari's mouth]

Finish that sentence, I dare you...

Midoriya: What's...happening?

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BNHABS: #032

Kaminari: When butterflies get anxious, do they get humans in their stomach?

Bakugou: ...

Can't you get any stupider?

#bnha #anime #bnha funny #bnha incorrect #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha

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BNHABS: #031

Sero: Beardless people are just bearded people without beards.

Kaminari: ...

Huh?

#bnha #anime #bnha funny #bnha incorrect #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha

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S O 🅱️ A

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BNHABS: #030

Midoriya: I could use a glass of water right now...

Iida: H2O?

Kirishima: Fishes House?

Sero: Beach Liquid?

Kaminari: O C E A N S A U C E ? ?

Midoriya: Nevermind, I think I can wait...

#bnha #anime #bnha funny #bnha incorrect #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha #not a real quote

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todoroki doing a blep.

i need more of this-

#bnha #anime #todoroki shōto #dabi is a todoroki #todoroki family

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BNHABS: #029

Kaminari: Back then, the internet is an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Tokoyami: That is unsettlingly deep, coming from you.

#bnha incorrect #anime #mha kaminari #bnha #incorrect bnha

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BNHABS: #028

Tokoyami: If rubbing alcohol fixes outside pain, drinking alcohol fixes pain inside.

Todoroki: So does that mean I should start drinking my pain away?

Midoriya: Todoroki-kun, no...

#bnha #bnha funny #anime #bnha incorrect #mha kaminari #incorrect bnha