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Luke

*These are NOT my audios. All credits go to the actors who made them. Thank you!

luKE FUCKING MOANING???

LUCAS??????

LUKEY POOKEY AWH

Luke Has Really Missed You

Pussy Is Mine (luke moans)

u & lukey in the bathroom !!

HAAAALUEKKEKEK

Crazy In Love (50 Shades Of Grey) + Luke moans

SOFT MOANS BY YA BOI LUCAS

luke wanking on the bus

LUEK ?? *audio tut in desc*

YOU ASKED FOR THIS

Listen (luke)

leuk goin ham

Luke (alone on tour)

MORNINGS WITH LUKEY

Flawless (Luke moans)

JUST BE READY FOR LUKE MAN

WHIMPY LULU WATCHES PORN

luKE BEING DOMINANT (LISTEN ON SOUNDCLOUD)

Luek wants a BJ

don’t click lol (luke)

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Songs that remind me of Luke:

Miles Away- The Maine - he’s miles away 

A daydream away- All Time Low- I always think of Luke when I listen to this song I suppose it’s because he’s just a daydream away. 

Hell Nos And Headphones – Hailee Steinfeld- he has spoken about music been his escape and how he used headphone to zone out the busy school bus

As It Is- Dial Tones- I’m not really sure why with this song, but I suppose it’s because he’s changed and he’s made mistakes in his past but is moving on from them, everyone has things left unsaid even Luke.                                

Halsey- Young God- I just imagine driving round with Luke with this song playing, plus in my eyes he’s a young god.                                                       

Ever After – Marianas Trench-  Luke’s a perfect disaster, he;s my ever after.                                             

Play date- Melanie Martinez - I think about him everyday 

The anthem- Good Charlotte- How could I make a playlist about Luke and not mention Good Charlotte, this song is about not been like anybody else just like Luke is. 

Youth- Troye Sivan- this song has a live for now kinda feel to it just like Luke and Luke is living his youth right now and so am I. 

No idea- All Time Low- he takes my breath away 

Chasing cars- Snow Patrol- I don’t know how to say how I feel so I made a playlist. The boys covered this song and i’m still not over it.

Jack and Jack- Distance- he’s away a lot it must really put a strain on relationships, timezones are difficult I know that. 

What’s my age again- blink 182- he doesn’t always act his age 

Tear in my heart- TOP - the songs on the radio are okay but my taste in music is his face

A drop in the ocean- Ron Pope - one of m favourites of Luke’s covers, makes me cry

Superman- Joe Brooks- the song he said he’d sing to a girl, I felt it would be a shame to skip it.  Hoilday- Green day- the song he used to play on repeat on his guitar   

Waste The Night- 5 SOS- When talking about the writing of the song Zakk Cervini said, “Luke went in and laid down the chorus and it just clicked. It’s a really simple song, but it’s a different song for 5 Seconds of Summer. Luke is a really chilled, relaxed guy, and that song is similar [to him].”

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SORRY!!!!

Hey guys I know I've been inactive for sooo long but it's because I had to delete my tumblr cause my parents found it but I'm back!! Yay!!

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Muke moments in this:

1) Throughout the whole thing Michael wants him to stop recording, I guess even drunk Mikey knows not to say specific thinks on tape :-D

2) “You look nice” “thank you”

3) He keeps saying “Luke Luke Luke” in such a cuddly cute but clingy and needy way I ❤️ him so much

4) typical muke since I can’t remember what I was gonna say I’m gonna kick your ass Luke

5) Luke said “ily” omg it was so cute (sorry I’m fangirling) and after that they exchanged ily’s Michael says “no you don’t” and luke says “yes I do” tell me that’s not muke your lying

6) Luke said something about not wanting to get ‘kissy’ with him again

7) Luke was so eager to turn it off after they said bye. It could be one of two things: A) He was scared of Michael saying something stupid that they would regret ever recording in the first place or B) He was so fed up with him being so cuddly and cute he just wanted a kiss (or maybe more����)

If you catch anymore things I didn’t be sure to tell me in my ask or send me a message😊🤓

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Forgot to mention in my last post

Malum had b-day sex and Luke heard it and cried. He was all: Gif not mine

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Hai, Muke trash queen here basically and was wondering if you accept co-owners? Just curious lol

Well I never thought of it but I definitely will and dm you what I think

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As of 1/25/16 (gifs not mine)

at fetus times muke was not real but cake was see gif 1 but over time muke found out about their love for each other see gif 2 and when Luke started dating arzaylea to cover up the whole 'muke is real' thing. Michael got so mad at him (even though they weren't official) and the 'took a break' malum started dating and now malum is a thing see gif 3 and Luke all jelly about it cause larzaylea was never a serious thing

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New Blog

Muke is real and I wanna prove that with weird conspiracy theories.....so ya

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