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Naruto: I'm going to Ichiraku.

Naruto: Do you want anything?

Sakura, sobbing: I just want Sasuke to love me.

Naruto: Yeah, I got like, 12 dollars.

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Temari: Gaara, can you not say savage it makes me uncomfortable.

Kankuro: But can I say it?

Temari: No.

Gaara: Savage.

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Sakura: Kakashi Sensei, I’m sad

Kakashi, putting his arms around Sakura: Come here sweetie, it’s going to be okay

Naruto: Kakashi Sensei, I’m sad

Kakashi, nodding: Mood

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Tenten: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Neji: Can't relate.

Lee, from the back: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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six, ten, fourteen

six. which character has a personality most similar to your own?

yikes this is hard. Maybe Itachi ..? I'm sort of the member of my house that will make sacrifices before anyone else, and I kinda have been hiding my feelings for the passed six years ...

And coincidentally, I'm super overprotective of my little sister. I've basically been raising her since she was eight, since our mom is always working or disassociated. (This got really real I'm sorry!)

ten. where do your strengths lie? ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu?

I've actually thought about this one before! Definitely taijutsu. I would prefer to have more physical abilities, or rather 'catch these hands jutsu.'

Ever since I saw Rock Lee vs. Sasuke before the chunin exams I was sold on taijutsu being my favorite 💚

fourteen. which character would you be best friends with?

TENTEN!!! I love her sm! I love her attitude, and her motivation! Plus I'm a knife collector, so we'd have that in common. I can just imagine how cool it'd be to train with her while talking about how badass Lady Tsunade is!!

#thank you for the ask! 💚🍥 #asks

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five and thirty-seven for that ask meme!!

five. what animal would be your summoning?

not to be a Kakashi kin, but probably a dog of some sort. Maybe a dachshund 💚

thirty-seven. who would you want as your sensei?

Gai for sure!! I feel like I need a sensei who would be a good motivator, but also strict. He'd be perfect for that. Plus the other sensei's would have me acting up 👀 Luckily Gai reminds me of my dad so I won't have to worry about that lol

#thank you for the ask!! 💚🍥 #asks

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25 🍥

twenty-five. what is your clan like? are they notable shinobi or civilians?

Probably civilians lmao. My family never really amounted to much (this sounds insulting but it's true! Me included.) No one in my family wanted to be extraordinary, we're all just victims to the working class game.

But maybe in the Ninja-verse it'd be different? I'm not sure. My family sort of lacks motivation besides myself and my little sister lol.

I'll stick with civilians 😁

#thank you so much for the ask! 💚🍥 #asks

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i made a list of naruto related asks! i’m sure one already exists, but i’ve never seen any so!!!!!

one. what is your nindo— your ninja way?

two. what elemental chakra nature(s) would you have?

three. who is your favorite character?

four. which hidden village would you be from?

five. what animal would be your summoning?

six. which character has a personality most similar to your own?

seven. would you read icha icha? would you be into it?

eight. what would be your go to jutsu to use in battle? (you can make one up or use one that already exists!)

nine. would you be skilled at using any weapons?

ten. where do your strengths lie? ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu?

eleven. are you a sensory type?

twelve. would you have a kekkei genkai?

thirteen. which character do you look most like?

fourteen. which character would you be best friends with?

fifteen. which character would you be dating/want to date?

sixteen. which restaurant would you choose: ichiraku ramen, yakiniku q, or the dango shop?

seventeen. who would be the best teammates for you to form a well rounded team suitable for an s rank mission?

eighteen. would you take the chunin exams? would you pass or fail?

nineteen. are you interested in becoming a kage?

twenty. would you want to become a jonin sensei?

twenty-one. would you want to learn medical ninjutsu?

twenty-two. do you think you’d get along with naruto, or would you find him annoying?

twenty-three. would you be a shinobi who hides their emotions similar to someone like kakashi? or one who proudly displays their emotions like lee or gai?

twenty-four. who in the shinobi world would you look up to and admire and aspire to be like?

twenty-five. what is your clan like? are they notable shinobi or civilians?

twenty-six. would you leave the village and become a missing nin?

twenty-seven. would you join the akatsuki if you had the chance?

twenty-eight. would you be an enemy of the state or a loyal dog to the kage?

twenty-nine. if you could change anything about the series (big or small) what would it be?

thirty. what’s your favorite episode/chapter?

thirty-one. what do you love most about the series?

thirty-two. what do you hate most about the series?

thirty-three. boruto. yes or no?

thirty-four. when you’re not out on a mission, what would you most likely be doing in your free time?

thirty-five. how did you do in the academy? top of your class, average student, nearly failed, dropped out?

thirty-six. what would your infinite tsukuyomi dream be?

thirty-seven. who would you want as your sensei?

thirty-eight. would you be skilled enough to join anbu?

thirty-nine. which enemy would your most epic battle be against? would you win or lose?

forty. which character(s) would be your drinking buddy?

#feel free to ask #beware though I'm pretty shy 😳 #Not a quote #naruto #asks

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Happy birthday, bb 💜

#let's not think about the sad things that happened on this date #and instead let's think of the good things! #happy birthday naruto #Happy birthday #naruto #Naruto uzumaki #Naruto shippuden #Not a quote

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Naruto: I will now torture you!

Sasuke: kinky.

Naruto: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Sasuke: wait....

Naruto: you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others!

Sasuke: no.

Naruto: your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard!

Sasuke: *fighting back tears* I need a safeword!

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Ino: The moon is really beautiful tonight

Sai: Oddly enough, it really is

Shikamaru: *Whispering* Should we tell them that’s just a tortilla you threw at the window?

Choji: No...

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Kankuro: How stupid does Temari think we are?

Gaara:

Gaara: sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Sakura: There is only one thing worse than dying.

[tears paper off whiteboard to reveal “Sasuke” above “dying”]

Sakura: Boom.

Naruto: [gasps] Sasuke!

Sakura: No.

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Pein: You can't just use the excuse "I'm gay" whenever you make a bad decision.

Deidara: ...but I'm gay.

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my children @notnarutoquotes quote thing lol

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Naruto: you gotta be dunkin my donuts.

Sakura: you gotta be huttin my pizza.

Sasuke: you gotta be mackin my donalds.

Sai: wendy’s.

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Shino: I'm ambidextrous.

Kiba: That's wassup bro, love who you love.

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