politics-notmything

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jk, jk. just wanted to pop in and say hi 

happy holidays 🤠

#she's gone again guys #see you in another 365 days #parrlyn #six the musical

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Parr: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Boleyn: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

#anne boleyn #Catherine Parr #parrlyn #parrleyn #six the musical #six #six queens #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #six the musical incorrect quotes

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Boleyn: We have a problem.

Parr: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#parrlyn #anne boleyn #Catherine Parr #Anne Boleyn x Catherine Parr #six the musical #six #six queens #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #six the musical incorrect quotes #parrleyn

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miss me? 

#six the musical #parrlyn

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karma 👉😇👈

this u? 

really? how many times do I have to block u?! 

look, i knew u were low and desperate for attention but I didn’t know you were this desperate. Just keep doing what you’re doing though, cos its working. 

#angel anon #six the musical #I hate drama #but this is just mean rn

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okay people who hate me, which one of u manifested my mum to get breast cancer /srs

#i wish this was a joke

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Parr: How would you describe yourself?

Boleyn: Verbally, but I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance piece.

#anne boleyn #Catherine Parr #parrlyn #parrleyn #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #incorrect six the musical quotes #incorrect musical quotes #six the musical #six #Anne Boleyn x Catherine Parr

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Parr: No, no, absolutely not! It's unethical, it's immoral, it may as well be illegal. I'll have no part in it.

Cleves:

Howard:

Boleyn: :)

Parr: Okay, I'll do it.

#anne boleyn #Catherine Parr #anna of cleves #Katherine Howard #parrlyn #parrlyn if you squint #parrleyn #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #incorrect six the musical quotes #six the musical #six #incorrect musical quotes

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Boleyn: I bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

Parr: No matter how many times you compliment me I’m not making your bed

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Parr: Annie, you are the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.

Boleyn, gasping loudly: Let's get divorced!

#parrlyn #anne boleyn #Catherine Parr #Anne Boleyn x Catherine Parr #parrleyn #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #incorrect six the musical quotes #incorrect musical quotes #six the musical #six

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Boleyn: No, Jane, I don't drink to cope with the fact I have no discernible direction in life.

Boleyn: Nor do I drink because I stare into the pitiful mortal existence that is my life.

Boleyn: Shouting for answers only to be greeted with hollowing silence.

Boleyn: I drink... because it's fun.

#anne boleyn #six the musical #six #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #six incorrect quotes #incorrect six the musical quotes #incorrect musical quotes

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tw, talk of sexual assault & harassment

hi six fandom - i love ya to bits but can we maybe not glorify Anne, Katherine, Cathy (or any of the queens) getting sexually harassed or assaulted?

i’m not trying to gatekeep or criticise anything. if you wanna write or read fics like that then no one can stop you...

but please don’t use a situation like that to form any type of Parrlyn/Katanna/Aralyn comfort au.

obviously, there has been a lot of #notallmenbutallwomen rise on twitter and it’s fantastic that this is getting recognised in media HOWEVER, it is not a nice thing to experience.

and writers using situations like that to write Comfort or angst fics doesn’t sit right with me. unless it’s for educational purposes or a release. (if u get what i’m saying)

i hope you understand where i’m coming from? like i said, we/i cannot stop you from reading and writing stuff but please don’t glorify it. it is not pretty, it is not romantic, it is extremely uncomfortable, lonely, upsetting and makes you feel like shit afterwards. and unless you are one hell of a writer which 16/17/18 year olds aren’t (no offence) then please try and refrain from writing it.

one more thing: it is not a way for a so/partner to swoop in and save you. this is fact. as much as i love a good comfort au, real life isn’t like that because most of the time they don’t even know and you feel so grossed out that you can’t even admit/tell your closest friend never mind someone you are supposed to be loyal too.

even if you decline someone’s offences you often can’t do anything about it and end up feeling like you betrayed your partner afterwards even though the situation can’t be helped.

just... don’t glorify it because in reality? it sucks more than words can say.

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Boleyn: I have a hard time choosing presents for Cathy What do you get a woman who already has everything?

Boleyn: And by everything, I mean me.

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Parr: Remember the time when condoms were a suggestion?

Boleyn, to Elizabeth and Mae: They're not a suggestion. Use condoms.

Parr: They really suck if you're not a lesbian.

Boleyn: Everyone knows condoms suck. But you know what sucks more? Syphilis! And kids!

Parr: There's an easy cure for syphilis.

Boleyn: But not for kids.

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Parr: If you're going to give grapes to a baby, make sure you cut them in half first.

Boleyn, visibly confused: Wait...

Parr: The grapes, Annie. Not the child.

Boleyn: Oh thank god.

#anne boleyn #catherine parr #anne boleyn x catherine parr #parrlyn #parrleyn #six incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect six #incorrect six the musical quotes #incorrect musical quotes #six the musical #six

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Boleyn: I'm the responsible queen.

Parr: You JUST broke a lamp I SAW you.

Boleyn: And I took the responsibility for it!

#same Anne #Anne Boleyn #catherine parr #parrlyn #parrleyn #anne boleyn x catherine parr #six the musical #six #six incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect six #incorrect six the musical quotes #incorrect musical quotes #anne boleyn

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Cleves: Why is Anne so upset?

Parr: she saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Boleyn: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY

Cleves: please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say

Boleyn: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH

Cleves: NO NOT THAT

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