#beniot blanc

[transgenderastarion]

#knives out #knives out 2 #glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery #beniot blanc #daniel craig

[juniperandthistle]

The Glass Onion got many things right, but the one I appreciate more each day is that the movie shows that elementary school teachers who taught through COVID are fucking unstoppable and will fuck you up, with no hesitation.

#10k #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #glass onion a knives out mystery #helen brand #janelle monae #benoit blanc #helen taking down bron was no challenge #teaching 3rd graders during COVID in Alabama thats a challenge #god I love her #benoit herd her say she taught 3rd grade and new she was capable of anything #beniot blanc #mine

[sweetiepie08]

Canonically, Serena Williams knew Benoit and Helen were on a covert mission to solve a murder mystery, and minded her own business. What a treasure.

#glass onion spoilers #glass onion #beniot blanc #helen brand #serena williams

[piss3dm3nk3n]

the stupid ass parallels to among us near the middle of Glass Onion is so perfect and fitting for a dumb mystery created by a rich egomaniac fool.

spoilers btw

i dont think ive seen any posts on it but; the lights going out just like the game, all the characters trying to find who the ‘imposter’ is and blanc dubbing the main room as a meeting room, so that the others can “call a meeting” like the game. When Blanc “finds” “helens” body they go back to said meeting room to discuss LIKE THE GODDAMN GAME!!!

i know the lights going out and the gun going off was to show how unimaginative and fake and stupid miles is with his murders and schemes but it was a nice call back to the start of the film.

#glass onion #just a thought #this movies has so many references and i appreciate it all!! #beniot blanc #knives out #janelle monae #daniel craig #knives out 2

[bookofbonbon]

my favourite part about watching Glass Onion with my niece (6) was when ‘the disruptors’ were solving the puzzle box together and her exasperated little voice going I would just smash it only for Helen to do exactly that just moments later.

#the look of pure joy on her face #she fell asleep like 5 minutes after that #little kids are funny #knives out #knives out: glass onion #glass onion #the disruptors #beniot blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #andi brand

[of-mice-and-idiots]

All detectives are gay

#beniot blanc #knives out #glass onion #batman #lego batman #bruce wayne #l death note #death note #the great mouse detective #the people must hear my words

[iwouldservehim]

Rewatching the Glass Onion...

got the 'no pineapple for Duke' now

everyone else is uncomfortable when 'Andi' appears, but Miles shows incredulous shock

Duke saying 'I have google alerts for ALL OF YOU'

Helen (while pretending to be Andi) literally shouts 'MY LIFE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME BY SOMEONE, by everyone in this room. MY LIFE! Do you even know what that means?'

Miles handing that drink to Duke

Duke's phone is visible in Miles' pocket - all back on white pants

in the dark, Miles runs away from the drinks table with the gun in his hand

it is also VERY visible in his hand when he's in the corridor, calling for 'Andi'

#glass onion #beniot blanc #spoilers #rewatch

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

benoit blanc gets hired to solve an ongoing lover's quarrel that's turned deadly. he quickly deduces that the killer is the husband's girlfriend, but then, as they're wrapping up, another murder occurs. the girlfriend's girlfriend is killed, and there are no immediately obvious first suspects. but slowly all clues start to point towards the original murderers husband as the killer! as he's being led to the cop car, a sniper takes him out! so now benoit has to investigate that murder! it ends up coming out that his wife's girlfriend's wife took him out for revenge. but while she's in the confession room, her husband mysteriously dies! blanc investigates and learns he died by arsenic poisoning- and his boyfriend happens to work at an arsenic factory! not the most clever murder, but blanc is confused as to how it has seemingly nothing to do with the previous string of murders. he fixates on this long after the police are willing to write it off. after deep, DEEP digging he learns that the arsenic factory worker was being blackmailed by his girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend's husband, and had no choice but to tragically murder his boyfriend- he made it obvious on purpose because he wanted to get caught. as blanc moves in to apprehend the blackmailer, the man in questions wife is tragically murdered. benoit and the cops arrive to arrest him only to find him sobbing over her broken body, her other boyfriend holding his hand. what on earth! as they investigate they learn she had a girlfriend with an extensive criminal record- but she has a rock solid alibi and seems genuinely heartbroken. you know who doesn't though? her best friend that's in love with her and has been jealous this whole time. after MONTHS of this nonsense benoit blanc, greatest detective in the world, traces thread after thread and discovers the original murder victim hired this best friend to kill the blackmailer's wife because they were political rivals and she thought he'd be too distraught to run against her if he was grieving. her own murder was completely unrelated and lead to the rest of the strings of death, but ultimately the woman she hired to kill didn't receive notification of her death because there was so much going on and it's hard to get news circulated to you when you aren't in the polycule yourself.

"foyer fuycks sake," beniot exclaims at the end of this mess, "Ah am nevah, evah, comin' baahck tah seayattle evah a-gayn!"

#beniot blanc #knives out #seattle polycule #knives out 2 #molly mumbles #just woke upngojf back tonsleep now

[yaoiwars]

saul doesn’t have a lot of friends

#the yaoi wars #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk 2077 #kaname date #aitsf #reigen arataka #mob psycho 100 #herlock sholmes #ace attorney #midas fortnite #beniot blanc #knives out

[bowl-1]

I love the people saying that we don’t know where blanc is from “southern accent and a french name. what?” y’all have you never heard of LOUISIANA?! french and south hell much of his clothing is obviously inspired from Louisiana it’s pretty obvious

#glass onion #beniot blanc #knives out #daniel craig #louisiana

[princessstevemunson]

When Benoit says he knows a guy who can help with Helen’s hair, I’m just picturing that “the guy” is Phillip.

#glass onion spoilers #knives out glass onion spoilers #glass onion #knives out glass onion #beniot blanc #phillip glass onion #phillip blanc

[juniperandthistle]

I knew this scene reminded me of something

#ofmd stede #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #stede bonnet #our flag means death #edward teach #gentlebeard #glass onion #knives out 2 #beniot blanc #mine

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

I think it’s just so important that blanc is shown having a husband who’s (canonically) worried about him and cares for him a lot and is also old. Like queer relationships in the media (that is most prevalent) is teenagers in highschool, and it’s great to see an older couple in such a comfortable environment in the movies.

#I see an older queer couple every day cuz they’re my parents #but so many people don’t and I think #it’s really great that #rian johnson #gave that to us #netflix glass onion #the glass onion #glass onion #beniot blanc #Phillip #daniel craig #hugh grant #gay

[autisticheadcanonsdaily]

Benoit Blanc from the Knives Out series is autistic, submitted by anon!

#beniot blanc #knives out #knives out glass onion #glass onion #knives out hcs #autistic headcanon #autistic hc #autistic hcs

[girlthatlikestotalk]

the way that benoit was letting on that not everything was how it seemed from the beginning?? it being established very early on that dumb puzzles are his achilles’ heel, but then him saying that he solved some simple puzzles to open the box. of course it was helen who gave it to him

#knives out #glass onion #beniot blanc

[obsidiancreates]

Knives out/Psych crossover, Blanc tells Shawn about the last case he was on and complains how dumb it was and-

"And the murder weapon, pineapple juice, the man even announced his allergy out loud to everyone-"

And Shawn is stricken.

"Pineapple was the villain?!"

#psych #psych 2006 #knives out #glass onion #beniot blanc #shawn spencer #psychusa #psych usa