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I saw the video posted by @isacoremeow of havik dancing and realized it kinda matched to who can it be now…

#mk #mortal kombat #mk havik #mk hotaru #havik #hotaru #I couldn’t tell you why it kinda fits because I didn’t change the speed or anything 😭

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I’ve been thinking of Kung Lao, not just MK1 but generally as a whole, and how he’s always pushed aside—number two. In some ways nothing is ever really his. Liu Kang, his best friend, becomes a god and goes onto to make a different timeline and stay there, and before that he got to be Earthrealm’s champion(in mk11 Liu Kang seemed like everything anyone EVER talked about with him). And of course it’s beyond that too: his name isn’t even his(“descendant of the great Kung Lao”), and his destiny and goals seemed to be based a lot on something predetermined for him, it’s a bit tragic.

#goddddd kung lao if only you weren’t constantly compared to people #your own family for God’s sake #first your great ancestor then your best friend #you wouldn’t need that faux persona #it’s soooo upsetting how despite all the bragging it’s obvious he doesn’t see himself as skilled as he should be compared to the rest #is this projection? #maybe #anyway back to your regularly scheduled tags #mk #mortal kombat #mk1 #kung lao #mk1 kung lao #mk11 kung lao #just kung lao #I wont count liu kang in this this isn’t about him(for once/funny) #mk11

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'Can 2 men not just be friends?'

Sure they can, infact it's rude to assume they're anything more than that if they're real-life people. Of course, just because it's rude doesn't mean your wrong but as my dad (and lots of other people I'm sure) likes to say, 'assuming makes an ass out of you and me'.

However if the 2 men in this situation are fictional then them just being friends is entirely up to interpretation.

A straight person might just see them as friends because it's content and we all like to see content that represents us -even if they already have abundances of it.

And a queer person might see them as potential lovers, both due to being more open-minded to something like that and because, as I previously said, people like to be represented.

Now I don't mean to say straight people aren't open minded because, fact is, your sexuality does not define how open you are to things. All I'm saying is a queer person is more likely to already be open-minded due to having to realise their sexuality is different from the perceived 'normal' and having to be accepting of it.

So in conclusion, yeah 2 guys can absolutely only be best pals but that might just be how only you see it, and maybe there's something you need to look deeper into if you're getting upset at people interpreting the relationship of 2 fictional guys as romantic.

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Nick drives me fucking crazy because the first chapter was literally just “Gatsby’s not like other girls :(“ STOP SUCKING HIS DICK HES IN LOVE WITH YOUR COUSIN!!!! HES DOWN SO BAD ITS PATHETIC!!! Nick stop being a funky gay dude challenge IMPOSSIBLE.

#he’s weird and always lost tho so I mean kinda real #but me writing this gay book about a man and publishing my yearning out into the world? #couldn’t be me #anyway back to your regularly scheduled tags #the great gatsby #tgg #nick carraway #the great gatsby nick #jay gatsby #daisy buchanan #??? #idk if she counts but she can be here #natsby #natsby’s great but consider…one sided natsby #HA who am I kidding that’s practically canon L #(I’m gonna sit in a corner and cry now thinking about how Nick went to Jay’s funeral and not Daisy #and soak all my tears out like a sponge before letting them all out again) #:3

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Do it...

I DARE YOU!!

i wish he was real akdhdhksgs❤

( It's funny how El Cool P was inspired by famous rapper LL Cool J xP)

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I like my men how I like my women.

That’s it, that’s the post.

#idk #gender #gender stuff ig

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Ty mortal kombat for feeding my Subscorp shipper heart after the mess that was MK1

#mortal kombat onslaught #mk #mortal kombat #subscorp #mk sub zero #sub zero #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #kuai liang #kuaihanzo #love you mk1 but god did you kill me with making Kuai scorpion 😭 #HOW COULD YOUUU #had to find solace in a mobile game #anyway they’re so silly #‘just as she said they’d be’ there’s subscorp shippers in universe guys it’s canon

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Let’s not lie, Fujin looks fine af in mortal kombat onslaught and it’s a crime I see no art of him like this. LIKE DAMN about to make me have cartoon hearts in my eyes and make my tongue drop like it’s a carpet

#GUYS HES SHIRTLESS #YOU CAN SEE THE TATA #HAHAHA I MEAN TATS #BUT YOU CAN SEE HIS TITS TOO #and his hair loose…oh boy #long hair suits him and even if it’s a bit short here #at least it’s still LONG yk? not that weird ahit in mk11 with the one skin #never forget that one skin #aNYWAY he’s hot send tweet #mk #mortal kombat onslaught #mortal kombat #mk fujin #fujin

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AW ITS SO CUTE SHES TRYING TO PROTECT HIM SHSHSHSHHS THEYRE SO FOUND FAMILY AAAAAA

I love frost

#mk #mortal kombat #mortal kombat onslaught #onslaught #mk frost #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #mk sub zero #sub zero #subscorp #sorta #the way I see it it’s frost trying to prevent hanzo from seeing his bf/silly #(for good reason too)

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please consider how you engage with aaron bushnell's death. you may react to it as you will, but it's crucial to remember that his death was specifically a call to action. it was not meant solely to shock but to draw attention to a vast moral hypocrisy: that to many, a soldier dying in a campaign backed by the U.S. government is noble, even if the soldier kills innocents to do so, even if the cause is morally bankrupt--but this? this is insanity. a man taking his own life, on his own terms, in an attempt to help others while hurting nobody else, is somehow less rational and more horrifying than the mass killing of civilians.

of course aaron's death was horrific. but as he said beforehand, it is realistically no more horrific than what's happening in gaza. if we can't stomach this, then why can we stomach children being bombed? thousands being starved? for all that self immolation is, it brings death in a matter of minutes. it is a fraction of the amount of pain, fear, and grief that people in gaza are experiencing. it's just that we are able to quantify it. and this tiny, quantifiable sliver of horror is still so unbelievably awful. how can anyone bear to think about anything else when this horror is happening a millionfold in palestine? this is the question aaron bushnell was asking. and he wanted you to face it, head-on, watching him burn to death.

I've been seeing people make fanart. minimalist graphics to sell on t-shirts. to commodify his death, to mythologize it not a day afterwards, is not only in poor taste but a hindrance to his message. the answer is not commodification, nor is it defeatism, nor is it rejoicing in his death. if you want to honor aaron's legacy, take action. channel your horror and your outrage into making a material change. this wasn't about him. this was about palestine. remember that it was always about palestine.

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Nothing like the relationship between two men starting a business together

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #henry emily #breaking bad #gus fring #gustavo fring #max arciniega #gusmax #also uh maybe #helliam #??? sorta #ig yeah #willry #also shoutout to those two bitches from the Walten files #fucking uhhhh #felix kranken #jack walten #I think those are their names #men running companies together can never be normal #it’s like the ao3 author curse but worse

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Here to say that MK Mobile putting Tanya and Mileena as the challenge characters for Valentine’s Day wasn’t very subtle

#mk #mortal kombat #MK mobile #mortal kombat mobile #mk Tanya #mk mileena #taleena #tanya x mileena #mileena x tanya #it’s all okay thought because I love those lesbians :)

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Or even Ben Aldridge tbh

REJECT JARED LETO AS PAUL! Reject tradition! Jared’s an ass honestly, and even though I love him as Paul, I say there’s something better.

Consider the musical, CONSIDER!!!

Consider Drew Moerlein, that’s all I gotta say.

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REJECT JARED LETO AS PAUL! Reject tradition! Jared’s an ass honestly, and even though I love him as Paul, I say there’s something better.

Consider the musical, CONSIDER!!!

Consider Drew Moerlein, that’s all I gotta say.

#GOD JUST LOOK AT HIM #he’s perfect in like every way for Paul #can you tell I’m obsessing over the musical can you can you #american psycho #paul allen #paul owen #american psycho the musical #a little shippy over here(sorry) but imagine #if THIS fine ass man also had the better card AND the better account to manage #id be jealous too #but honestly this gave me a new perspective #like if I was Patrick id be jealous but I wouldn’t be able to tell if I wanted to be him #(or be in him 👀) #AHEM AHEM ANYWAY #:3

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Ah, yes. The two genders: cat and dog.

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Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.

#american psycho #patrick bateman #patrick constantly gives me secondhand embarrassment I swear #I can’t take him seriously #neither can any of his ‘friends’ #they all think he’s pathetic 😭 #wet ass cat of a man #I constantly wanna strangle him but it flip flops from coming out of a source of anger and a source of pity #like bro let me take out of your misery #anyway he’s crazy and drives ME crazy/neg #book is still funny though I love it