ladyjayde

[ladyjayde]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[ladyjayde]

ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....

also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.

[ladyjayde]

my mental state rn <3

[ladyjayde]

I got the coolest yet most problematic dads ever 😅

@nerdetiquettely

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

#idk anyone on Tumblr im sorry ;-; #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #huskerdust #hazbin hotel

[ladyjayde]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[ladyjayde]

Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

[ladyjayde]

Lark

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[ladyjayde]

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

[ladyjayde]

I am unwell

[ladyjayde]

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

[ladyjayde]

Is Link having a drug session with an FBI agent while having an existential crisis?

#i would tag as spoilers but like what am I really spoiling? #dndaddies #dnd #podcast #dnd podcast #dungeons and daddies

[ladyjayde]

Say My Name is literally one of the best songs on Broadway

#broadway #beetlejuice #musicals #say my name #SayMyName #alex brightman #sophia anne caruso #No but fr like #those vocals?? #the catchy music??? #the lyrics???? #10/10 #i love that song so much #good time guaranteed

[ladyjayde]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[ladyjayde]

nikola orsinov please show up on my front porch

[ladyjayde]

Are Lark and Sparrow twins?

#podcast #dndaddies #lark oak #lark and sparrow #sparrow oak

[ladyjayde]

Trying to get back into writing so here's a short TMA fic I wrote yesterday :3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55139950

#podcast #the magnus archives #tma #fanfic #short fanfic #oneshot #jonmart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #horror podcast

[ladyjayde]

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder