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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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WOW so i just got a uti from using a dildo for the first time and not realizing i should probably pee after like actual sex!!!!!! hate that!!!! and i have it now at the end of my fucking period so heres to waiting another fucking week or so before i can have sex again!!!!! im losing it im so mad at myself
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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You barely made a joke about us fucking, but I’m already feeling desperate for it
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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tell me about your fantasies so i can make them come true
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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leave hickies in places only we can see
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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So like can we fuck after we fuck …
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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Me, minding my own business:
My brain:
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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Yes I’m hypersexual No I don’t know how cumming feels like
We exists
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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i hate basically always being in the mood for sex, then when my bf isnt i just cant fathom...why?
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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my bf was taking a nap and i was drawing in the same room, our bed is behind the desk where i was drawing and apparently he fucking wakes up w/o me realizing and masturbates behind me silently and didnt tell me or like prompt me to come over cuz “i was drawing” LIKE THATS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME WTF IF ANYTHING IVE MADE CLEAR ITS HOW IMPORTANT SEX IS TO ME WHAT TFJDUHSJ IM SOBBING AND IM RLY UPSET ESP CUZ I DID WANNA HAVE SEX AFTER HE WOKE UP FUCK AND IK HES GONNA FUCKING GET ALL ANNOYED W/ ME ONCE HE REALIZES IM CRYING OVER THIS AND HE EVEN SAID NEXT TIME HE’LL LIE SO IM NOT LIKE THIS BUT WTF IM ALREADY PARANOID!!!!!!! DONT FUCKING JFHSJKFHGKJHGKJ LIE KLHKGHSJDGH i told him to not and he said ok but then he went out for food and im so sad FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUKCUFk HES GONNA BE UPSET W/ ME TOO AND GHKSDHGKJHGJSGLHSLKDGHKLDHJGSHJDGLLJHDGHSDG
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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The sexiest thing about me?
Everything hurts my feelings
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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me: I'm not hypersexual!! I just have a high sex drive!
*does not have sex for 2 days*
me: I feel like I'm going to EXPLODE if I don't get TOUCHED RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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none of this feels real
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What turns you on?
Attention
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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me @ my brain: LITERALLY STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX FOR 2 SECONDS SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP ITS NEARLY 3 AM, THANKS!!!!
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neversexpectedthis · 4 years
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Y'all ever just feel so sexually frustrated you start crying
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