What if I just drop out and live in nice little house and grow flowers and write mediocre books and do art badly and make clothes and waste money on video games and DVDs and read constantly and knit and go to bed at like 10:30 and wake up and learn to play the piano and invite people over for tea
my arthur is such a silly guy because Hosea was like "okay go buy a new horse" and I kept the morgan for one mission because i had to and i kept the shire and caught a mustang in the heartlands
i bet everyone is sick of arthur's shit because he keeps bringing back horses that hate everyone (himself included) and he just smiles and pats them like he didnt almost get bucked and bit in the ass in the middle of nowhere
A detail I love about this game is that bounty hunters are fair game to murder as you please but animals used by the bounty hunters lose you honour
I headcannon that happens not because it’s worse than killing a human, but because Arthur LOVES dogs and horses so much it makes him feel guilty
The way he talks to and cares for his horse, the way his face lights up everytime he interacts with a dog this scary man is a squishy little guy when it comes to cute 4 legged creatures
So when he hurts the bounty hunters animals, even though they’re assisting in him being apprehended his conscience is like “oh shit I really am a bad bad man”
(Bonus image of Arthur pirate Morgan patting a dog)
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been 5 kisses that have been rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." -The Princess Bride
The Princess Bride AU ft. the Dread Pirate Tetra and Link as Buttercup the Farm Boy. Cia from HW is Prince Humperdinck of course
(I've had this AU in my head for YEARS, drew one part forever ago, and finally finished these)