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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4qEmXYIUKN/?igsh=MTM2ZGtoemE3MGw1dw==

#instagram #pomegranate #pomegranate seeds #peeling #poetry #poem #acts of service ✨ #lovers #love

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This *lamps pukicho*

Hey, whats'a knuckle sandwhich?

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The ancient toastier maker died. Had a funeral. Sang in the arms of an angel. It was good.

The only time I hit the side chest pose, is when I’m trying to hold down the lid of my ancient toastie maker

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“Anytime you say something stupid, I have to take a moment and put it on tumblr. Don’t worry, the Anne Frank thing didn’t make it up there.”

“Neither did she. Oh my god-”

*dies laughing*

#anne frank #one time my brother said #my brother just said #the anne frank thing

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“Could you imagine their mortification if they found out we know-“

“Turning into Morty?”

“No.”

#rick and morty #morty smith #rick sanchez #my brother just said #one time my brother said

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I have long arms

dude I kinda wanna feel the embrace of another

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You aren’t nothing friend! You’re everything! :)

whispering to myself "I am shadow the hedgehog" "I am shadow the hedgehog" to give myself the courage to sent an email

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femboy football

#charlie spring

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“-James Charles coming out of the darkness.”

“Listen I know you said darkness but my brain autocorrected to dong at first-“

“Dong!”

“If I saw James Charles coming out of my penis I’m not sure what I’d do with myself.”

“I’d cut my dick off.”

#james charles #my dick fell off #there are no teenage boys here James - direct quote

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If I had a nickel for every time there was a butthole in an indie horror game, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #ink butthole #fnaf ruin #fnaf #fnaf AR #AR butthole

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Maybe I should just commit to the bit and dye my hair blonde

#jasper hale #twilight #eclipse

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Made a wattpad cover just for you

#wattpad #jasper hale #battle scars #twilight #eclipse

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I’m really out here with my eye bags and wavy hair lookin like Jasper Hale in his eclipse era

#jasper hale #eclipse #twilight

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The only time I hit the side chest pose, is when I’m trying to hold down the lid of my ancient toastie maker

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I’m revamping (see what I did there) mine and I will finish it this time I promise 😭

Me commenting and trying to inspire an update on abandoned Alice/Bella and Rosalie/Bella fics

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I am writing an oc insert with lots of set up and a few new characters and lots of lore, and lots of bellice. It is a slow burn, but I will finish it. There will be multiple fics in the series. It may take a while, but I am determined.

Oh man. The twilight femslash scene is truly empty right now and it sucks. I thought the renaissance would inspire more fics but its a wasteland. It truly baffles me when a new twilight bella/Rosalie or bella/Alice fic appears, and its a freaking slow burn. STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR SLOW BURN FIC. YOU ARE WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME.

I do feel bad complaining but i also hate reading the first chapter of a fic that will never be completed. And you can ALWAYS tell.

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welcome to wonderland by thirteenohtwo on ao3

New love triangle unblocked with the trope "Bella time travels". Alice Cullen x Bella Swan x Mary Alice Brandon. Let Alice be jealous of herself.

#ao3