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I've deleted everything in my asks

It was getting stressful and ik yhrre was probably a better way to deal, but I had over 100 messages and i couldn't think straight.

#asks #im back #inbox=cleared

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Stuff from the oddities expo two weekends ago.

Right to left, top to bottom- black widow necklace, horse mandible, small jar of vertabrae (probably rodent), misc. Small bone, squirrel mandible earrings, preserved shrimp, preserved mouse foot, jar of bones, necklace of rat bones, bottle of teeth.

Would you like to see more pictures of stuff from the expo?

#it was so so fun! #holy shit i was in love with everything #i waned to spend all my money #this was some of the stuff me n my friend got #goblincore #bones #black widow #wet specimen #jar of bones #necklace #teeth #mandible

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As you can see here on my resume, my special skills include aaaAAAaAAAAAaAAaaAHHHHHHHHHhhHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHH-HhH-HHHHHHHHHHH, as well as SCREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE and HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

#goblincore #funny #hehe #this how i walk into a job interview. #100% guarentee get u a job

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She wants to say hi!!

#snake #ball python #pretty girl

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Hi there, would it be ok if I posted what you post on my Goblincore themed Instagram? (I would credit you on every picture)

That would be super cool!! What's the Instagram?

#goblincore #asks #Instagram?

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Idk if this is weird but... Can we tag you in goblin art? Stuff like that?

Bro I would be most honoured!!!!

#goblincore #asks #art!!

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i dont like dirt much but i love snails a whole lot, am i bad goblin

Never!!! You are valid!!

#goblincore #asks #snails

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Are flowers considered gobliny?

Oh I have so many dried flowers! I love their cronch and he way they look!

#goblincore #flowers #asks

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-Wooden Spoons-

Via etsy

#goblincore #wooden spoons

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Dirt or mud Mr.King?

The age old question. Im going to have to go with mud, because you can paint with it, and it's harder to clean up. But there is plenty of merit in dirt!

#goblincore #asks #how about yall? dirt or mud?

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Can my shines be the empty vials of hormones from HRT????

Bruhhhh yes they are so tiny and shiny keep them all

#goblincore #shinies #hrt #asks

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33!!

What non-tradtionally gobliny things do you think should be considered gobliny?

I think going to the beach is VERY gobliny! Sand and seashells and sun and big sea creetchurs all are goblin!

Also, riding the train! And train tracks! Big metal box with strangers! Goes fast! Very goblin.

#ask meme

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1-4 ~thegoblincache

do you have a goblin name?

I do not, just king or 'your majesty' 'your highness' or 'your shinyness' is fine

Do you have a goblinsona/what would you look like as a goblin?

I would have big lopsided ears and sharp teeth (real pointie) and probably red eyes or maybe brown! Rough skin and grabby hands, too :^^)

What is your favourite method of shiny aqquistion?

Finding things is always great, but there's something so satisfying about trading shinies

What's your ideal hoarde size? What size is your hoarde size now?

My hoarde fits in a chest about 6x5x5, but I would love it to fit in a much bigger chest! Especially I'd love some pretty glass bottles

#ask meme

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gobliny ask game!

send me a number!

do you have a goblin name? (if not, come up with one!)

do you have a “gonblinsona?” (if not, what would you as a goblin look like?)

what’s your favorite method for shiny acquisition?

how big is your hoard right now and what is your ideal hoard size?

do you consider your hoard to be “traditional” or rather odd?

do you have any favorite shinies or bits of your hoard that you carry around with you?

do you keep your hoard hidden or do you display it?

name some of your favorite hoard items! (add pictures if you want!)

what’s your favorite type of thing to collect?

are there any traditionally coveted goblin items that you don’t like?

are there any traditional goblin traits that you embody really well?

are there any traditional goblin traits/values that you just don’t share?

are there any aspects of goblincore culture that everyone seems to like except you?

do you have any goblin or goblin-esque idols (in books, movies, etc.) that you look up to?

if you had a goblin-y animal companion, what kind of animal would it be?

favorite goblin activity?

name your favorite GOBLIN FOODS.

dirt or mud? why?

worms or frogs? why?

mountains or seashores? why?

marshes or forests? why?

shiny rocks or dull rocks? why?

bones or knives? why?

messy hoard or tidy hoard? why?

small hoard items or large hoard items? why?

are you a sneaky goblin or a reckless goblin?

do you have any goblin self-care tips?

name your favorite gobliny thing about yourself.

do you have any favorite goblin songs?

is your goblin-ness well known to your peers or are you a Goblin In Disguise?

how long have you Been Gobliny or indulged your goblin side?

are there any gobliny aspects of your profession? (or major/line of study if you’re a student?)

what not-traditionally-goblin things do you do that you think should be considered gobliny?

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ASMR but the noise is just me coughing all the seawater out of my lungs

#goblin #asmr

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Hey there goblin folk!

What more would y'all like to see on my blog?

Pictures of shinies?

More goblincore things/concepts

Personal stuff maybe?

Drawings of goblins

Interactive stuff (idk how that'd work but we'd figure it out)

Something else?

If you drop a quick comment or rb that would be super nice and I would love you forever

#goblincore #help #i want yall to be happy! #please let me know what kinda content yall want to be seejng!

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this weekend i’m gonna go walk thru a few creeks and collect any shiny i see, im so excited, expecting pretty glass, broken china, and snail shells :~) im ready to get in touch with my inner goblin !

ok fr creeks are my absolute favorite place to be. So many great things in creeks!!! I hope you have a fantastic time and get sum great treasures! Show em to me if you want!!!

#goblincore #creek