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nothing happened but he deliberately says it like this to piss his brothers off

#I'VE SEEN THIS POST THREE TIMES ALREADY #BUT THE FACES ALWAYS MAKE ME CACKLE #THEY ARE TOO FUNNY AND STUPID I JUST CAN'T #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me satan #obey me lucifer

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card soldiers preparing for brunch ♦️♣️♠️❤️

my final piece for @culinarycrucible !!! leftovers close TODAY so go get a copy while you still can !!!

#look at them #they all are so adorable #also trey who gave you the permission to be so fine #i can't i stared at him for good 15 minutes now #he's so beautiful and domestic here i cannot deal with this((( #he'll be a good dad frfr #twst heartslabyul #twst trey #twst cater #twst ace #twst deuce

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I don't think I've posted this?? I had also drawn him flipping the viewer off that I was going to color, but I wanted another drawing to jokingly make a full "Idia making rude gestures" image set lmao but that never got finished so rip here he is by his lonesome

#i... #no just look at him #i can't deal with him #he's too handsome for his own good. #twst idia

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tired ex-admiral from most recent TikTok:)

#this man #this man right there #i want him to do unholy things with me #he's so fine why is he fictional... #obey me levi

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"Do you think you'd kill for me one day?" ⚠ BLOOD ⚠

"Yes, of course I will my darling."

#FOAPFJAODJKAJFOAJDIAO??????? #GOODBYE I ASCENDED #HE LOOKS SO GOOD WTF??? #WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE SO FINE?????? #twst idia

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Yuu's strangest dream....

Tags: @definitelynotvilenjoyer

Note: I just wanted to do this and OMG was this quite a....thing... just read (Also hugs and hearts to @definitelynotvilenjoyer for posting this beautiful art! I love this omg-)

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Warning: crack fic, fluffy

"Henchmen! Look!" Grim shouted as he rushed over to you, dodging the feet of other students rushing to meet their parents, friends, and lovers with their proud accomplishments of their graduation from NRC.

It had been years since you first arrived, hoping for a way home but never found one. Crowley had slacked off as usual and now you were stuck but you can't say you regretted it.

You have made many friends along the way, and brought people together, some of those people were Grim, Ace, and Deuce.

Even though together, you guys are trouble makers, despite it all, you all care for one another and helped each other out during hard times.

As Grim tried to make his way over to you, another student almost stepped onto him, almost squashing the feline creature into a pancake but luckily Deuce saw the whole thing and caught Grim before he got pancaked.

Deuce glared at the student passing by before noticing me and walk over and handing Grim to me before saying a quick compliment and goodbye, making his own way to his mother and grandma, ready to show them his pride and joy.

Grim muttered something about 'stupid humans, no manner for the small' before turning and glowing with pride and confidence as he waved his rolled up paper.

"Look henchmen! Feast your eyes on the great Grims paper of NRC! I'm a graduate!" Grim hollered as he jumped around and spun while laughing and repeating the same words over and over again.

You smiled as you watched your dear feline friend be so joyous and happy, his ceremonial robes flowing which made it look more like it bounced.

(magical wavy timeskip effect~~~)

"Y/N! Y/N!" Grim shouted as he rushed from the front door towards the human as they walked down the stairs, rubbing their hooded eyes and yawning.

Grim jumped up and down with pure excitement as his eyes shined with stars. "I got my first job as a chef in a bakery!" he grinned "I'm gonna work so hard! I'm gonna be the best chef!" he danced around and hummed happily as he imagined his new role in a kitchen.

You smiled at the dancing feline, a sense of pride filling your chest. You bent down and patted him on the head "Good job Grim!".

As Grim scurries about trying to organize things and just do his thing, you chuckled and walked back into the room working on some of your own work.

(magical wavy timeskip effect...again....by a lot ~~~~)

"Y/N!" you heard the older feline call out from the kitchen. You groaned as you dragged yourself out of bed and sluggishly walked down the hall and into the kitchen.

You tiredly rubbed your puffy eyes and mumbled "What?" before sitting down on a nearby stool.

"Well, my wife and I decided that we are ready to have a litter and you'll be helping with babysitting." He said so nonchalantly.

Your eyes went wide and you blurted out "Wife?! Kitten!?".

Grim nodded and you gasped....

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You sat up with a twisted expression, mumbling "What the fuck..." before looking down at a sleeping Grim curled up at the end of the bed. You sighed and crashed back down onto the bed and said "I pray to the great seven that never happens...".

As the words left your mouth you fell asleep again, snores filling the room again.

Okay not as good as I wanted it to be but its still funny to me XD

#BEHOLD #hcs based on my pookie's meme art #and this is just so chaotic and funny #twst grim

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🐍 Jamil Viper - Army dreamers animatic 🍃

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The fact that Jamil doesnt own himself. His voice, his talents, everything, none of it is his. He's so talented, but he's just an accessory to Kalim. The fact that when Jamil realized that Azul was live-streaming their conversation, Jamil knew he was bascially dead. Imagine how he felt after he was defeated, knowing that he now has to deal with the consequences of everything.

#OW??? #thanks now i'm sobbing #my poor boy :( #i wanna comfort him so bad #twst jamil

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Azul Ashengrotto

#i can't he's so pretty #twst azul

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色塗り始めた

かわいいね

#i ascended byeee #he looks so good i can't help it #twst idia

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かわいいね

#pretty boy alert!!! #(yes again and) #just look at him #the absolute sweetie #he's so handsome and cute nghhhhhh #i can't #twst idia

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プラチナジャケット～

#pretty boy alert!!! #twst idia

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- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -

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Idia: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Ortho, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Ortho, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Idia, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Ortho: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Idia: Ortho, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Ortho: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Idia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Idia: Where have you been all day? Ortho: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Ortho: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Idia: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Idia: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Ortho: Did you just make that up? Idia: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Ortho: Idia: A really long fortune cookie.

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Idia: N... No! Ortho: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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And another one done!! Woohoo!!! I'm having some real fun posting all of these.

#twst idia #twst ortho #twst incorrect quotes

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In that night, mc almost became a new ghost in Ramshackle dorm.

#i feel you yuu i feel you #he's too young to be this way #he's our son #the baby of the ramshackle #twst grim

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⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Mini hcs with Idia, Malleus x Reader⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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Small notes: both of them are sillies. Reader tried to break up with them (just as a joke).

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✶Malleus

You just asked him… For what?? I mean, do you have a dead wish to joke this way?? Kidding, just kidding, he won’t do such things as you’re his favorite child of man! But still… Please tell him immediately that this is a joke!

If you decided to continue this cruel joke of yours… He’ll probably just smirk and say “No”. Simple cold answer? NO. INSIDE HIM THERE’S A DISASTER! He’s so worried right now. But won’t show it. Of course he won’t, poor dragon boy…

Just hug him and tell him that it was just a joke. Or you’ll find people outside all covered in snow and frozen in their places.

“My dear, I would never do something against your wish, I want you to be happy. But if I did something wrong, please, I’m so sorry, It won’t happen again. If you don’t want to talk with me about this, talk with Lilia or Silver, but please, don’t leave m- What? A joke?”

Now you got a pouting dragon boy, laying with his head on your lap. Hug him more tightly, child of man! He was worried so much just for a joke?? Of course he laughed, finding it amusing, but it doesn’t mean that he forgave you immediately.

You’ll probably spend your whole night in his dorm room, hugging him and tell him, that you won’t leave and saying every 5 sec how much you love him. Until one of you will fall asleep <3.

✶Idia

Oh? Really? I mean… He expected that one day… But not so soon. He was stunned, but didn’t force you to stay. Like… He never expected to have gf/bf from the beginning. But he managed to keep his emotionless face.

But when you walked outside his room. He’ll probably cry. I can imagine him go sit on his bed, looking down on the floor, not being to say any word afterwards. He laid down on his bed, covering himself with his blankets, hugging one of demon plushie toy, trying his best not to cry. Asking himself “What have I done wrong?”.

Please, tell him that it was a joke, or Ortho will use his laser beam on you^^ (just joking... Or not. GO APOLOGIZE). Ortho will try to cheer his big brother up, of course! And he’ll probably bring you back to him for a little talk.

“What?? A-a joke??? Pff, of course I know that it was just a joke! Like, imho! Normies have such awful jokes, it was too obvious that you were JUST JOKING!” “Idia, your eyeliner and mascara are all over your fac-“ “IT’S NOT!!!”

Now, apologies will be accepted only with hugs, sweets and watching some cute and fluff anime to ease his nerves.

(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ My first hcs like this, hope you like it! Should I do it with Vil and Azul next??

#they are just silly #(please do not joke like this they'll cry fr) #twst idia #twst malleus

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Drew Freminet for my big sis rp.. Look at my son...

#just look at this little baby boi #he is adorable and needs to be protected at all costs #genshin impact

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What do you think Shroud's family dinner looks like?? Like, they eat something like instant noodles??? Do they eat fish cause they live like SpongeBob, under the sea?? (And Mama Shroud forcing Idia to eat this cause he hates this, but he needs to eat something more than sweets.) Or they have a power of god and anime on their sides, so they don't have to eat at all?? Oh, and Ortho just de-...

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Pt 2... Leave her.. She's hopeless moronsexual

#HAHDHAHHSHAHDHAHZJHDJAHAHAHAHHDJAHDHAHSH #ACE FUCKING TRAPPOLA #JUST LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO MAD #(he's upset he has no bitches) #twst oc #twst sharly #twst deuce #twst ace