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made a bnha amv (endhawks) and this seemed like the most relevant sideblog i have to post it to tumblr!

Song: Mitski - Geyser

CW: mild flashing, abuse + violence

#wow that was awesome #endhawks #endeavor #enji todoroki #mha hawks

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#endhawks

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Who wants to fuck a capybara??? 🤣🤣🤣

#principal nezu

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Endeavor: I’m intimidating and powerful, I’m not supposed to be pretty.

Hawks: Unfortunately, nature gave you pouty lips and turquoise eyes with literal built-in eyeliner, tough guy. Smile for the camera, cutie!

Endeavor: FUCK.

#endhawks #enji todoroki #endeavor #mha hawks #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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Dabi: Hey Endeavor. Fired up to see me?

Endeavor: What the fuck?

All for One: Endeavor, you can have him back, I’m done with his bullshit.

Endeavor: Nope, you wanted him, you deal with him.

All for One: He burns everything in my house!!

Endeavor: Yeah, you picked him up from Sekoto peak, did that not clue you in?

All for One: He has a terrible sense of humor!

Endeavor: That comes with being a Todoroki.

All for One: He seduced my successor!

Endeavor: That also comes with being a Todoroki!

All for One: He stole fifteen nomus!

Endeavor: Don’t leave the goods out and complain they get stolen!

All for One: Everyone’s complaining about him!!

Endeavor: No one’s complaining about my other children, so it’s on you!!

Dabi: Can you guys stand closer together so you can both fit into the frame? I’m filming this for my therapist.

#dabi #touya todoroki #enji todoroki #endeavor #all for one #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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saw This Post and the first thing that came to mind is "the children yearn for MHA"

#touya he does love you baby

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Fuyumi: Normally you’re supposed to be careful with creepy guys. Not me though. I just give them my full name and address.

Fuyumi: Go ahead, show up. Make my dad’s day.

#fuyumi todoroki #enji todoroki #endeavor #todofam #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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Fuyumi: So why are you grounded?

Natsuo: Well you know how I’m growing up and you said my voice sounded like Dad’s?

Fuyumi: Yeah?

Natsuo: I decided to play a prank and yell “SHOUTOOOO” every so often, and it took Dad and Shouto eight times of Shouto coming to find him to figure out what happened.

Enji: No, Natsuo, that’s not why you’re grounded. The reason is that after all this, you went outside and yelled “Prominence Burn,” and the police had to evacuate the whole neighborhood.

Fuyumi: Natsuo!

Enji: HOW is my son worse than Present Mic?!

#todofam #natsuo todoroki #fuyumi todoroki #shouto todoroki #enji todoroki #endeavor #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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All for One: You will never be All Might!

Endeavor: You will never be Yoichi.

All for One: What the fuck?! How do you even- Shut up, Endeavor!

All Might and Deku, in the background: 🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

#all for one #enji todoroki #endeavor #all might #deku #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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Enji: Sometimes I have this dream that Rei and the kids are having dinner, and they’re so happy, but I’m not with them.

Hawks: That’s because in that moment, you’re having dinner with me, and I’m very happy.

Enji: Oh my god, Hawks 🥹

#endhawks #endeavor #enji todoroki #mha hawks #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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Endeavor’s is “I Am Here, Start Shitting Your Pants”

Best Jeanist: What would the title of your memoir be?

Hawks: I Was A Teenage Assassin

Mirko: Badass Bunny: The Memoir

Best Jeanist: Blue Jean Dynasty, that’s what I would go with.

Endeavor: I’m sorry, can we circle back to Hawks for a second?!?!

#endeavor #enji todoroki #mha hawks #best jeanist #mirko

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And then Endhawks actually fuck, and each of them thinks the other initiated it 🤣

Enji: Why does your generation have so many acronyms?

Shoto, an absolute menace: It’s convenient. For example, ‘DTF?’ means ‘down to fight?’ So you don’t have to write it all out when you need backup. Watch, if you text it to Hawks, I bet he’ll come right away.

Enji: Really???

Mirko, texting Enji: What the hell did you just send Hawks? He read it and immediately jumped out a window.

Enji: Wow, it actually works.

Shoto: Mhmmm

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How are people passing on Best Jeanist and smashing Overhaul? That’s like refusing Olaplex and using DevaCurl 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Shouto: My dad is the worst dad in the world!

Deku: Oh really, at least he’s here!

Hawks: Really? YOUR dad is the worst?

Eri: Am I a joke to you?

Shigaraki: I would like a word for BOTH my dads!

Shouto: Okay, yeah, I have to admit, in this ranking, he is not number one.

#enji todoroki #endeavor #shouto todoroki #deku #mha hawks #shigaraki #mha eri #mha #bnha #my hero academia #mha chats #boku no hero academia

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The fuck are yall passing?!

#best jeanist

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Deku: Shouto is so lucky. I wish my mom also worked with me.

Bakugou: (silently points to Endeavor and Shouto)

Shouto: When are you going to let me join high-profile missions?!

Endeavor: When are you going to clean your room?! It looks like Kamino Ward!

Shouto: Shut up, Dad, we’re at work!

Endeavor: How can I trust you with a dangerous mission when you’re still dropping off your laundry at home and expecting me to do it?! You don’t even sort it by color!

Shouto: GodDAMNIT DAD NOT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS

Deku: Okay, yeah, I see your point.

#deku #katsuki bakugou #shouto todoroki #enji todoroki #endeavor #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha chats

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#gorgeous enji you’re so gorgeous #enji todoroki #endeavor