myfuckinlife

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i had to fart so i got my sleeping bag out so i could fart in it and people wouldn't be bothered by the smell lol

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*an

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my circadian rhythm is dictated by one of those monkeys with the crashing cymbals

#why #yes i am awake again #the monkey just keeps slamming its cymbals at whatever pace it wants #there is no rhyme or reason #normal people have a njce rhythm but nooo #i get the fucked up monkey #dsps #insomniacs #mmm

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"damn guys I'm pregnant with a chair"

- one of my drink friends

#why

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pov: it's 2am and you're watching philza stream while crying over technoblade.

Technoblade never dies.

I really cannot explain in words how much I enjoyed Technoblade as a content creator and how I will forever cherish watching and rewatching his videos. Although I only knew him by name when I first started playing Minecraft, he later re-ignited a passion for an age-old game I remembered from childhood. Specifically his video about winning Minecraft Championship Tournament and donating the money, when I watched it I suddenly remembered my fascination with the game and its content creators. From there I began to discover many more creators, whom I still watch to this day, and started playing a game that set the foundation for the gaymer I am today. So many good times playing with my own friends too, from the bedwars team I played in (we were sweats but I could never be as good as Technoblade), to the PVP and Sumos I practiced on Hypixel (Technoblade asserting his right as the king of PVP over Dream as well as all the MCC's and Minecraft Mondays I watched and saw Technoblade be known and feared by other contestants), and even finding my old passion for building once again- though I'm much better at it now. Despite never having played Skyblock, I enjoyed his videos on it nonetheless and maybe one day I'll try it out for myself (my brother seems fascinated with Hypixel Skyblock, a bittersweet reminder).

I want to build something as a monument to this amazing creator that I enjoyed and will continue to enjoy forever.

He may just be seen as someone who played a video game and won some tournaments, but he did so much more than that for so many people. He deserves to be immortalised, and I hope he goes down in history for the legend he always was.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

#technoblade #why am i infordumping on my tumblr you ask #because i dont know where else to do it #im crying #but its okay #might go play minecraft soon heh #technoblade never dies #thank you

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spiritually i want the aesthetic of raspberry oat milk

#dont ask #tiktok

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why is my body not symmetrical

#i sound like that one kid from soul eatee #death the kid #high #all my thoughts are in their 80s funk era right now

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my limbs feel like they're echoing

#very funky feeling #every movement loops #maybe im just dizzy #also my eyeballs feel warm #evrything feels like its jelly limbs #wheee #i may be high hmmm #my body feels like its shifted forwards like im a lagging gane character

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do trees talk? or did they talk in the past but not anymore because they evolved not to?

#cause they look like faces #look theres an explanationfor this #i am high #my limbs fewl funky #why? #anyways

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how is Tumblr somehow considered better than Twitter now

#like #what? why? #how? why? #what is going on #maybe it was elon #who knows

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homosexual is my new favourite nickname for people

#why #idontfuckingknow #materialgworl #helpicalledsomeonehomosexualoninstinctandtheygotoffended

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eclairs are just long profiteroles

#no i dont take constructive critisism #i just ate a piece of ham shaped like texas #i hope the internet is happy #goodnight

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balls.

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why does everything go so wrong in one part of your life while its going so well in another?

#why #sobasicallyimetthisguy #ohno #ihavenolovelife #butthenmyacademics?shit #ughhh

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shoutout to that one old guy who taught me how to order beer/wine in sign language so i could order at the club if it was too loud while i was making his morning coffee that one time

#why #peakcoffeeshopworkexperience #itsactuallykindacooltho #sus #wine #beeriseasiertosign

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its a really good day today

its a really good temperature today- not too hot but not cold enough to be wearing a coat, but if you were wearing a coat, it would feel like a continually warm hug against your cold heart. its a little bit windy, but only enough to feel the wind in your hair and make you feel like a moviestar, not the kind of wind that feels like it could knock you over or that youd take off in it with the right umbrella.

and i may not be okay, but its a really good day

#why #I don’t actually know how to tag this #uh #it’s actually ok for once I guess? #positivity #maybe #we don’t know #it’s fine #I’m fine #:)

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why do periods exist? like simply why does the female body exist to suffer for itself and its offspring? its not worth it tbh

#why #periods #female problems #reproduction is such a fucking scam why didn’t we evolve to not have to do this #fucks sake