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youse guys hear about infinity war? i hear it's coming out soon

#marvel #marvel is so cool guys #cant wait to see tony stark live :D #my favorite character is vision!

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i don't actually miss love

i miss the little bonus checks it would place with me

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i'm making challah and watching video essays, my days watching old james bond movies and my dogs are licking the oil off my hands

#they are RAVENOUS #pretty little liars #mikes mic #challah

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i would love to be a silly lil guy but today i've gotta forage for food!

#sorry babe. cant be silly #gotta harvest the berries #trans man #hunting and gathering

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MY TWO SILLY GOOFY GUYS. THE TWO OF 'EM!!! THATS WHY HES RICH!!!

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

#beniot blanc #scooby doo #fred rogers

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mike's mic has ruined me. allison dilaurentis and gossip girl rich kids have rotted my brain

#mike's mic #gossip girl #pretty little liars #i've started saying shit in his accent #save me from rewatching everything AGAIN

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after my fifth to seventh rewatch of the last puppet history season i think i know which one was my favorite

#puppet history #watcher #puppet history finale

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i wish i could explain what being told "you have pretty eyes!" by a lady with an accent feels like

#i'm standing there as a tired barista with the most exhausted look on my face #and she goes 'oh you have pretty eyes!' #i'm gonna fucking cry

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i was about to post something from my notes app then i reminded myself no one knows why at the end of verbose poetry there's the words "fuck george weasley"

#it was about self loathing #and getting over a breakup #big right at the end there i lost my mind and ruined it #i still stand by it though #fuck him! #transmasc #heartbreak

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nothing compares to walking through an exhibit and snapping the best photo of your life lmao

#as an award winning photographer #hot trans guys

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2022 was my year to be a teenager jfc

#big relationship moments #i'm the only one fully healed from those endeavors #happy new year

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living in america means i pretty much have nationalism in my bones. i mean i pretty much despise how our country works but i still zone out from time to time with the national anthem blaring in my head

#it happens occasionally i admit #not my fault the song that goes and im born tk be an american goes so hard #nationalism #american #gay people

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the blue guy is back!

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the guy who has a weird habit of looking directly at me in apush vs the guy who i talked to like once in apush and was legit charmed by being able to hold complete conversation with for who to giggle and kick my feet about

this one is up to y'all

#gay interest #men #gay man #it's me i'm the gay man #and maybe also both of them??? #idk but i take solace in the fact that this is my echo chamber

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i just noticed my fan is off and j won't be able to go to sleep without it but but but... bed is so comfy...!! why leave nice soft warm home...?

#i will die here #adhd stuff #i think it's adhd #but my dad is obsessed with planes and war so odds are in the other direction #autism #yeah probably that

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he DESERVES an emmy at this point

one thing about shane madej is he will write an absolute BANGER of a villain song

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my one true hope in this lifetime is to stop thinking about that one sarah schauer story every time i see people skiing

#shit AND blood #that story both makes me giggle uncontrollably and feel SO BAD for her #i hope the two lesbians are happily in love #violating community guidelines #brittany broski #sarah schauer #skiing