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simons-scones · 3 years
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hey all!! i made a taylor swift snowbaz playlist! listen (in order) to their relationship as told by taylor swift :))
snowbaz (taylor’s version) by dovepie
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3rLGNuczBYhHboyF9IamWm?si=5QbM5AmCTcqxYL-n8KzNOQ&dl_branch=1
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simons-scones · 3 years
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my condolences to the supernatural fandom today... you can keep carry on my wayward son. i’m sure you need it more
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simons-scones · 4 years
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simon after just having kissed baz: it’s not gay if it’s in a burning forest and no one saw right?
baz: yes it is tf ‼️‼️🙄😤
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simons-scones · 4 years
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baz, hitting simon:
simon: OW what are you doing??
baz: hitting on you
simon: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
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simons-scones · 4 years
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baz: gay rights! as a gay, i am always right
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simons-scones · 4 years
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some teacher at watford: that’s ENOUGH basilton and simon! you boys need to stop fighting, leave my classroom.
baz: is it because i’m gay? smh homophobe
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simons-scones · 4 years
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baz: will you marry me?
simon: no homo, but yes
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simons-scones · 4 years
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baz: wow my crush simon sure looks pretty today🥰🥰
simon, about to rock baz’s shit and break his nose: what the fuck you looking at 😡👊
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simons-scones · 4 years
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simon: hey i love you
baz: aw i love you too
simon: that’s what friends are for
baz: we’ve been married for 3 years stop saying that
simon: it’s funny
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simons-scones · 4 years
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*pre carry on*
baz: how are you?
simon: im fine
baz: yes you are
simon: what
baz: what
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simons-scones · 4 years
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simon: how do you spell orange?
shepard: the colour or the fruit?
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simons-scones · 4 years
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lets be real for a second- if baz was a real person we would all hate him periodt
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simons-scones · 4 years
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baz: THIRTEEN YEARS
simon: what’s he talking about?
malcom: it’s not that big of a deal-
baz: YOU LET ME EAT RATS FOR THIRTEEN YEARS THINKING I WAS A VAMPIRE WHEN I WAS REALLY JUST ANEMIC???
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simons-scones · 4 years
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We thirsty for vampires tonight lads
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simons-scones · 4 years
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simon: okay so, vampire men, where y’all at? 🥵👀
baz: catacombs probably 🤷‍♂️
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simons-scones · 4 years
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4th year wizards 🔥🔮
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simons-scones · 4 years
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personally, my favourite thing about the carry on fandom is that since shepard doesn’t have a last name, we’ve all collectively decided that his tag is “shepard from omaha”
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