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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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#hahahaha

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#my native language IS english #but i speak german too #and my voice is deeper in the latter #so yes but actually no

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#it's so unfair tbh

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not the charger lmfao

does evil marinette steal more or less phones than regular flavor marinette

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guys

#frankenstiensmonster

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I'm so so obsessed with this absolute freak

#this is so perfect #i will not take any of it seriously when this special comes out #but i live for these fan comics #miraculous ladybug #claw noir #adrien

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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

#oml

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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

#yo this post in on MY dash??? #legendary

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i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

#or tell HER shes a good boy. or tell him hes a good girl. the possibilities are endless. #prev. tags #bc i love them and feel they're important #and so true tbh

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I fucking despise when a middle schooler is like “I hate being 13.” and everyone is like “Oh honey, it only gets worse. You don’t know the meaning of struggle.” like no. Let’s be honest. 12-15 is a really difficult age to be. It’s usually when you start waking up to how fucked up the world around you is but you’re still so young and immature that you can’t begin to fix it. It’s a time of horrible change, mentally, physically, prospective-wise.

Personally, it was when the onset of my mental illness developed. My parents’ marriage dissolved in a series of drunk sometimes violent arguments, I was stuck in the house with them, helpless to leave. I would rather kill myself than be 13 again in all honesty. The best part of being 13/14 is that you’ll never be 13/14 again.

#all of this

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

#wizart #the Sniler #art

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until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself

#miraculous ladybug #ladybug #chat noir #ladynoir #shadybug #claw noir #shadyclaw #your blog is becoming the highlight of my day tbh #i love these comics sm

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Goth GF: Obtained

#i love how he just accepts it #bc he totally would #miraculous ladybug #emonette #marinette dupain-cheng #adrien agreste

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if the Bugs agree on one thing-

the redemption attempt sure is going

#ml #miraculous #ladybug #chat noir #claw noir #shadybug #ml spoilers

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fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

#STOP I SPAT OUT MY ENERGY DRINK #LMFAOOO #deserved #papa's burgeria #the poor customer service industry #she is so done #and thats so valid #me too girl #uno reverse #customer service

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it looks like shadybug is staring into your soul

deserved

#ml #miraculous ladybug #claw noir #shadybug #miraculous #ml spoilers #shadybug totally is staring into your soul #how dare you interrupt her thinking #shadyclaw #ofc there's already a ship name