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Like i truly cannot believe that someone like this exists irl?

"Whatever it takes to appeal to her"

"I'm just glad she looked at me"

That's the kind of energy i yearn to find in a man, so soft and never out of place with what he says like??? David tennant is a dream come true fr

#manifesting this #mr and mrs g tennant

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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#important

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This needs a caption

#birds

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Look at this glorious snow cloud. A superb vintage postcard that a wonderful bluesky follower mailed to me from Sweden!

#it's him. the abomeownable snowman #cats

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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

#typo in the group chat #french #language #shenanigans

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Toasty

#cat spotted! #cats

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i would love you in every universe. if you even care

#*CHEWING MY OWN ARM OFF* casually. in a normal regular way #love

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Please help. My friends have become deadlocked in a debate if dying in a bowl of soup would make you a drownie. I only ask for an official statement to ease my woe of hearing this debate.

Regular soup? No. Zzzoup? Yes.

#lore drop #fallen london

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it’s also fucked up that fat people literally fear going to the doctor for anything because they know the first thing out of their dr’s mouth no matter what their ailment is, is gonna be “lose weight lol” broken leg? lose weight. rash? lose weight. whooping cough? lose weight binch!!!!! like we get it. but can you just write my prescription you bitch so i can go eat a salad and not call you again until im about to die of the plague????

#obesity is a risk factor for being killed by fatphobic medical neglect #medicine

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#bless #penguins

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

#this belongs in a museum #calendar #march #jake gyllenhaal

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#every day I log on here and am subjected to the most unhinged information #horses #shenanigans

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#I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul #shenanigans #christmas tree cannon #boys will be boys

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salutations from florida. it is hot and the horrors are neverending. important question (to me): what is the massachusetts equivalent to publix

That would be Market Basket. The holy land of MA grocery stores.

#FUCKIN LOVE MARKET BASKET #I should specify. I always instacart it. so idk what it's actually like inside. have I been sending my shopper into a pvp zone #official post of massachusetts indeed #scp 4006 #floridians deserve asylum in massachusetts during the summer. I know they're unhinged but not by massachusetts standards so it's fine

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

#calendar #april #this belongs in a museum #effervescent #happy 6 year efferversary

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

#OP.......... #I mean. I'm sure you'll live. But I would like you to buy some aluminium foil #good advice

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#so close! that is a shape 💖