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just broke up with my bf……yeah im NEVER dating a real person again 💀💀💀 /hj

anyways hi im back from my accidental 1 year hiatus

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Found this person on my followers list

@spooky-selfshipping-scene I have only known you for 2 minutes but omg you’re so cool can we be friends

#ALSO ive noticed I’ve gained a lot of followers from my silly little post about streber #hello there #I see you #welcome to the shitshow #not selfship #i think #??? #man idk

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Problem: irl familial issues that nobody is taking seriously because the other person is so much smaller than you are

Solution: Cry into f/o’s shoulder while they hold you until everything feels okay again

#I wrote this with dirk in mind #AND STREBER……. #and like. half of my f/o list but mainly those 2 #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #self shipping #vent #i guess #???

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hehehahehhahah hello again

Here’s a rushed last minute gift for @coloredscribbli for the invisible friend secret Santa thing

I’m fighting for my life trying to get these done on time I hope this is okay 🥲

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helloe gay people who follow me

may I hook y’all up on my newest f/o

its STREBER FROM SPOOKY MONTH

HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM

#90% of the content of him though is. *stares* #it’s ALL KEVIN X STREBER #like. MOVE KEVIN HES MINE /hj #annywhatihys #anyways #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #f/o posting #sorry <3

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aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT I LOVE IT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

here’s my drawing for @marbleselfships​ for the invisible friend event! hope you like it :D i also did a panel edit!

thanks to @platonic-qpr-selfshipping​ for hosting this event! it was very fun to participate in :D 

#I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS /POS #it was originally a cape that looked like fish fins BUT I LIKE THIS TOO #LOOK AT THEM THEM THETRE SO <<<<3333 #⚔️cosmic rivers🐟 #not my art

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HIIIIIII sorry for my little hiatus I uhm!!! Got parental controls on my phone so I haven’t been able to do ANYTHING but IM BACK!!!!!! I have a secret Santa due TOMORROW soooo if anyone’s missing a gift from that, it’s me. sorry 🥲

ANYWAYS HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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anyways I LOVE when y’all repost my stuff and talk about your f/os!! They’re from a source I’m familiar with? Oh my god I know that person, good for them!!!! They’re from something that I have NO knowledge about? WOW I’m learning about new sources!!! Tell me more!!!!!

#self ship community #selfship community #self shipping #self ship positivity

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just so that we are 100% clear I was GROUNDED on the 3rd of December and couldn’t post I did NOT forget about Dirk’s birthday BUT I STILL FEEL SO BAD IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭

#alexa play I hate my mom by grlwood #IM SO SORRY #:((((((((( #self ship community #selfship community

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What if you wanted to talk about a character you possibly have a crush on

but your brain said “that’s not morally okay you can’t do that” even though you’re 1000% sure it’s fine

THIS is how my brain prevents me from claiming f/os now that it’s immune to cringe culture; convincing me that I’m a terrible person for it no matter how much I convince myself it’s fine.

I currently have a nonhuman (possible) fictional crush and I’ve gone through 9734638204837263 stages of grief because of it and I feel really bad about it.

“but fan, you already have nonhuman f/os!” yeah and I did that with them too except this time is much worse because this one is an actual monster and not a character from an object show 😭😭😭 also THEY’RE FROM MSM AND IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT EXCEPT MAYBE ONE PERSON.

is this morally wrong or am I just overthinking. help me 🕳🏃

#I feel like I’m gonna delete this post within an hour out of pure embarrassment #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #self shipping

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#blorbo meowmeow #i love it #not selfship

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imagine calling your f/o “pretty boy”.

thats it thats the imagine

#I am once again thinking about dirk #can you tell #please say no #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #self shipping #selfship imagines

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Back in the amino days I had this friend who really liked inanimate insanity. HOWEVER the rest of my friends at the time only watched bfdi and convinced me to not get into ii. so I didn’t. and I was REALLY stubborn about it.

I thought about that friend a while ago and decided to try and get back in touch with them because despite me having something against ii, I thought they were really cool.

I was able to find their amino account again (yes this means I went back, terrifying, I know), and it turns out they’re a really big fan of cobs and ship him with mephone………………….. YIKES 😀

moral of the story: never trust a bitch who’s still active on amino

#for those of you who aren’t fans (which is a lot of people who regularly interact with my account) #cobs created mephone so he’s basically like. mephone’s father figure #and what’s worse is that cobs is ABUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!! #yeah…. #never trust a bitch who’s active on amino #worst mistake of my life #not selfship

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GREETINGS TUMBLR I am in the rare ass mood to talk about Mephone as a father figure 🕳🚶

I was half asleep, trying my best to stay awake when I had a suspiciously detailed daydream about it.

we’re hanging out, it’s late at night, and I start to get really tired. I nearly fall asleep on the couch several times but I’m really not trying to sleep now because like. come on dude it’s only 1am!!!!!

Anyways I eventually decide on trying to get up and go to bed because like. Oh my god how awkward would it be to fall asleep right then and there.

However Mephone insists that it’s fine if I fall asleep and that he’ll just carry me to bed and plug my phone in for me at some point.

And then we end up playing something on the TV with all the lights off

#kinda self indulgent but thats ok that’s what we’re here for #should I even tag this as self ship???? #I mean yeah technically it falls under the selfship category but it’s not like. actual shipping #because he’s a familial f/o #IM THINKING TOO HARD ABOUT THIS #ITS TOO LATE TO BE PROCESSING THESE KINDS OF THOUGHTS #i’m not tagging this as inanimate insanity either. y’all are also kinda scary </3

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A friendly reminder to everyone in the selfship community who uses age regression: you are so valid!!! Your f/os all love you so much and are willing to support you no matter what!!! <33

proship dni this isn’t for you

#SURPRISE!!!!!! #the secret is out #I am also an age regressor #anyone who followed me before this revelation is entitled to financial compensation #anyways #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #self shipping #age regression #agere self ship #self ship agere

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whats with these homies dissing my girl

#🦴nivzadia✨ #selfship art #self ship community #selfship community #self ship #self shipping #i’m not tagging this as homestuck because the fandom outside of selfshipping actually terrifies me #I feel like I forgot some small but vital detail but whatever

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self shippers rb this with your WORST f/o in the tags

#like. morally or just in general #because most of my f/os are morally grey #if I had to choose one I’d probably say YinYang #I’m sorry yang ily but you are absolutely feral sometimes #or pico #I DON’T KNOW #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA