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I live

#not dead yet

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT EPISODE THIS IS FROM ITS CRUCIAL

Into It™

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s1 ep 21 is the holy site (GET IT!?!!?) for all dianetti shippers

Season 1 episode 21 of B99

Of course, Rosa "I just forget stuff, like a cool person" Diaz remembered the name of a blanket, it belonged to her girlfriend.

And look at her proud little smile...

She recognizes and appreciates the efforts Gina has made to get Babylon back from Hitchcock and Scully <3 proud girlfriend moment

#it’s #it’s the holy site #because it’s Babylon #Laugh at my joke #I’m not even Christian I rlly hope that’s right—

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I am a gullible person it’s 9:30 PM and if it doesn’t work so be it

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hi TV doesn’t have enough bi disasters so here’s my nominations (characters who were HEAVILY HINTED AT BEING BI or I just want them to be)

#1 - Gina Linetti

because she IS

#2 Eleanor Shellstrop (!!)

really?? you’re telling me she isn’t??

#3 Jake Peralta!

just is

SPECIAL SPOT - Janet!

nothing in her protocol specifically bars it

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE, APOLOGIES

#gay #bisexual #headcanons #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #eleanor shellstrop #janet tgp #the good place #Tgp #sitcoms

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my greeting to my friends has now evolved (or devolved) into “women are hot” and my friends reactions are like AYYYYY WHATS UP not even phased im

#Shitpost #ngl this is kind of silly and or goofy

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I. I did the art thing again. Should i color this or no i have time to kill

#dianetti #rosa diaz x gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #shitpost #brooklyn nine nine #rosa diaz #b99 #gay #Art #doodles

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I may have done a thing (say one thing about my editing skills and i rip your organs out, I am on vacation and very jetlagged)

#dianetti #rosa diaz x gina linetti #gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #shitpost #brooklyn nine nine #rosa diaz #b99 #gay

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DONT CARE IF THIS IS OLD

side note bc basically all these Dianetti fan accs are dead might make one myself if anyone wants to collab with me on one shoot me a message

any rlly good dianetti fics please??

sure thing! we have an incredible writer (@peraltiagoisland) on this blog whose entire archive is worth checking out! 

what if we ruin it all, and we love like fools? - gina kisses rosa after they spend the night babysitting together but it doesn’t go to plan

but they were never you - post ‘you & i would’ve made a hot ass couple’ gina sets rosa up a bunch 

The Thought Of You - the au where you can hear each others’ thoughts!

i sat by while you were sleeping (praying so hard that you wouldn’t go) - rosa deals with the fallout of gina getting hit by that bus

oops we did it again - rosa and gina end up getting together after gina tells rosa charles is into her

as well as that, some of my faves are

and now none of you by alanabloom - the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind au

every day’s a school day by serenbex - au where the squad works at a primary school 

our backs tell stories (no books have the spine to carry) by commandmetobewell - cw here for drug use, mental illness, psychological trauma + gun violence

in another lifetime you & i would make a hot ass couple (gina linetti/rosa diaz oneshots) by avcngrrsFandoms - oneshots!

My Sweetest Downfall (I Loved You First) by kikitheslayer - rosa and gina own businesses across from each other + end up growing close

Feel Like I Could Be Driving You All Night, and I’d Find Your Lips in the Street Lights by kikitheslayer - roadtrip!!!!

the ao3 tag in general is filled with so much incredible content and there’s not that much so you could blow through most of it but these are the ones that come to mind!

- soph

#dianetti #rosa diaz #brooklyn nine nine

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DIANETTI FIRST MENTION TIMESTAMP 20:40 ISH

Stephanie talking about how Gina and Rosa have a flirtatious relationship :’)

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Rosa (threatening a perp): you better not fucking do that again or I’ll make sure you can’t walk for days—

Gina: make sure I can’t walk for days…

Rosa: Are you saying you want me to fracture your legs?

Gina: damn you’re that good in bed?

Rosa: what?

Gina: noootthhiiinnnggg.

#dianetti #rosa diaz x gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #shitpost #brooklyn nine nine #gay #b99 #rosa diaz #fanfiction #incorrect quotes

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Bold of you to assume she doesn’t just elaborately hire actors because she thinks it’s funny to see people think she’s a het

good evening i am still upset gina linetti isn’t a lesbian

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Into It™

#I know for sure they’re both switches #pretend I didn’t say that

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I don’t know if I’m hallucinating this but does 90 percent of the b99 community ship dianetti?? like 100 percent ship peraltiago (if you don’t I will murder you they are AMERICAS COUPLE) but I don’t think I’ve seen anyone not ship Dianetti (only leaving out 10 percent because some assholes hate gina)

#dianetti #rosa diaz x gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #shitpost #brooklyn nine nine #rosa diaz #fanfiction #b99 #gay

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mmmmm so heyyyy little dump here

I feel like Gina’s past should have been explored more. We get little hints like the fact that her dad isn’t around much due to divorce (vasectomy un-reversed??), her mom was always working, etc, but I feel like there needs to be more depth here.

personally i think based on very loose hints her dad left when she was young and she has minimal contact with him (I can very much see her having daddy issues, constant need for attention is a possible result of that) and her mom kept getting remarried or having new boyfriends etc, which A made her be slight resentful to her mom and B gave her a fear of commitment

but idk that’s just me might be projecting a lil

what do you think I’m curious

mic drop etc

#gina linetti spaghetti confetti #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #shitpost #b99 #SERIOUSLY I WANT TO KNOW

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reminder that these were under both chelsea and stephanie’s like posts (these are only the most recent)

#ugh I love them sm #rosa diaz x gina linetti #dianetti #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #shitpost #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #rosa diaz #fanfiction #gay

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Kaz IS my boy ……..

(I want to be him so bad)

UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE C

Kaz Brekker Propaganda:

whenever the book switches to his narration hes always going "haha.. im so cool and smart and cool and cunning.. no one can outsmart me mahahah..." and then you switch to literally any other character (well. mostly inej) and they're pointing at him and laughing. stupid ass motherfucker who's too smart for his own good

Eugenides Propaganda:

the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time

#he is my transition goal #except for the ugly ass haircut #bro needs help with that