“that ship isn’t realistic”
bruh these are WIZARDS
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When its 3am but the grumpy morally grey caracter had a 'oh, oh' moment as they stare at the sunshine character all while trying not to have a panic attack.
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real, dont hate me
What bothers me most I think is when people try to get platonic jegulus to coexist in a universe with romantic jilly. I believe their relationship to be only the deepest of love or the coldest of hate, there is no middle ground there.
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patronising little fuck
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i think about crimson rivers daily
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yk what's so dumb? when you're reading a fic on ao3 and you try to leave kudos but the 'you've already left kudos here' message pops up. like bitch? i'm trying to leave more kudos because i'm loving the fic
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Lil cuties
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i am so fucking gay dude
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James: you were in my dream last night
Regulus: ok, what were we doing?
James: we were fucking
Regulus:
James:
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my babies
dorlene :)
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canon
Drunk James: You're so mean to me, I think I wanna have your babies
Regulus: *Choking on his drink* pardon?
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Remus: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Sirius: It was autocorrect.
Remus: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Sirius: Yes.
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James: Why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals?
Regulus: Why does Barty have pockets when he has no money or goals?
Barty: I didnt even say anything what-
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Remus: So what’s your full name? It isn’t just Sirius Black is it?
Sirius: My full title is Sirius Orion Black of the noble and most ancient house of Black
Remus (laughing): Damn and I thought Remus John Lupin was a mouthful
Sirius (grinning): He is
Remus (turning red): Oh!
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James *drunk but trying to cheer up Reg*: Just remember, cupcakes were muffins that believed in miracles! Strive to be a cupcake!
Reg:
Reg: Did you just call me muffin
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barty and evan in Art Heist, Baby! literally scream these motherfuckers
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a loose part 2 to the “Sirius Black killed James Potter” nonsense of 1981
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