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I love that no matter the Fandom, the genre of fiction, or even ships...Noone fucks around with the IRS.

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Nox noir was what made me come to adore "sadistic Flug" btw. GOOD fic, albeit hella dark towards the end. The entire fic cracks me up though, because the running theme is:

“We need to work on our relationship!” *shoots somebody* “And that means communication!” *tortures an innocent hero strapped to the table and Black Hat gets horny from it* “And developing respect and empathy!” *Black Hat murders a whole crowd of bystanders.* “If we work together, we can heal from our past abuse and form a healthy bond!” *Continues to sell products of evil from Black Hat Organization that leads to the death of many*

I love that no matter the Fandom, the genre of fiction, or even ships...Noone fucks around with the IRS.

#tbh it's why I made Flug “tax abiding” too lmao

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I have "Flug is a tax abiding citizen" in my tags XD

I love that no matter the Fandom, the genre of fiction, or even ships...Noone fucks around with the IRS.

#black hat would and you know it #i know you read nox noir and its mini sequel #black hat only did taxes because of Flug but he avoided it for DECADES

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Let's say he's singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to the blue-eyed human of your choice.

Heavily referenced from a Super Mario RPG cutscene, but damn if I'm not proud of it :)

#blue-eyed human of your choice hellll yeag #multi ship time #he's trying to rizz up all available humans in the hopes of landing one #like a bird #super mario bros #bowser #bowsario #bowuigi #powser #sketch #not my art

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HAHA YES

Thank you for making EXACTLY what we all wanted out of this song

Aaaaaand it’s done! 🎶HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME🎶 bowuigi animatic

#Bowuigi #art #not my art #jack black cover of hit me baby one more time #bowser and luigi #bowser #mario movie #mario bros #mario #super mario #animation #animatic #animated #Jack black #funny #princess peach #mareach #hit me baby one more time

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I was listening to EPIC: the musical, and I love how the Odyssey just sounds like a DnD campaign.

Player A: "What's in the bag?"

Player who plays Odysseus: "The storm. Don't open it"

DM: "Player A, B, and C, roll a wisdom saving throw"

ABC: *all roll under a 10*

DM: "you guys REALLY want to open the bag"

~Later~

Odysseus: "If I stay awake, they can't open it"

DM: "ok. roll constitution"

Odysseus: *rolls a 16*

DM: "you stay awake... today"

~days pass in DnD~

DM: "roll constitution with disadvantage because you've been awake too long"

Odysseus: *rolls a 5 and a 2*

DM: "guys, your captain is asleep. That bag looks REALLY tempting right now"

#dnd #Odysseus #the odyssey #epic: the musical

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This same fucker just purposefully found my ao3 account to mess with me. 3 notes and I'll dox *his* ass

Me (to my dnd group): I got my first hate comment on my story. How do I respond?

Friend: dox their home address

Me: I'm not doing that

Friend: give me their username, I'll do it

Me: no.

#It wouldn't be so bad if it was just my villainous fic on there #but now that there's OTHER FANDOMS he actually has dirt on me #im gonna MURDER HIM ISTG

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self-indulgent silly comic where the crew has to play in a football match with otherworldly eldritch demons or something. BH is very drunk and Flug's tech doesn't work in the nightmare dimension so this happens

#im cackling #not my art #demencia #505 #black hat #dr flug #villainous #villainous hbo max #dr kenning flugslys #dr flugslys #black hat organization

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Me (to my dnd group): I got my first hate comment on my story. How do I respond?

Friend: dox their home address

Me: I'm not doing that

Friend: give me their username, I'll do it

Me: no.

#it wasn’t that bad of a hate comment tbh #reader was venting frustration #but my friend's response killed me 😭🤣 #i won't give him - or anyone - the username don't worry

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My biggest gripe of the movie was that they put Kamek in the dress for the practice-proposal and not Luigi

But godDAMN you opened my eyes XD

so evil of illumination to rob us from a luigi revolution subplot

ft bonus interaction:

#no this would be a fantastic B plot #yet again praying that the sequel movie is Luigi-centric #Luigi’s mansion movie when???? #read ops tags they’re great #mario Movie Spoilers #nintendo #super mario Bros Movie #super mario #luigi fanart #luigi brain rot

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Mamma mia!

#not my art #portal 2 #glados #luigi #luigi fanart #the super mario bros

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mario went on a fun colourful adventure while luigi gets sent to hell or something i dunno

but hey atleast he meets a sexy turtle dragon man that touches his face in a very homosexual way

#thats it that's the B plot of the smb movie #perfect summary #mario movie #super mario movie #super mario bros #nintendo #luigi #luigi nintendo #luigi fanart #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #not my art

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I love being into a series where the main character is a chubby, strong man :]

Important: Those are battle scars from past adventures

#mario #super mario #super mario bros #the super mario bros movie #not my art

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"Hit me baby one more time!" 🎵

#my art #art #luigi mario #luigi fanart #bowser x luigi #bowigi #bowuigi #the super mario brothers #super mario bros #jack black

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I have sketches for exactly this, actually

Could some one animate Bowser singing hit me baby one more time.

please Jack blacks cover is amazing and i think it would be Awesome!

#my art #bowser #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #Bowser x anyone #bowser x peach #jack black cover of hit me baby one more time #Music #luigi fanart

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Mario Bros (mostly Luigi) sketch dump

#my art #art #luigi mario #the super mario brothers #super mario bros #mario brothers #luigi and mario #mario and luigi #fanart

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@zootopiathingz

#i probably reblogged this one already somewhere but its hilarious so ill do it again #not my art #luigi mario #mario mario #the super mario brothers #mario #luigi #fanart