nickelodeon studios production department backpack from 1995
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Man Ray: Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? [Patrick drops package on Man Ray's foot] Ow!
Patrick: Oops, sorry. Can I start over?
Man Ray: I noticed you were... [Patrick drops package again] Ow!
Patrick: Oops. Gotta start again. [Patrick drops package again]
Man Ray: Could, Ow!
Patrick: Oops!
Man Ray: You butter-fingered pink thing! What's in that box anyhow?
Patrick: My wallets.
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first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
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I’m tryna be with someone who treats me like banana number 2 treats banana number 1 like I need a real bitch okay, this is some dedication right here and if you can’t be my banana number 2 then you’re just gonna have to split (no pun intended)
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*Hugs* Hope you're doing okay~ hope you feel better soon.
Honestly thanks so much I haven’t been feeling so great lately and I really appreciate getting things like this it made my day 💘
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Me after I eat Taco Bell 😫
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Me because I just realized it’s August 😂 WHY?? Like summer is going too fast I need more time to relax 🙄
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