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the fucking disrespect is uncalled for, amtrak-official. first you hate on the t and now the entire state of new hampshire? got something against new england? unbelievable.

(though I do want amtrak in nh please give us a line that goes up 93, nh. it would be so cool and helpful and so good for tourism.)

@amtrak-official

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the first issue of the comic I wrote is finally out! go read it! the art is really good!

Our greatest fear is being recognized at the grocery store.

Nat and Reed Have Got This #1 is out now!

Nat and Reed are back in their small northern New Hampshire hometown of Greenwood, and it's time to head into town to go grocery shopping. There's no way they're letting themselves get recognized in the grocery store and go through small talk, but... there might be something more to worry about.

Read it at natandreed.lyons.link!

#finally fiction set in new hampshire #comics #indie comics #original comic #web comic #nat and reed have got this #nat and reed

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you know what bothers me most about the public domain property to horror movie/game pipeline?

it's all entirely creatively bankrupt. wow, you took a beloved, iconic children's character and made them a killer! oh, you made them into an eldritch monster! daring today, aren't we! here's your press coverage and your profit for doing such a good job at doing fucking nothing.

#this post brought to you by me still being angry about blood and honey #actually go fuck yourself if your first thought is “ooh let's make mickey mouse a murderer!” #one day I'll make a sweet and earnest winnie the pooh game #pooh deserves something good #public domain

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fuck it, transit card tier list

you can make one here:

#fully biased to boston because charlie is the goat #but holy shit the mexico city card rips #the metrocard is mid don't @ me #san diego austin st louis and grand rapids were all surprise bangers #public transit #transit #public transportation #transit cards

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Tap Card (L.A) / Clipper Card (Bay Area) / Ventra Card (Chicago) / MetroCard (NYC)

#actually trying to collect all of these #plus septa #already have clipper and metrocard #and the GOAT charlie #next up is ventra and then orca #public transit

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Re-learning a game engine has reminded me how much I hate video tutorials.

Put an article in front of me! Show me a .PDF I can download! Hell, give me a notepad file!

Please don't give me a ten minute video I have to scrub through in order to find where the relevant info might be hiding... 💀

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my mystery-solving storytelling RPG Case Files is now only 4 bucks!

featuring...

the Suggestions mechanic, allowing the entire table to help make bad rolls worse (and give you a chance to come back from them!)

9 character backgrounds to build out your abilities!

15 specialties to customize what your investigator is best at!

a full one-shot mystery that's ready to run and play, A Story Told in Bullet Holes!

fantastic art by my friend Michael Willner!

in fact, here's some of my favorite art he did for the book: portraits for the Reporter, Scammer, Thief, and Officer backgrounds!

grab the award-winning (really!) TTRPG for just four bucks on itch!

#ttrpg #ttrpgs #indie rpg #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop #mystery rpg #indie games #case files #this is a 10 dollar game for just 4 dollars! wow! #the keyword in saying “some of my favorite art” is some #because if I shared all of my favorite art in the book it'd be everything

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>looking at hardback graphic novels >ask the hardback graphic novel if it’s print layout or frankenstein’d webtoon layout >it doesn’t understand >pull out scott mccloud’s reinventing comics to explain what is print layout and what is webtoon layout >”it’s a good graphic novel ma’am” >open it up >it’s webtoon layout

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watching Spider-Man 2 and Homecoming back to back has made me realize why I hate tony stark so much in the MCU spider-man movies: peter has almost zero fucking agency because tony takes it all.

in Spider-Man 2, when peter hangs up the suit, he does it on his own. his time as peter parker and not spider-man is his choice. it's all his arc, and he drives it.

poor MCU peter has his dumbass stark suit taken away by war profiteer mcgee. zero choice in the matter, not able to learn from his mistakes as much he's being taught about them. which he kinda isn't? it doesn't feel like there's an arc about responsibility happening there, despite feeling similar in events to Spider-Man 2 and tony's whole lecture about messing up. anyway.

tony stark takes peter's agency away left and right-- him pulling peter into a fight between the avengers at 14, him taking the suit, the suit in general, hell, all of Far From Home happens because tony ends up putting his fuck ups on peter. man takes peter's agency even after he's dead.

tl;dr, I'm glad that tony stark guy is dead. long live peter parker.

#spider-man #spiderman #peter parker #fuck tony stark #peter better get up to some real friendly neighborhood spider-man stuff in the next one #if I hear tony stark mentioned I'm gonna lose it #anyway this might not be an original thought but its the first time I've had it

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no matter how good the scott pilgrim show is, the most perfect version of the story will always be the comics.

...because sex bob-omb is only going to be slightly bad in the comics where you don't have to hear the music

#the show does look fucking incredible though #and threshold will always be a banger #but sex bob-omb is canonically not very good #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #sex bob omb

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one-one coming up with car ideas

Send in your crazy ideas for new train cars on Amtrak, we have the Cafe car and the observation car which are cool but rather bland, I want something new and something stunning.

#infinity train

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KARKAT GOES TO A CONVENTION'S FINALE IS HERE !

watch it now !!! https://mspfa.com/?s=27317&p=1983

#its so good #man i love kgtac #anyone who likes homestuck should read it #mspfa #kgtac

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did you read epilogue for humanity?

no?

well you should! it's my 17776-inspired story about climate change, choices, and time. click here to give it a read!

but if you already have, this post is for you.

do you want to find the secret ending? well you're in luck. I just need you to do one thing: cheat.

epilogue for humanity is all about making a choice. you get to pick one timeline and read what the zero and one from that timeline say, and that's it. only way to go back is by starting all over.

but what if you cheated the system?

you can only do this on desktop, or maybe if you have a really cool mobile browser that lets you do shenanigans like open developer tools.

first method is inspect element. simply select a chapter button you haven't read, inspect element, and activate the button by deleting the disabled="" on the button. read through every chapter like this in one save.

second, faster method is cookies. I save each chapter you've read in your cookies, so once again, inspect element to get to developer tools, and open up storage (or whatever it's labeled in your browser). find cookies, and change the value of chapters to the following text:

2a,2b,2c,3a,3b,3c,4,4s

once you've done either of those, read to chapter 4, and congrats! you've cheated time. enjoy the secret ending!

oh, and thanks for reading epilogue!

#epilogue for humanity #17776 #17776 football #my writing #enjoy the secret ending cheaters! #holy shit the response to epilogue has been so lovely thank you to everyone who's read it

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The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!

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this is a much needed ken niimura appreciation post

from I Kill Giants, written by Joe Kelly:

from Henshin, written by Ken himself:

from Immortal Sergeant, written by Joe Kelly and currently running! go read this comic! it's so good!:

I also recommend checking out I Kill Giants, which almost made me cry (and absolutely would have if I wasn't reading it at christmas)! and Henshin, which was also incredible (and probably needs a content warning for various very heavy topics!).

#comics #comic books #ken niimura #henshin #immortal sergeant #i kill giants #image comics #why is there nothing in the immortal sergeant tag this comic is great #everyone go read immortal sergeant and i kill giants