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James: "What if we kiss?"

Regulus: "What if I stab you?"

James: "Even better!"

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Remus, giving first-years a dorm tour: "Welcome to the house."

Random first-year: "There's a person standing on your table."

Remus: "That's just Sirius. He likes to feel tall."

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James to Sirius: "I don't think we should jump to conclusions. I'm sure it was an accident and Reggie is very sorry for what he did. Isn't that right, Reggie?"

Regulus, being a little shit: "Oh no, that was no accident. It was very intentional and I don't regret it."

James:

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Remus: "It's not illegal."

Police officer staring into Remus's car trunk which is full of milk: "It's just....there's so much-"

Remus: "Yeah but it's not illegal."

Police officer:

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James: "I just tried making a reservation at the library."

Lily: "You don't need a reserv-"

James: "But I couldn't get one."

Remus, already knows what's coming: "Please shut up."

James: "It was fully...."

Marlene, softly: "Don't."

James: "Booked."

Remus, Lily and Marlene:

Sirius: *cackling*

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Teddy, trying to open a pickle jar: "FUCKING SHIT LID!"

Sirius: "I wonder where he got that from."

Remus: "The fucking fridge."

Sirius:

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Regulus: "I've been thinking of making our relationship public."

James: "We're supposed to be a secret?"

Regulus: "You've been telling people about us?"

James: "Well, we're not exactly that subtle."

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[After visiting an aquarium]

James and Sirius: *extremely disappointed*

Remus: "The fuck did you think a tigar shark was?"

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Regulus: "I like to read alone."

James: "I'll read it with you."

Regulus: "No, I said I want to read alone."

James: "I'll join you."

Regulus: "I WANT TO READ IT ALONE!"

James: "I WILL READ IT WITH YOU!"

Regulus: "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT ALONE MEANS?!"

James, screaming with his lungs: "BUT YOU AND I ARE ONE!"

Sirius, sitting on top of Remus: "Ew."

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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

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Remus: "I'm pretty sure you have no friends."

Regulus: "I have friends!"

Remus: "Name five."

Regulus: "I have four."

Remus:

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Regulus: "Are you sure you're fine?"

Barty: "Yeah, i- it's just these onions."

Regulus:

Barty:

Regulus: "Those are potatoes."

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[Young Black siblings]

Regulus: "What happens when you die?"

Sirius, being a good brother: "You go to heaven."

Regulus: "No like.."

Regulus: "Do I get your stuff?"

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Sirius: "Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?"

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Sirius: "Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship?"

Lily: "It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what."

Sirius: "I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to but I am not digging a hole in the ground."

Lily: "Why is that the one you won't do?"

Sirius: "Too much work. Sounds exhausting."

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Regulus: "What's with the napkin on the glass door?"

James: "Sirius keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help."

Sirius: "Oh, cool! A flying napkin."

Sirius: [walks into the glass door]

Remus, staring at James blankly: "I told you that this wouldn't work."

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Regulus: "I am a genius, an emotionless wizard who profiles people with my mind and cannot have any attachments-"

James, gently touching his arm: "Pretty boy."

Regulus, melting: "I love you and will do anything for you."

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