Wasn’t emotionally prepared for the Polites jump scare
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I am the god of corn broas, the god of passion fruit frozen mousse, the god of putting ketchup on beans, the god of homemade chicken paté and of store bought turkey breast paste.
I am the god of my mother's biscuits and her cakes, especially the failed, unrisen ones she bakes and hates, but i love.
I am the god cheap hotdogs and of quiabada, but without shellfish. The sea bugs deny me. They profane my name, and poison my sanctity. (I am allergic.)
I am the god of the dissecration of a child's memory. The god of disease filled fluids born of a tree with eyes. The god of a mother's lament.
I am a god that spits out on the living and eats them again. I am the god of disgust, of a child's wonder and the havoc it wroughts.
I'm a god of the white ashes of a tortured woman, ridden of her gifts.
I am also the god of feijoada and all you can eat steakhouses!
Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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Wasn't expecting this but it makes sense
I was expecting anything but not Bard
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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.
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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????
This Ryan creamer??????
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forgiving your past self ☀️
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I love my mom's logical brain, like, i got my credit card stolen and I tried to get the money back (and I did, but still lost some) and somehow she spun that into a sermon on how my life is going downhill because i didn't do the dishes lmao
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diversity win! the ancient dragon ritual which requires the sacrifice of seven maidens is trans-affirming!
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let me cook something up rq
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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Got rid of my stupid Motorola and got my self a real phone with a real notes app. To celebrate, here's the updated version of the WBN: WWW - On Sight List, as per after episode 23.
I AM NOT JOKING, WHAT HAPPENED TO FLICKER, BRENNAN?
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Look, i understand that ppl say "make yourself at home" just to be polite and you are still supposed to behave and obey their rules, but like, at least let me pour myself a glass of water without asking you first, bitch.
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