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[kiralejandra]

Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

#Bernard: first and foremost did you send this as Tim or Red Robin second most are you catfishing me or are you Red Robin #and third probably most important with or without the suit on? don’t get me wrong I’m down for either but like #Tim: woah slow down a minute #Bernard: sorry did you wanna ask something #Tim: yeah that’s how you rizz me up? coulda said something like take me to Arkham cause I’m about to steal your heart but no you sent this #Bernard: hey it worked! I still got you so you have no place to talk cause end of the day mine still enticed you enough #Tim: it definitely wasn’t your message that made me say yes Bernard #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #bi tim drake #timber

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“Fool,” he said again. His voice was roughened now by emotion he couldn’t suppress. “I have always loved you,” he said. “I have loved you more than any being in all the world whom I’ve ever loved. I have loved you more than Louis. I have loved you more even than Marius. And you have never given me your love. I would be your most faithful counselor, if you allowed it. But you don’t. Your eyes pass over me as if I don’t exist. And so they always have.”

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #lestat #armandstat #lesmand #armand

[kiralejandra]

Louis de Pointe du Lac driving vampires crazy one depressive episode at a time.

#iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #interview with the vampire #loumand #loustat #louis has his ways maybe not the healthier for a relationship but very consistent

[kiralejandra]

Louis de Pointe du Lac: Looking for romance. Enjoys being charmed. Confidence is sexy.

Armand: "I am now where I most want to be." In a sultry, sexy, confident voice.

Louis: Take me, I'm yours!

Daniel Molloy: Always curious, always looking for more, drawn by mystery.

Armand: *Playing hard to get* 'No, go have your fun' *Walks away*

Daniel: Take me, I'm yours!

Lestat de Lioncourt: Literally just needs them to exist.

Armand:

Lestat:

Armand:

Lestat:

Lestat: Nah.

Armand:

#iwtv #amc iwtv #loumand #devil's minion #armandaniel #armaniel #lesmand #my boy is gonna go through it #and by 'it' i mean every character on the show #good for him #out here living the dream #armand #the vampire armand #and this started the obsession

[kiralejandra]

iconic.

#horrible bastards i cant wait to see them break each other's hearts #armand is going to cry an actual river if he gets one kiss and then lestat forbids him from ever touching him again. #interview with the vampire #lesmand #lestat de lioncourt #armand

[kiralejandra]

trust lestat to have beef with armand even in a coma

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #lestat #armandstat #armand iwtv #iwtv armand #armand le russe #armand #lesmand

[kiralejandra]

"I can't love you. What are you to me that I should love you?”

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat

[kiralejandra]

Armand is such a hypocrite, going all "Lestat, Lestat, Lestat" at Louis in the 70s as if he didn't have Lestat's portrait hung up on the wall of his theater for a century and a half 🤭

#I know right #we know you love it when Louis thinks about all the sex he had with Lestat too #stop lying #iwtv spoilers #loustat #loumand #lesmand

[kiralejandra]

imagine being the only person LESTAT of all people didn’t want to fuck….. that man wanted to fuck even his own MOTHER like imagine being the charismatic coven master armand and falling obsessively in love with this bratty little fuck and not getting to feel the tip at all? 😭 it is so funny to me, armand deserves a veteran’s discount for all the shit lestat has put him through

#tbf it’s because Lestat knew it would get messy #too messy even for lestat #and that’s saying a lot #iwtv #and armand didn't help at all with the kidnapping thing

[kiralejandra]

San Francisco, 1973

#fishfingersandscarves #iwtv 2022 #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #doodle #this is purely bc of that lestat lestat lestat lestat scene aughhghg

[kiralejandra]

TD:R era, Tim and Bernard start dating and Bernard goes off to buy Tim the good luck charm necklace, but Tim, who is patrolling as Robin, sees Bernard go into a jewelry shop that happens to have a *very* wide selection of engagement rings. Tim, a great detective, which makes him cocky and jump to conclusions as fast and with the same resolute as his conspiracy theorist boyfriend, goes ‘we haven’t been dating long enough for Bear to propose which means he is dating someone else too, but if he is proposing to them, THAT MUST MEAN IM THE ONE HES CHEATING WITH’ and so Tim starts panicking. Bernard goes back to Tim’s boat and is waiting for Tim to get home, so Tim decides he must confront him:

Tim, forgetting to change out of his robin suit in his hysteria, barging into his own houseboat: Bear, am I your side hoe???

Bernard, who was sitting at the table eating dinner, looking up confused at Robin: no?? I only have one boyfriend? Tim?

Tim, relieved, walking out the door and taking his key he used to unlock it, promptly erasing this whole interaction from his brain: oh good, ok see you later babe, gonna go to the grocery store

Bernard: what the fuck

Later tim comes back with groceries and that is where Bernard pieces it all together, Robin using Tim’s keys, Robin calling him Bear, which only Tim calls him, Tim coming back with the groceries Robin said he would grab, and that is how Bernard figured out Tim was Robin before Tim ever told him

#let Tim be an idiot #like he’s really smart and that’s what makes him an idiot #they have to complement each other in both stupidity and smart detectiveness #they both have to be the different between intelligence and wisdom #Tim thought he was doing a much better job than he was at hiding it and yes Bernard is smart and deduced it but also let Tim be dumb #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #bi tim drake #tim drake headcanon

[kiralejandra]

There will be more comics from them soon, so follow me if you want more =)

#lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #interview with the vampire #loustat #vampire chronicles #the vampire lestat #tvc #anne rice #fanart #fan comic #lestat x louis #iwtv fanart #zatsydrawings

[kiralejandra]

Thinking about how DC writers keep trying to do that thing were they show bits of Jasons childhood with signs that he was fucked from the start only twist it a lil so it's literally just Jason being a child

Bonus: baby Jason just wants to read a book that was published in the last 50 years:

#batfamily #jason todd #bruce wayne #...this is hilarious #i love bruce's fluffy and silky robe #...can we do a meanwhile with any other Robin? #Dick literally trying to kill Zucco is treated as “growing pains”??? please? #Tim's stalking profiles of other people is treated as “good practice for real life skills” #Damian is still growing rn so...i guess the popular headcanon of Damian becoming a Veterinarian instead of a Vigilante? #where did Talia go wrong??? Where did Bruce go wrong for him to just ditch the Family business? on both sides no less! #this is beautiful thank you

[kiralejandra]

Bruce after having meet Bernard and noticing the way Tim looks at him updating his contingency plans in case Tim turns evil: Make Bernard tell him to stop, 95% success probability

Note: Not applicable if the cause for turning evil is Bernard dying

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #dc #timber #batfam #batfamily

[kiralejandra]

bernard is a little shit

#timbern #tim drake #bernard dowd #dc robin #robin #red robin #dc pride #dc #batfam #batfamily #they are the cutest #bernard saw the best opportunity and he take it

[kiralejandra]

•Lost in lestat’s eyes•

[kiralejandra]

What are we going to do when Lestat and Armand fight and kiss and ugly cry and then Lestat is thrown off the tower 😈😈😈😈😈

#this! #waiting for this like it was a second coming of jesus or something #lesmand #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire armand #sam reid #assad zaman #interview with the vampire