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heeey jess, could you tell me more about no4 if you feel like it? 💛

hi newbie!! absolutely<3

So #4 is Reckless Buck that I'm writing for @loserdiaz (she claimed the fic and has been demanding asking for it since i first told her the idea). Basically, Buck is "reckless" on a call (he saves a kid) and he and Eddie get into a fight about it, and when Buck goes to take a walk so they both cool off, he gets hit by a car >:)

ask me about my wips

#low key i would so read this. #buddie #gimme that fuckin romantic but heartbreaking hospital scene #of eddie freaking iut in the waiting room #and also like chris poor chris #cos his other dad got hit by a fuckin car

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Oh my god the author released the fics. They fucking released them i am literally so happy right now. Im gonna fuckin cry

Guys I need help. I'm looking for this fic I read a while ago and I cannot for the life of me remember the name or author. Its a klance fic where keith is a tattoo apprentice at his brother (Shiro's) tattoo parlor. Pidge does piercings and I wanna say Romelle runs the front desk? They need a new full time tattoo artist so they hire Lance, and he ends up calling keith Kitty-tat as a nicname. if anyone knows the name PLEASE tell me

#klance #holy shit #yall don't understand how happy this makes me #i love this author

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The new percy jackson series is so cool to me because its kind of Ricks baby. Like, percy jackson and the lightning thief was released nearly 19 years ago and he probably has so much he wishes he could alter looking back, and now he has the oppurtunity to introduce things he never thought of at the time and thats just so cool to me.

#percy jackson and the olympians show #PJO show #pjo #pjo series #like low key not everyone gets this oppurtunity #and i loved some of the stuff he added #the scene where percy uses the blue food to try and pray to his mum #like i cried

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yeah so i found the fic. turns out its been archived by its author and they dont plan on releasing it again due to shitty treatment from the fandom. so yeah. fuck.

Guys I need help. I'm looking for this fic I read a while ago and I cannot for the life of me remember the name or author. Its a klance fic where keith is a tattoo apprentice at his brother (Shiro's) tattoo parlor. Pidge does piercings and I wanna say Romelle runs the front desk? They need a new full time tattoo artist so they hire Lance, and he ends up calling keith Kitty-tat as a nicname. if anyone knows the name PLEASE tell me

#klance #this kinda sucks a lot #like i respect the authors desicion and in the end its their intellectual property #but im still kinda sad #it was a really fuckin good fic

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Guys I need help. I'm looking for this fic I read a while ago and I cannot for the life of me remember the name or author. Its a klance fic where keith is a tattoo apprentice at his brother (Shiro's) tattoo parlor. Pidge does piercings and I wanna say Romelle runs the front desk? They need a new full time tattoo artist so they hire Lance, and he ends up calling keith Kitty-tat as a nicname. if anyone knows the name PLEASE tell me

#klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #fr i really want to find this fic again it was sooo good #also james was in it as keiths shitty ex i think #fanfic #ao3 #helpppp #keith kogane and lance mcclain

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People who havent read the books are gonna get such a shock when the find out clarrise is a good guy and luke is a bad guy

#percy jackson and the olympians show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #like seriously the acting is so good in this #i love dior as clarrise #i was a little sad at first because i always read clarrise as having my body type #but dior is so good as her i really couldnt care less #also low key can she step on me #im so not ready for lukes betrayal #its gonna be HEARTBREAKING

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Yall i just watched the new series and im gonna fucking cry its so perfect. I cant even

#like everything #grover is so sweet #and percy is such a sassy lil shit #and annabeth is so annabeth #i just wanna fucking cry #percy jackson and the olympians show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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Yall i tried watching the percy jackson show but i they directly quoted the book and it made me too emtional so i had to stop 10 secodns in.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #seriously these books were my childhood #i have to get my friend to watch it with me for emotional support #percy jackson and the olympians show #im not strong enough for this

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if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va

#heres the thing #i distinct voice isnt necesarily bad #some voice actors have distinct voices and thats okay #but a lot of really popular actors are hired to voice act only because of their populairty #so the movie gets more traction #this leaves a lot of voice actors without jobs when chances are #even if the actor is good #they would probably have more range or training

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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

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Yall ravensong just came to my country like 4 months ago and i bought it and wolfsong. I finished them But now im losing my shit because i need more fucking green creek content and i cant find heartsong or brothersong in ANY bookstore. And im desperately tryna avoid spoilers

#ravensong

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"5 Tips for Dating a Werewolf" by TJ Klune

1. If a werewolf has locked onto your scent, it is best to let them get as much of it as they can. If they are in shifted form, it might mean a wet nose to your face or a tongue in your hair. Fear not! They are, in a way, like a large dog, if a large dog were capable of human wants and whims. If you find yourself in such a position, do not move! Let the werewolf finish its scent-marking. It could take anywhere from five minutes to six days, so get comfortable!

2. Should you find yourself in possession of a dead animal left upon your doorstep, don’t scream and/or vomit! Chances are, it is from the same werewolf who sniffed you, wanting to make sure you are provided for. This is how a lycanthrope expresses interest. Be careful not to offend the wolf, as they might be watching from behind a tree or a bush. If you are averse to blood and gore, pretend someone dropped a cherry pie filled with bones on your porch.

(On the off chance that the dead animal was left by a cult and not a werewolf, please be prepared in case you are marked for a ritual sacrifice.)

3. Going on a date with a werewolf can be a fun event! Given that you might be in public, it would be best not to ask your werewolf suitor to “shift in the middle of an Applebee’s just to see if it scares the server into giving free appetizers.” While many people enjoy mozzarella sticks (especially when given under threat of fangs), using your werewolf in such a way to get fried cheese is considered bad form. Your werewolf has feelings, and no one likes to be used.

(If your werewolf does shift to get you cheese, reward them by telling them you think they are the greatest creature in existence. Positive reinforcement goes a long way!)

4. Uh oh. Your werewolf has driven you home, arches a single, devastating eyebrow, and says, “Are you going to invite me inside?”

Remember, werewolves aren’t vampires, meaning they do not need permission to enter your residence. However, good wolves always wait for permission before entering a dwelling that is not their own.

In this case, given the arched eyebrow, the werewolf is hoping to be invited inside for “adult activities.” This might include rolling on the carpet or having sex in the kitchen and/or up against a wall. If you choose to do this, you might see the werewolf’s eyes flashing. Good news! This means the wolf is having a wonderful time.

5. Your wolf stayed the night! How lucky are you? If you wake up the next morning with the shifter lying on top of you, it is very important that you do not move until they have decided to move on their own. Waking up a sleeping wolf can sometimes be difficult work, but if you keep a squeaky ball next to your bed, now is the time to put it to good use. Squeeze it near the wolf’s ear and ask, “Who’s a good boy? Who wants to play with the ball? Is it you? Is it you?” Your wolf will most likely glower at you and threaten your life, but if you squeeze the ball three times, the wolf will be distracted. Throw it to the floor, and as the wolf chases after it, consider making waffles! Werewolves love waffles.

(God help you if you make pancakes. You have been warned.)

If you have survived these first five steps, you are to be commended! That means you most likely will have a werewolf for the rest of your life. A werewolf is a commitment. Adopt, don’t shop!

#tj klune #wolfsong #ravensong #green creek #werewolf #werewolves #death of an animal #booklr #bro what the fuck #this should not be as funny as it is

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character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going "nuh uh"

#he is my fucking boi i love him #miles morales #across the spiderverse

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They’re always excited to see each other xx