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I hate how glossed over it is that Jiraiya was just as much as a sexual predator as Orochimaru in regards to Naruto, and how Jiraiya is seen as a great god father when he didn’t do shit for Naruto!

Naruto has been abandoned, isolated, and hated his entire life. He will take any attention he can get – hence him vandalizing the Hokage mountain, being loud and disruptive, etc. because even bad attention it better than no attention at all. However, Naruto’s need to attention takes a turn for the worse because as a young child you notice what people like and what they don’t like and Naruto isn’t dumb, it’s not like he can’t tell that there are certain features that are more appealing. 

And that’s exactly why Naruto makes his Sexy no Jutsu because he recognizes that people (particularly men) react well to it, whether it be for distraction purposes or them having a nose bleed and fawning over him. He isn’t changing his entire physique just not to be recognized but also to get positive attention in the form of predatory behavior. Naruto was a child when he made this technique because he wanted positive attention. Like i just can’t wrap my head around how fucked up this shit is.

It also gets worse when Jiraiya gets in the picture. Jiraiya has not only abandoned his godson for 12-13 years (Sasuke take notes) in order to write porn but constantly encourages naruto to entertain this behavior. For example, when naruto does his sexy no jutsu for the first time in front of Jiraiya, Jiraiya ogles him and tells him to stay in that form if he wants to be trained. Let’s just remember that Naruto is a 13 year old who has not only changed his body to have a stereotypically female physique, but also appears 100% naked, and with pig tails which has the connotation of child-like innocence. Like this shit is terrifying!

Naruto, A CHILD, should not feel like he has to become a “sexy” woman to obtain positive attention. He should also not be told by a man IN HIS 50s to stay in that form for his own sexual pleasure like what the genuine FUCK????? So not only does Jiraiya exploit Naruto’s need for attention but also reinforces that behavior and line of thinking that “hey i can get what I want once i am seen as sexually attractive” WHICH NARUTO LEARNS AS A CHILD

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Uzumaki Naruto/Original Female Character(s), Uchiha Sasuke/Original Female Character(s), Haruno Sakura & Original Female Character(s), Nara Shikamaru/Original Female Character(s), Gaara (Naruto) & Original Female Character(s), Hyuuga Neji/Original Female Character(s), Rock Lee/Original Female Character(s), Inuzuka Kiba/Original Female Character(s), Hyuuga Hinata/Original Female Character(s), Aburame Shino/Original Female Character(s), Akimichi Chouji/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Original Female Character(s), Nara Shikamaru, Gaara (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Maito Gai | Might Guy, Hatake Kakashi, Lord Third, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata, Rock Lee, Tenten (Naruto), Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Akimichi Chouji, Yamanaka Ino, Orochimaru (Naruto), Jiraiya (Naruto), Tsunade (Naruto), Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Itachi, Tsuki Yukira, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Series Rewrite, naruto - Freeform, Naruto series rewrite, Romance, I’m really bad at describing fights, Shinobi, Pre-Shippuden era, Love, Tsuki Yukira - Freeform Summary: Yukira is the a descendant of the main branch of the Tsuki Clan. Her family is full off strong shinobi who are well respected in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. The Tsuki clan was loved throughout the village, ninja and citizens alike looked up to the family. That’s why no one hesitated to watch Yukira after the clan was slaughtered by Itachi Uchiha. 
It’s not done. In fact, it’s not even close to being done (I really only wrote the prologue), but give a try, you might like it, idk :)

#series rewrite #naruto #yikes #i did it #i'm really bad at summaries #but give it try #tell me how you like it #if you like it #naruto uzumaki #Sasuke Uchiha #Sakura Haruno

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I’ve been I love with Dylan O’Brien since 2010

Ever since this movie. I didn’t even know what live was but I was like: mama, that man right there. That’s my husband.

#dylan o'brien #i love him #whos with me

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Regarding my last post:

everyone is entitled to their opinion, sorry if I, like, offended anyone. I was just trying to cater to the side that has the same views as I do. I do understand your point @moonsuke , thank you for your input, but I personally believe that sasuke could’ve just talked to his teammates instead of leaving solely to get stronger to get revenge. Like, Sakura spoke to him before he left, she tried (although very poorly) to get him to stay, but he didn’t listen (didn’t care).

The plot line is great, don’t get me wrong, I love the character development of all of team 7 and how thing came together in the end. I just like to think how things would’ve been different if this happened or if this didn’t happen, you know? This wasn’t meant to be an argument or anything of the sort, I was just voicing my 3am thoughts :)

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Unpopular opinion but Sasuke doesn’t deserve Naruto.

Sasuke was just being a little bitch while Natuto literallllly fought tooth and nail to ‘save’ Sasuke.

Imagine how sasuke would feel if Naruto simply,,, gave up.

#unpopular thoughts #naruto #sasuke #SNS #narusasu

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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I want to write

I want to write a series rewrite of Naruto. I’m going to do it. 

I’ve started one, but didn’t like the direction it was going in so I deleted it. 

Now, I’m going to actually do it.

And you guys can read it, ya’know, if you want :)

#naruto #series rewrite #Sasuke #naruto universe #Sakura #Kakashi #team 7 #anime

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This...

This was sexy.

I mean... I was hype asf when this happened. Literally screaming in my bedroom, in tears!!!

Bonus

#naruto #pain #naruto shippuden #so hot #ive never been more in love #naruto fighting pain #my poor baby

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Okay, I have this strange obsession with the idea that sasuke actually ends up killing Naruto, but then feels like suuuuper bad about it...

So if someone wants to write that, that’d be cool:)

edit: AHAHAHAH wtfff i didn’t use emojis!!! HAhahHa

#SNS #narusasu #sasunaru #lol oops #naruto

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I just stayed up all night watching naruto and sasuke AMVs....

I don’t regret it.

#naruto #sasunaru #narusasu #i literally love them so much #naruto amv #SNS #should’ve been cannon

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ya’ll check out this sns fic i started writing so i’m inspired to write more thank you kisses xoxo

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I think we can all agree that Orochimaru is the prettiest in the naruto universe

(Stole this from @mewmeid) < follow them

#naruto #orochimaru #orochimaru is a daddy #hes honestly so pretty #but #prettier than neji? #nah

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Chapters: 1/9 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Hatake Kakashi Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Pining, Emotional Constipation, Denial, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Everyone Is Alive, Underage Smoking, Haruno Sakura Is So Done Summary:

Naruto Uzumaki is a high school senior. He is adamant on making memories with his classmates and having a good time—until he flunks his math exam. Faced with an ultimatum, he has to seek help from an unlikely source. He never expected Sasuke Uchiha to agree to tutor him, but life is full of surprises.

Eighteen days isn’t a long time, but sometimes it is just enough to get to know someone. But is it enough to turn your life (or even a bad grade) around?

heyyyy this is also my 10 000th post on tumblr! cheers