My Tears of the Kingdom Link fashion zine is finally here! 'Saving Hyrule & Looking Cool while doing it'
I've drawn all his new outfits and some of his old older ones from BotW too! Also includes Korok eye spy and 4 guest artist pieces: 2 cosplay outfits for Link & 2 outfits we designed to fit into the world of TotK!
✅32 pages of illustrations
✅ALL Link's new outfits & more
✅4 guest artist works by @zariyen @flyingbagel @swanprincex& Pokkimin (on insta)
One time mum asked me to send a sympathy card on behalf of my family and I realised I didn’t know what you write on a one so all I wrote was “sorry about your granny”
TLDR: I set Kieran up for success and idk what happened.
I planned to help Kieran get his confidence back but his AI broke and it backfired. I like to think he just couldn’t look as he beat up his grandparents so Poliwrath was like ‘this seems right’ not knowing type matchups
I fought this Discoball-ass 4-Legged Stomper who stamped my little lads to death to dubstep. Bro also sprayed my boys with fucking mustard gas when they got on his ass (his ass is his weak point)
There was this Pussy Head Long-leggy Crab who throws my Pikmin into his head pussy?? Idk if it’s a mouth or what but they don’t come back from inside the pussy (which is also his weak point?)
And the particularly horrifying Mother of all Chubbies who just keeps endlessly birthing Chubby Grubs and the game places the camera at a delightful angle so you can witness the miracle of birth before you guys fight to the death (idk what it’s weak point was I used a lot of bombs on this one)
Other notable enemies I was tormented by include:
A dozen variations of Sneefer Snorfers
various Stabbits who turn the lads into kebabs
Pathetic One-leg Bird who you feel guilty about killing until you meet its mum later
whatever that thing is that hatches from the big ass egg and chased me around
and the invisible dude who crushed me with the fucking road rollers
I have never been so afraid of enemies in any video game as I was of the hell spawn creatures in Pikmin 4
I need to get more epipens so I wrote myself a note and I thought I could simplify it to ‘e-pens’ except very time I see my hand I think it says e-penis…