sammiehawk

[sammiehawk]

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

#i think there’s something about…frogs? #possibly? #I really don’t know #I just know if I see a meme about the homestuck fandom #I’m gonna find it funny #bc other than the transformers fandom #homestuck is the only other older larger fandom that somehow has stayed alive on here

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#cat #!!! #sproing #really embodying !

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i love this type of post

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3/5/24

Redraw of the panel that gave me nightmares <3

#s735 #sunder #mtmte #transformers #maccadam #tf #love the little bow additions #and the blush #it’s giving everything

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knight in shining armour ✨

#lemonomelette #transformers #mtmte #minimus ambus #ultra magnus #maccadam #love this little bot in a big boi world

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is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead

#last addition very true #like yes we’re aware she’s likely not dead #but it’s still interesting to come up w all these theories and see them #like it’s gotten SOO out of control on Twitter it’s wild

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

#always reblog #whenever it passes my page #there’s no way I wouldn’t reblog this when I see it #love the meme and the actual science #I do not control the speed at which lobsters die #meme #lobsters #science

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

#love the water filter #don’t care #that shit will crack me up every time

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i disrespect the grind

#the only acceptable grinding around here #is grinding up spices for food #I’m lying but we’re saying this

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whenever i go a few days withojut being horny im like wow it's finally over im finally just a regular person just like everyone else and then it comes back and im like ummm lol is the transient yet visceral nature of life making anyone else hard

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i feel like a victorian man seeing ankles for the the first time

#kyle gaz garrick #gaz call of duty #love this little man

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

#lmaooo #cats #video #the fact that this transitioned from a cat video #to realizing the shitpostcalligrapher isn’t dead is cracking me up

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I’m sorry for ever looking at you

GAWD

#uhhhhh #*clears throat* #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #call of duty #soap mactavish #nothing to see here

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Transformers scientists and angrily shaking fists in the air

#I get it shockwave #Wyoming will do that to u

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🧍🏼🧍🏼

#these two really embody this emoji #cod konig #könig #könig mw2 #fanart #sebastian krueger #cod krueger

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#optimus prime #transformers g1 #would definitely tell you to fuck off of he felt it was required #or even if he just felt like it ig #love that man #maccadam #transformers