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Writing Prompt #55

Grim reapers were never meant to fall in love. They were never meant to party either so it looks like I'm in twice the trouble.

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Writing Prompt #54

Your parents buy you an antique mirror( due to your excessive begging). After framing it in the middle of the room, it doesn't take long for you to find that you see more then just reflections in the mirror.

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Writing Prompt #53

In your town, there's an infamous myth that, if done on a full moon, a sorcerer relishes in water, utter chaos will rain over their close friends and family. On a vacation there, your best friend shoves you into her pool, full moon and all.

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#poison #but a day late #inktober #inkdrawing #obviously #art #also known as shit I spent way to much time on

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It was my rough draft then I realized that because of who I am as a person I do not have the type of motivation to make another so, voilà.

#I tri #inktober #2017 #2nd #art #kinda #ink #obviously #I'm to lazy #divide

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Look I did a thing

#inktober #swift #am I the only one who did the official one #art #kinda #more like bad art #it's a cool looking tree #tree would steal your girl #day one #1

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Writing Prompt #52

Write about what each festival is ACTUALLY celebrated for, not what humans thought they were.

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Writing Prompt #51

After death, everyone gets a job. Weather it's to train necromancy, help psychics, or assisting in ruleing heaven or hell. One day, after a night of doing your particularly boring job you get a call from both God and the Devil, asking you to go back to Earth as a human, which was weird, seeing as you never were one.

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I don't care for any Country so this was just plain fun to read and witness the failed parts of humanity~

Delete that posts about muslims. We don't want terrorists in America

Where I am from, and ‘maybe’ also the rest of the world, we see Americans as obese people who go to their local KFC by car (even if it’s a 5 minute walk), exaggerate everything they say, and are too proud of their country while in reality it sucks ass (?) and hate and blame other ethnic groups for their shit that in reality is caused by a system that is whack af? Anyway, so much for generalization and stereotypes. Kindly fuck off now. Thanks, amigo.

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Writing Prompt #50

"Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top~"

"JERRY YOUR SON IS in A ******* TREE THIS IS NOT THE APROPRITE TIME"

"Are you kidding me this is GOLD"

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Writing Prompt #49

"I'm going to fight it"

"It's a coffee maker"

"Not for long it's not"

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Writing Prompt #48

"I'm... a decent person!"

"You have the empathetic capabilities of a toenail "

"Fair enough"

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Writing Prompt #47

Write a short story from the perspective of a shooting star/comet

#inspiration from a good friend #not mine #I love it so much tho #Prompt

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Things I've heard at my new school

"Why are you bringing tissues to Algebra"

"I will slap that sucker so hard he'll look like two faced"

"My zodiac sign is no"

"I didn't know it was possible to fail a participant project that you participated in"

"I thought they were number two pencils because they're second best"

"You'll get Diarrhoea if you touch that frog- STACY NO"

"I was born in freedom and now I've got taxes"

"You mean tests"

"Those too"

"I hit my locker so hard it opened"

"You dare me too-" Over ten people shout "No!"

"I've I cannot wear this leather jacket I will burn all of the sweaters" - Collective gasp from every one wearing sweaters.

"That looks delicious" - Teacher

"You look delicious" - Student

#school #funny #dumb #painfully true

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Writing Prompt #46

"62 bottles of blood on the wall 62 bottles of blood, take one down-"

"Really Jerry, you become a vampire and THIS is what you do"

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if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

#Lusifer(his name is Louie) #scruff #bubbles

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Writing Prompt #45

"So... so you decided that, out of ALL of the options, creating a bloody YETI was the best choice?"

"I was running out of options man"