so apparently "the movie" is now an appropriate way to refer to steven moffat
the fact that they are literally in the definition of queerbaiting-
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welcome to the hellsite ♥️♥️♥️
intro!
🦇 my name is maxxie
🦇 15
🦇 SUPER into all things horror
🦇 huge mcr fan
🦇 emo
🦇 i love cryptozoology and internet horror aswell
🦇 british
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it's not gay if you keep your socks on
hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.
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reading an article about the types of smiles and i see this
they do be doin' my boy dirty like that
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great timing, haiku bot, great timing
To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.
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if thor is the god of lesbians
is hozier the demigod?
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hahahAHAHAHA it gets worse
by the end, steven moffat will have torn you limb from limb
As expected, Reichenbach Fall destroyed me.
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look what i found on paul rudd's wikipedia page
really paul
really
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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
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alternate: re-watching a certain showslike "these bitches should be gay but STEVEN FUCKING MOFFAT"
re-watching shows like "these bitches gay"
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ah, yes, my favorite game
that one where you and someone else have to improvise a minuet while locked in a dark closet
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there are two types of people: those who thought this post was just about how beautiful london is (and would append a cheesy quote in a cheesy font to the pics) and those who scrolled down and went FUCK YEAH SHERLOCK
“why do you want to visit London?”
“the aesthetic”
the aesthetic:
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i totally agree
the only pop in mcr is funko pop
lately i've seen so many people on tik tok push the narrative that mychem is pop punk 😭😭 i so desperately want to understand where they're hearing the pop 😩
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i'm dying this is beautiful
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this is a beautiful trainwreck
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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