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I just wanted to say I know NOTHING about Overwatch, but your shit is super good with the v1 x what's his name (I'm so sorry I forgot-) ship, and I honestly kinda love it

honestly that’s pretty much everyone. There is a small percentage of people who know about both Overwatch AND Ultrakill, so most of my comments are “V1!!!! AND!!! THAT OTHER GUY!!!” or “YEAHHHH RAMATTRA!!! AND THE OTHER FELLA!!!” This ship is literally just for me so im just glad everyone can also get some enjoyment out of it, even if they don’t know anything about the Other Guy, its so funny lmfao

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for those who have a genuine interest in ramv1 (ramattra x v1) i have been posting sfw stuff for those two on my sfw account, which should be in my pinned. if not, here it is again: @stoshasaurus

thanks for supporting the cult guys. more posts to come, stay tuned.

#v1 ultrakill #ramattra overwatch #ramv1 #ramattra x v1 #v1 x ramattra #i haven't been gaining OBNOXIOUSLY HUGE support #but it is nice hearing from those few of you that are genuinely interested in the ship #thank you for indulging my obsession

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🎮 HEY I WANNA MAKE A GAME! 🎮

Yeah I getcha. I was once like you. Pure and naive. Great news. I AM STILL PURE AND NAIVE, GAME DEV IS FUN! But where to start?

To start, here are a couple of entry level softwares you can use! source: I just made a game called In Stars and Time and people are asking me how to start making vidy gaems. Now, without further ado:

SOFTWARES AND ENGINES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO CODE!!!

Ren'py (and also a link to it if you click here do it): THE visual novel software. Comic artists, look no further ✨Pros: It's free! It's simple! It has great documentation! It has a bunch of plugins and UI stuff and assets for you to buy! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! (You'll just need to read the doc a bunch) You can also port your game to a BUNCH of consoles! ✨Cons: None really <3 Some games to look at: Doki Doki Literature Club, Bad End Theater, Butterfly Soup

Twine: Great for text-based games! GREAT FOR WRITERS WHO DONT WANNA DRAW!!!!!!!!! (but you can draw if you want) ✨Pros: It's free! It's simple! It's versatile! It has great documentation! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! (You'll just need to read the doc a bunch) ✨Cons: You can add pictures, but it's a pain. Some games to look at: The Uncle Who Works For Nintendo, Queers In love At The End of The World, Escape Velocity

Bitsy: Little topdown games! ✨Pros: It's free! It's simple! It's (somewhat) intuitive! It has great documentation! It can be used even if you have LITERALLY no programming experience! You can make everything in it, from text to sprites to code! Those games sure are small! ✨Cons: Those games sure are small. This is to make THE simplest game. Barely any animation for your sprites, can barely fit a line of text in there. But honestly, the restrictions are refreshing! Some games to look at: honestly I haven't played that many bitsy games because i am a fake gamer. The picture above is from Under A Star Called Sun though and that looks so pretty

RPGMaker: To make RPGs! LIKE ME!!!!! NOTE: I recommend getting the latest version if you can, but all have their pros and cons. You can get a better idea by looking at this post. ✨Pros: Literally everything you need to make an RPG. Has a tutorial inside the software itself that will teach you the basics. Pretty simple to understand, even if you have no coding experience! Also I made a post helping you out with RPGMaker right here! ✨Cons: Some stuff can be hard to figure out. Also, the latest version is expensive. Get it on sale! Some games to look at: Ib, Hylics, In Stars and Time (hehe. I made it)

engine.lol: collage worlds! it is relatively new so I don't know much about it, but it seems fascinating. picture is from Garden! NOTE: There's a bunch of smaller engines to find out there. Just yesterday I found out there's an Idle Game Maker made by the Cookie Clicker creator. Isn't life wonderful?

✨more advice under the cut. this is Long ok✨

ENGINES I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AND THEY SEEM HARD BUT ALSO GIVE IT A TRY I GUESS!!!! :

Unity and Unreal: I don't know anything about those! That looks hard to learn! But indie devs use them! It seems expensive! Follow your dreams though! Don't ask me how!

GameMaker: Wuh I just don't know anything about it either! I just know it's now free if your game is non-commercial (aka, you're not selling it), and Undertale was made on it! It seems good! You probably need some coding experience though!!!

Godot: Man I know even less about this one. Heard good things though!

BUNCHA RANDOM ADVICE!!!!

-Make something small first! Try making simple: a character is in a room, and exits the room. The character can look around, decide to take an item with them, can leave, and maybe the door is locked and you have to find the key. Figuring out how to code something like that, whether it is as a fully text-based game or as an RPGMaker map, should be a good start to figure out how your software of choice works!

-After that, if you have an idea, try first to make the simplest version of that idea. For my timeloop RPG, my simplest version was two rooms: first room you can walk in, second room with the King, where a cutscene automatically plays and the battle starts, you immediately die, and loop back to the first room, with the text from this point on reflecting this change. I think I also added a loop counter. This helped me figure out the most important thing: Can This Game Be Made? After that, the rest is just fun stuff. So if you want to make a dating sim, try and figure out how to add choices, and how to have affection points go up and down depending on your choices! If you want to make a platformer, figure out how to make your character move and jump and how to create a simple level! If you just want to make a kinetic visual novel with no choices, figure out how to add text, and how to add portraits! You'll be surprised at how powerful you'll feel after having figured even those simple things out.

-If you have a programming problem or just get confused, never underestimate the power of asking Google! You most likely won't be the only person asking this question, and you will learn some useful tips! If you are powerful enough, you can even… Ask people??? On forums??? Not me though.

-Yeah I know you probably want to make Your Big Idea RIGHT NOW but please. Make a smaller prototype first. You need to get that experience. Trust me.

-If you are not a womanthing of many skills like me, you might realize you need help. Maybe you need an artist, or a programmer. So! Game jams on itch.io are a great way to get to work and meet other game devs that have different strengths! Or ask around! Maybe your artist friend secretly always wanted to draw for a game. Ask! Collaborate! Have fun!!!

I hope that was useful! If it was. Maybe. You'd like to buy me a coffee. Or maybe you could check out my comics and games. Or just my new critically acclaimed game In Stars and Time. If you want. Ok bye

#fave #this is awesome

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you guys didn't think i was done with ramv1, did you? if you did, i feel fucking bad for you LMFAO

about time i started feeding the Bottom Ramattra agenda. he is a bottom that's the truth sorry guys.

i considered having v1 either fuck ramattra with his wires or with his own dick (it's detachable!) the second option is infinitely funnier so that's probably what i'm gonna roll with lmao.

V1 is a real big fan of his head cabling, that's for sure :D

#cw nsfw #tw nsfw #nsft #ramattra #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ramattra overwatch #v1 #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #art #fanart #ramattra x v1 #v1 x ramattra #ramv1 #they are married your honor #lets see how long it takes for tumblr to take this one down boys

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...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

#BEAUTIFUL #SO IMPACTFUL AND MOVING #the earth moves

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ROTARY_PISTON

#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #yeah #fave

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🩸🩸🩸

#oh my GODDDDDD #HOLY SHIT THIS RENDERING??? #I desire so much to lick and bite and chew on it #absolutely fucking gorgeous

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

#fave #oh fucking yeahhhhhhh

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

#do it #do the thing

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Come on machine, fight me like an animal 

#ohhhh beautiful... #wow #those COLORS GOD #no not god #he can't save me

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alright. let's see if tumblr steals this one too.

ramattra's an engineer and a mechanic, right? he could probably give them a hole at some point idk. until then, they can make do with this! :D

genji x ramattra is typically called "ramji", so how about we call ramattra x v1 "ramv1"? pronounced "RAM-vee"? i think it's good. unless y'all come up with something more creative.

#nsft #cw mature #tw mature #nsfw #ramattra #v1 #ramattra overwatch #v1 ultrakill #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ultrakill #ramattra x v1 #v1 x ramattra #art

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so i tried posting more ramattra x v1 porn but it got flagged. sad but it happens. i'm still working to avoid the filters where i can.

for those interested, i post most of my more graphic sexual pieces on cohost! it should be in my pinned, but here's my cohost account anyway. i just posted more ramattra x v1 content there so go check it out if you're interested

https://cohost.org/stoshasaurus?page=0

anyway, good hunting

EDIT: oh yeah! i also posted it on my twitter. https://twitter.com/HYPERGORE i don't post there often but i want to start posting there more frequently hopefully.

#ultrakill #overwatch #ramattra #v1 #ramattra overwatch #v1 ultrakill #ramattra x v1 #v1 x ramattra #nsfw

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average minos p-rank footage

#fave #fucking genius

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are people genuinely *interested* in Ramattra x V1 or am I just hitting both fandom target demographics…? (Ultrakill and Overwatch)

#ultrakill #overwatch #because I am in both fandoms and create art for both #but I know that pretty much all of you are here for ultrakill #so are people just surfing the ramattra tag?? #idk probably #I just think it’s interesting lol

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some ramattra x v1? for those interested?

please, poke and prod all you would like

#ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch fanart #uhhhh #suggestive #cw suggestive #tw suggestive #i think #ramattra #v1 #ramattra x v1 #dominating this tag #RAREPAIRS FTW #v1 is merely a little guy

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since the ultrakill angels dont reproduce sexually i think they do it like plants. they grow an eye that pops right off and sprouts little legs to run around with

#oh this is cute and weird as fuck #I LOVE IT #awwwww poor little guy #I kiss him on top of his little #… #head

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a wip. if you will.

Ramattra x V1. No sex yet, but violence and bloodshed(?) and Ramattra’s carnal need to provide. This is V1 in the world of Overwatch, so they’re the only one that runs off of blood here. They’re all kind of just. Existing in Gibraltar.

IDK MAN WORLD BUILDING SUCKS OK???

He thinks he has known this creature for his whole life.

He is wise and perfectly mature at the tender age of twenty-eight. He has the mysticism, the allure, the knowledge and trauma of a man twice his age, perhaps three times. He was built for war, to fuel bloodshed, and he has never known true contentment for a single day of his life.

Whether or not they have experienced the same lifetime, however, is wholly up to debate. It is unclear whether they are sentient at all. They do not speak. They do not move much unless it is in battle. He’s seen the simulations; they are the most dangerous machine Ramattra has ever seen in his life. Quick, agile, unerring, with the arsenal of an entire army at their disposal and devastating battle tactics to combine them with. A walking atom bomb. A force of nature.

A Supreme Machine.

Ramattra knows what it is to be a war machine. A hurricane, uncontested. Where OR-15s and E-54s were insufficient, R-7000s were reflections of mankind’s hunger for blood on the battlefield. They walked as Man did, talked as Man did, wielded guns and sprinted into battle, loyal soldiers at their heels. Ramattra knew how to project his voice and edit his words so his soldiers could understand his orders. He remembered it vividly, despite everything. It haunted him at night.

He knew of This One. He knew how they were the last of their kind. Where his brethren had been killed en masse after the war, V1 was the only model ever made. One of a kind. The last of a species. Remnants of a dying era that everyone would rather forget, yet they persisted anyway.

They were both alone. And admirable in their iron will to survive.

V1 was terrifying. They were quiet and efficient, tearing through enemies far stronger than Ramattra was. They refueled by absorbing fresh blood through their plating. Often they were given sterile bags to suck it out of, and the process was messy and often hurried, colored with animalistic need. They could be found pressing them to their chest, hunched over, as if protective. When sparring with the practice robots, more of the little bags were placed between their plates, to simulate the triumph of earning their fill, rather than receiving it for free.

It was a fascinating process. Disgusting, yet fascinating. Ramattra couldn’t tear his eyes away from them when they did it.

He couldn’t tear his eyes away from them most days.

For a machine bearing so little resemblance to its makers, it was the most organic, most fluid, most alive creature Ramattra had ever had the pleasure of witnessing. He was enchanted by the way it moved, the flick of its wings, the tilt of its head. The way it bounded off of walls and curved through the air, a shark in the water, was simply mesmerizing. He wanted more of it. Needed it.

Ramattra needed its brotherhood, the familiarity of its presence. His equal from another world. Mankind’s Angel.

“V1,” he rumbled.

It was easily startled. His rumbling, he supposed, reminded it of something, although it was impossible to determine what, since it couldn’t speak.

The way they turned towards Ramattra seemed almost eager. The ground was littered with bullet fodder, and they were looking for their next target.

“These mindless drones do not seem to be satisfying to you,” he said gesturing at the lifeless machine they were currently feeding off of. “They’re… simple to fight, aren’t they?”

It turned its head and looked out over the field of sparking bodies it had left in the aftermath of its practice session. It nodded. It did not speak, or sit idle, but there were hints of sentience in how it “conversed”.

He puffed his chest, as if trying to prove himself to them. “If you would like, I’ll fight you.” He tilted his head, a coy tone working its way into his synth. “I’ll even tuck a few packets between my ribs for you.”

They perked up at the offer, and Ramattra’s chest bloomed with something aching and unfamiliar. Something he hadn’t engaged in in a long time. He almost felt bad, not having any of his own blood to offer them.

In the years after the war, when his need to fight had been tamed, he felt the greater need to provide. He wanted to provide for V1, give them what they needed to thrive. If he was going to suffer, (and watching them, he knew he was about to suffer a lot) at least it would be for their satisfaction.

And Ramattra, with his ravenous vortex, and his annihilation tugging at their plates, might even prove to be a bit of a challenge for them.

Ramattra refuses to turn his back on them. They know well by now that he doesn’t have any blood for them to take. But they still feel like a menace at their back. It is less out of fear and more out of respect that Ramattra refuses to do anything but look them in the eye when they are in the room.

There are extra blood packets in an armored container at the side of the room. Without diverting his gaze, Ramattra opens it, draws two, and tucks them between his ribs. The container hisses and heat seeps out of it like a radiator, washing across his spinal cabling. The blood is hot between his ribs; it stings like a piercing where he tucks it, but the pain becomes tolerable with time, almost pleasurable. He sighs at the sensation.

For you, brother. This is all for you.

He backs across the room. They draw their railcannon; the weapon is not charged, but three of the bolts are spinning and the fourth is winding up. They’re flipping a coin with their other hand. Ramattra draws his staff and tilts it, ready.

“Come on,” he taunts.

That is all it needs.

As soon as the phrase wisps out into the air, he is throwing his ravenous vortex down in front of him. Its violet flames lick at the ceiling in hypnotic spirals, drawing down anything in its grasp.

V1 pays it no mind. Without taking a single step from their starting position, they fling four coins into the air. The railcannon roars and vibrates in their hand as the battery reaches capacity. Four coins are flung, glimmering in the light, and V1 fires the cannon.

Pain.

Sheer and utter pain is all Ramattra feels. It shoots through him like lightning, electrifying his circuits, frying him from the inside out. He feels sparks fluttering along his ribs and down his spine, a sharp sting of relief compared to the numb sensation that follows the burst of agony. He cries out in answer, joints seizing where he stands. He would crumble if his staff didn’t bear his weight; he leans on it, panting for breath he doesn’t need.

He feels numb following the blast. He cannot say that he hates it, only that it is unique. That the sight of the deadly beam flying towards him was beautiful and awe-inspiring, that the pain was enough to shock every thought out of his head.

On instinct, his nemesis arms curl around him as he crumples to his knees. He hears a buzz of glee from V1, a short cry of victory as they inevitably skid towards him. If he had any control over his limbs, he might have embraced them. He flinches at the distinct sound of tink-BOOM, the sound of knuckles meeting a flurry of shotgun pellets. They pepper his back and the top of his head, his arms when they flex instinctively. He gasps for breath under their oppressive weight.

Ramattra throws punches when he can, wildly; V1 flits between his arms, punching pellets into his face. It’s always just beyond his reach. In his crazed punching, he hits them sometimes, throwing them far, far away. They don’t seem at all affected by his devastating strikes. They shake it off, wings fluttering like a bird, bounding back with glee to collect their blood, and Ramattra is always in awe of their persistence. Whether it be genuine joy, or a primordial need for fuel, they are relentless. It reminds him sorely of his chess matches at the monastery; he sacrificed too many pieces, and his opponent would win simply by outlasting him.

He never was any good at chess.

Which is why, combined with his pure adoration for them, he gives up. All of the tension rolls out of his body in potent waves, and he collapses, belly up.

The packets in his ribs have been cut during their altercation. V1 pounces atop him (its weight is hardly anything) and drinks itself to capacity. In awe, reverently worshiping their weight on his hips, he sacrifices himself to the angel.

Finally, he is enough. He satisfies someone.

V1’s fingers creep between his plates, digging between his safeguards and finally piercing through the delicate packets of blood tucked under his ribs. Its hands are tiny; it squeezes all four of its fingers into his chest. Ramattra feels more than he hears its fans whirring, trembling with its utter need for blood.

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There I go again switching between past and present tense.

don’t worry. There WILL be sex eventually. I’m just…building up their. relationship.

I had a TON of fun writing Ramattra getting obliterated by that ultraricoshot LMAO. yaaaassss v1 get his ass.

#ultrakill #overwatch #ramattra #v1 #v1 ultrakill #ramattra x v1 #??? #god I hope that’s a tag that would be fantastic #writing #idk how else to tag this #nsfw #nsft #not quite but I’m tagging it as that for the future #don’t worry if I ever finish this I’ll upload it to ao3 I prommy lmao